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Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
Jet Li has the loving moves that's for sure.

Way better than Jackie Chan imo.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Never saw it op

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
It wasn't very good OP

Romeo Must Die was wayyyyy better

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Yes close thread

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Never saw it op

shan't comment

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Vampire Panties posted:

It wasn't very good OP

Romeo Must Die was wayyyyy better

I've never seen Romeo Must Die OR Unleashed, but "Come Back in One Piece" is an awesome song so I like Romeo Must Die more

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
I'd rather watch the acclaimed motion picture classic Cradle 2 Da Grave

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
I think I liked "The One" with Jet Li time travelering all over the place

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

This was the movie where I realized Eddie Valiant, Mario, and Lou the shoe store owner from Mermaids were played by an English actor :aaa:

To be fair, I should have picked up on him being British when he played Smee in Hook, but I am an incredibly dumb person. I mean we’re talking moron, here. A buffoon. A straight up imbecile.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Unachievable asian steroetypes

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
Kiss of the Dragon was good, but his great stuff are his non-American movies like Fist of Legend

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

for clarity, op, at the time of the film's release it was already considered problematic at best to keep an asian man on a leash and use him to attack your enemies

i don't think this view has changed much in the intervening years

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Crippled Masters caused so much body image damage

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Unpopular thing problematic.




Ted lasso is also a bad show

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Jet Li is an unpopular monster

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

YeahTubaMike posted:

I've never seen Romeo Must Die OR Unleashed, but "Come Back in One Piece" is an awesome song so I like Romeo Must Die more

Romeo Must Die holds up today. Jet Li is at the peak of his martial arts, and even though it came out after the Matrix there was no bullet time and very little wirefighting. RIP Aaliyah and DMX.

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Vampire Panties posted:

Romeo Must Die holds up today. Jet Li is at the peak of his martial arts, and even though it came out after the Matrix there was no bullet time and very little wirefighting. RIP Aaliyah and DMX.

Romeo Must Die rules. I tried to rewatch Kiss of the Dragon last year and turned it off because it was so misogynistic. Then I saw it was written by Luc Besson so that explained that.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

blight rhino posted:

I think I liked "The One" with Jet Li time travelering all over the place

The One should've had a sequel called The Two

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Animal-Mother posted:

The One should've had a sequel called The Two

It would be poo poo.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Jet li unpopular poster

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Archer666 posted:

I'd rather watch the acclaimed motion picture classic Cradle 2 Da Grave
i just heard DMX bark in my brain

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
Holy poo poo, Jet Li is turning into Jerry Lewis

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Everyone remembers Jerry Lewis dressing as an overbearing Asian landlord in "Breakfast at Tiffany's",

But it was ACTUALLY Mickey Rooney.

#Mandelaeffect

Lemon
May 22, 2003

when I watched it I thought it was cool that they had decided to set it in some weird dystopian undefined urban hellhole but then halfway through a character revealed it was Glasgow lol

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Wifi Toilet posted:

Holy poo poo, Jet Li is turning into Jerry Lewis



lmao

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Poohs Packin posted:

Everyone remembers Jerry Lewis dressing as an overbearing Asian landlord in "Breakfast at Tiffany's",

But it was ACTUALLY Mickey Rooney.

#Mandelaeffect

I'm certainly no yellowface historian so I don't have any exact dates, but Martin & Lewis started performing in the 50s



e: and Lewis was still mining it in the 80s (lmao that he signed this)

Wifi Toilet fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Jun 2, 2023

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Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Never saw it op

can you sum it up in a three pronged statement

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