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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
In time and space there is but one constant. No, it isn't the evolutionary tendency for creatures to evolve into crabs....

IT'S SPIDERS! (Which are kinda like crabs, really)

Does star wars have spiders? You're god drat right it does.







How about star Trek?








It's got em!

One last thing I don't wanna see no regular rear end spiders in here. Your spider better have at least one cool space-y thing about it or else!

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
its me, im the guy at valve who coded the gonarch's lower body to swing like a ballsack

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky is a generations-spanning book about an uplifted Spider civilisation and it owns

here's some fanart

https://twitter.com/aptshadow/status/1192226681186074625?s=20

https://twitter.com/Zephusees/status/1415411534025609223?s=20

from the same artist:

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
fantasy still counts right?





Edgar Allen Ho fucked around with this message at 10:17 on Jun 2, 2023

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Okay now you're messing with me this one is clearly just a friendly lady

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I just realized I had made the thread title in the past tense, as if we had at one point appreciated arachnids but we did no longer. I wanna apologize for that misconception.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo


credit to reddit poster FavioG2

Melkor meets Ungoliant

habituallyred
Feb 6, 2015
A Deepness In the Sky has two plots going on. One of them is a pastiche of old science fiction stories staring arachnids. In theory that story is being told by people in the second plot who downplay the spidery bits.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.

I'm seeing some good spiders, some spiders I recognise. It's good.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Your basic Arachnid warrior isn't too smart but you can blow off a limb and it's still 86% combat effective. Here's a tip: aim for the nerve stem and put it down for good.

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength
Yeah, the Portiids in Children of Time are the best little friends.

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-73vRVxqfOk

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Kud'ar Mub'at was at the heart of the glorious Bounty Hunter Wars books and was spidery.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Actually you'll find that Balancesheet was the one running everything.

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!
Remember the weird space spiders from Lost In Space with Joey from Friends?

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011


Megarachnids. A race of sentient spiderpeople who were long ago defeated and quarantined to their homeworld by a forgotten offshoot branch of centaurs humanity, that when the Imperium of Man found, they ignored the warnings to fight a new bloody war against the spiders.


Energy spiders. These guys live in the depths of Kessel spinning webs made of :catdrugs: that are mined out and sold across the galaxy as spice.


Add more spider to your lady.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
When I get home I'ma post some goddamn tachikomas

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Ghost Leviathan posted:

When I get home I'ma post some goddamn tachikomas

:yeah:

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




SlothfulCobra posted:

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Add more spider to your lady.



Why are there so many spider ladies in video games?

Also, this is arguably the worst video game spider:

Even killing it feels icky and wrong.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Decent pics are harder to find than I thought, at least while tired and dizzy.



reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Decent pics are harder to find than I thought, at least while tired and dizzy.





It's worth it though! Neat lil spider bot has robo-wheels.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
I wish they had stayed dead. Not because they're annoying but because I felt that the Tachikomas learning about death, mortality and the meaning of sacrifice was really heartfelt. It was a cop-out to resurrect them after they'd had such a well done character arc just because the series didn't want to give up their cute spider mascots.

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



Alhazred posted:

Why are there so many spider ladies in video games?

Also, this is arguably the worst video game spider:

Even killing it feels icky and wrong.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jor%C5%8Dgumo

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo


Arukenimon creeps me out in a way most baddie digimon don't

Sir DonkeyPunch
Mar 23, 2007

I didn't hear no bell

Arc Hammer posted:

I wish they had stayed dead. Not because they're annoying but because I felt that the Tachikomas learning about death, mortality and the meaning of sacrifice was really heartfelt. It was a cop-out to resurrect them after they'd had such a well done character arc just because the series didn't want to give up their cute spider mascots.

That was just the movie though?

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Sir DonkeyPunch posted:

That was just the movie though?

Yeah and it was dumb in the movie too. I like most of Solid State Society but the Major going "by the way the Tachikomas who sacrificed themselves by ramming their AI cloud storage satellite into a nuke were actually alive on the internet the whole time!" bugged me.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:



Arukenimon creeps me out in a way most baddie digimon don't

Her and Mummymon are a fun duo. Interesting to have Team Rocket personalities on endgame level villains, ridiculous but genuine threats and making a question of who's directing them when they clearly have more power than they know what to do with.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo


this thread gone way too long without any of sci-fi's most famous arachnid

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Q_res posted:

Remember the weird space spiders from Lost In Space with Joey from Friends?





Lord that CGI, and plot twist, was bad

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011


Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
I guess The Tick would be an Arachnid wouldn't he.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

I went and checked in on this one and while the spider is CLEARLY giant, which is definitely out of the ordinary for a spider, I can't help but shake the feeling that I'm looking at an ordinary spider that's been placed inside of a very tiny cardboard city!

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

reignofevil posted:

I went and checked in on this one and while the spider is CLEARLY giant, which is definitely out of the ordinary for a spider, I can't help but shake the feeling that I'm looking at an ordinary spider that's been placed inside of a very tiny cardboard city!

I mean most cities are tiny and cardboard. It saves a bunch on construction costs. This is clearly a story showing how the cheapness of modern capitalism puts us all at risk of you normal every day giant spider.

A good moral.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


It's time for more Portiids

https://twitter.com/aldrich_kia/status/1674417565836390407?s=20




https://twitter.com/aldrich_kia/status/1674418062605570050

Gravitas Shortfall fucked around with this message at 09:44 on Jun 30, 2023

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
That is an incredibly cool conceptualization.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky is a generations-spanning book about an uplifted Spider civilisation and it owns

here's some fanart

https://twitter.com/aptshadow/status/1192226681186074625?s=20

https://twitter.com/Zephusees/status/1415411534025609223?s=20

from the same artist:



I looooooove Children of Time. Such an amazing sci-fi book. I couldn't put it down. I just finished the sequel, Children of Ruin, and enjoyed it. But not at the level I loved the first one.
I'm going to pick up the 3rd one soon.

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

redshirt posted:

I looooooove Children of Time. Such an amazing sci-fi book. I couldn't put it down. I just finished the sequel, Children of Ruin, and enjoyed it. But not at the level I loved the first one.
I'm going to pick up the 3rd one soon.

We're going on an adventure!

As an aside, Adrian Tchaikovsky must be some kind of writing machine. Dude puts out a lot of books.

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Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009
The Spiderdemon/Spider Mastermind
Trite
Tick
Vagary, which apparently gestates mancubi.

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