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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Transfer window isn’t open yet, Van

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Nuclear Spoon posted:

check out "will mbappe leave psg" if you get the chance. sound of the summer.

https://twitter.com/tariqpanja/status/1668351675034214400

He’s coming to Newcastle

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Shrapnig posted:

Masters of negotiation

This is how I submit offers on eBay

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



https://youtu.be/mfr2LtKe5cg

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



tristeham posted:

macallister had a release clause

Don’t we all

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I hope pooshited are forced to play with a 900 year old Tom Heaton in goal

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



greazeball posted:

Pretty sure that was Newcastle. United bought him after actually watching him play :laugh:

Nah the brochure was after he left Newcastle

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



The league needs a mental lad who loves a tackle

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



There must always be a wasteman American in Italy

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Then we had the Andy Carroll transfer fee (£35,012,000) measurement

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Never forget

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LoZXEbo96Lg

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Shrapnig posted:

Donny van de Beek has never looked talented or useful.

Hi Donny!!

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



ilmucche posted:

Wait what's this about ASM leaving Newcastle. Is it one of those fraud situations where ASM and mbappe go to Saudi but are loaned back to Newcastle?

Nah ASM is gone anyway and he’ll get a big Saudi payday this way too

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Arsenal will manage that just fine even if they had 10 world class keepers on the books

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I’m not worried about it at all!!

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Weaponized Cum posted:

Arsenal can gently caress off

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



tarbrush posted:

There could be a lot of mediocre teams. Spurs, Liverpool, and to a lesser extent United and Newcastle have all had underwhelming windows.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



tarbrush posted:

I don't think Mount or Hojland are the answers to their questions. Onana is a big get, sure

I don’t give a poo poo about man utd

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Shrapnig posted:

Replacing, I guess, Shelvey/Hayden, with Tonali is pretty good business and Harvey Barnes is better, albeit much less fun to watch, than Saint Maximin.

Hayden was gone all last season anyway, but yeah, Voldemort getting replaced with Tonali seems like a great move. ASM was cool and good but didn’t have particularly great numbers, Ben Arfa 2.0

E: a left back would be good, and CB cover that isn’t slow as poo poo

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



A 42 year old Ashley Young on a free is a Dyche signing if I’ve ever seen one

He’s not 42 but you’d believe it

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Bold it, baby

https://twitter.com/NUFC/status/1688845064800178176?s=20

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Ward-Prowse is gonna get homesick and sold back to Soton in a year for a pittance

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Lol “Jean” great work there

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I’m hearing Mbappe to Newcastle rumors picking up steam

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



blue footed boobie posted:

I reckon he’ll partner well with Mbappe.

No need for Kane at Newcastle, Isak will partner Mbappe just fine

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I can’t wait until Chelsea are so hosed on FFP they have to fire sale their squad

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Chelsea have a small profit this season, but last season they spent €600m+ and only got about 10% of that back. If they buy Caicedo they’re in the red again.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



wooger posted:

Aren’t their purchases last season mitigated by the bullshit amortisation rule, which was why the contracts weee all so long? 7 year deal = 100 million / 7.

They fixed that for this season at least.

Yeah they did the super long contract amortization scam but the transfer fee is still there. They’ll eventually be in a situation where they’ll have limited room to operate even if those players are gone unless they can sell players for big net gains.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




gently caress yeah

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Better buy more then, Todd

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Weird move

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




I am shocked that the man who barely turns out for league games and always gets suspended for his sister’s birthday is seen as lazy

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Dang I knew Joaquin was old but I didn’t know he was THAT old

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

I just checked to see if Joaquin finally retired

He did, a few months ago.

Vicente retired in 2013. Joaquin retired this year. They’re 5 days apart in age.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Jose posted:

i'd be fine with burn at left back if we sign an equally giant right back to replace trippier. Burn is also 30 so will need replacing

We already signed a RB

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Is this going to be like the last Japanese footballer at Liverpool who signed from Germany and was poo poo

Yes I know Austria blah blah same fake Germans

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Finally confirmed

https://twitter.com/NUFC/status/1693911019339362729?s=20

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Hashtag Banterzone posted:

It seems like Mount wanted out pretty bad, but yes it sucks that he and the club couldn't find a way to make it work. At the same time having Nkunku, Chukwumeka, Gallagher and Enzo means there's plenty of talent to replace him.


Replace him in the physio room maybe

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



If you squint it looks like Diego Costa

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



For that money he should hand in an actual transfer request

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