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That's a shark
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Jun 9, 2023 20:40
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it's even more obvious in that clip that it's just the cap of a small wave coming off the boat if you wanna pretend you saw something that isn't there, head over the UFOs thread
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Jun 9, 2023 22:01
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I think we need to take this back to square one: what is a shark?
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Jun 9, 2023 22:45
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Bad Purchase posted:it's even more obvious in that clip that it's just the cap of a small wave coming off the boat But like as cool as flying sharks would be, if you see a flying shark you have like identified that object as a shark. That's like not even remotely a UFO, and one of many reasons why UFO's are super uncool. Again still waiting for someone to Frankenstein a shark with wings. Sharknado doesn't count, all the sharks in that died, and also it wasn't real. 
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Jun 9, 2023 22:48
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If you guys wanna see a real shark attack video, that poor rear end in a top hat in Egypt can help you out 
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Jun 9, 2023 23:05
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if i want to see a shark attack i'd watch Jaws 4: The Revenge again
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Jun 9, 2023 23:10
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STABASS posted:I think we need to take this back to square one: what is a shark? documentary released exclusively on twitter
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Jun 9, 2023 23:13
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STABASS posted:I think we need to take this back to square one: what is a shark? A very smooth water animal
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Jun 9, 2023 23:17
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Mozi posted:if i want to see a shark attack i'd watch Jaws 4: The Revenge again I mean you don't need an excuses to do that. Just a lot of alcohol and no self respect.
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Jun 9, 2023 23:21
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dr_rat posted:Again still waiting for someone to Frankenstein a shark with wings. Sharknado doesn't count, all the sharks in that died, and also it wasn't real. Can I interest you in a winghead shark?  Eusphyra blochii is a rarely seen member of the hammerhead family that lives in the Indo-Pacific. “Eusphyra” roughly translates to “good hammer,” implying that the rest of the hammerhead species are just posers, which I think is kind of mean. Mozi posted:if i want to see a shark attack i'd watch Jaws 4: The Revenge again Mods ban this filth
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Jun 10, 2023 00:16
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Bad Purchase posted:it's even more obvious in that clip that it's just the cap of a small wave coming off the boat Boat was anchored tho
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Jun 10, 2023 00:29
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anchoring a boat doesn't stop the water around it from moving
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Jun 10, 2023 00:31
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I watched a video where a shark scientist thinks it is a shark.
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Jun 10, 2023 00:31
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Bad Purchase posted:
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Bad Purchase posted:anchoring a boat doesn't stop the water around it from moving Yes it does. It operates on the same scientific principle that allows an airplane to take off from a treadmill.
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Jun 10, 2023 01:34
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Booty Scope posted:I watched a video where a shark scientist thinks it is a shark. And there's bound to be another shark scientist saying it's not a shark. It's like competing expert witnesses in court, except these guys are basing their opinion on a really poor video of the incident. I'm still somewhat amazed that no-one has been able to enhance the video.
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Jun 10, 2023 02:48
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Booty Scope posted:I watched a video where a shark scientist thinks it is a shark. This shark scientist says that if it's a shark, it's a small one that probably wouldn't have eaten the kid: https://youtu.be/wHukQNJLKZA
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Jun 10, 2023 03:17
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One thing we can all agree on, whether there was a shark in the video or not, this guy’s fishfood now.
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Jun 10, 2023 03:29
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https://twitter.com/ChartBreakouts/status/1665091112518787075 Heard lots of people say that the cruise staff throw food overboard... Ulio fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Jun 10, 2023 |
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Jun 10, 2023 03:48
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Ulio posted:https://twitter.com/ChartBreakouts/status/1665091112518787075 They could have thrown chocolate covered dicks off that ship and that grainy rear end video still wouldn’t show a shark.
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Jun 10, 2023 04:07
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BigBadSteve posted:This shark scientist says that if it's a shark, it's a small one that probably wouldn't have eaten the kid: The guy shouting WHATS UP GUYS WELCOME SMASH LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE is a definite authority on marine biology
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Jun 10, 2023 04:22
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It’s very important these guys keep tossing meat over their railing to make sure the sharks keep associating splashes near their worksite with juicy ready to eat snacks, especially if you dislike the new hire.
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Jun 10, 2023 04:30
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:They could have thrown chocolate covered dicks off that ship and that grainy rear end video still wouldn’t show a shark. i agree the drunk guy should have covered his dick in chocolate before jumping in and getting eaten by teh shark (as shown in the video) everyone knows sharks hate chocolate covered dick and wont eat it
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Jun 10, 2023 05:57
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Hazo posted:The guy shouting WHATS UP GUYS WELCOME SMASH LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE is a definite authority on marine biology But that's how you show support for his channel and if you like his content it really helps him keep making every week shark week!
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Jun 10, 2023 06:19
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Ulio posted:https://twitter.com/ChartBreakouts/status/1665091112518787075 "Lots of people" seem to be overlooking the fact that it's a party boat, not a cruise ship.
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Jun 10, 2023 06:28
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Lolie posted:"Lots of people" seem to be overlooking the fact that it's a party boat, not a cruise ship. Sharks love to party. They're the Venga Boys of the ocean. Source: I am a shark expert.
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Jun 10, 2023 06:56
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Lots of people seems strangely invested in the kid being eaten by a shark rather than just drowning.
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Jun 10, 2023 07:31
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We gotta hold the sharks accountable. Even if they didn't do this one, they did other ones that they got away with.
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Jun 10, 2023 07:35
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steinrokkan posted:Lots of people seems strangely invested in the kid being eaten by a shark rather than just drowning. It seems like a surprising amount of people are caring enough to push back, it's truly strange as someone not invested.
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Jun 10, 2023 07:37
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Street Sharks are out, Drunk Sharks are in.
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Jun 10, 2023 07:41
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look here fuckers he got et by a shark or I'll kick your rear end
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Jun 10, 2023 08:15
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So if this young dumb man did not get suddenly dragged underwater by sharks what is the explanation? Sudden massive ocean currents? Cthulu? Ocean Madness????
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Jun 10, 2023 08:31
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he succumbed to the sea, which is very wet, from the standpoint of water
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Jun 10, 2023 08:37
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Bad Purchase posted:he succumbed to the sea, which is very wet, from the standpoint of water yeah, but as a noted raccoon, to you anything wetter than existing outside of Death Valley is insanely humid to you, so maybe let's just chalk this one up to the party sharks who wanted to get wasted. Square.
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Jun 10, 2023 08:42
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Beer Gay So What posted:So if this young dumb man did not get suddenly dragged underwater by sharks what is the explanation? Sudden massive ocean currents? Cthulu? Ocean Madness???? Inverse rapture
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Jun 10, 2023 08:43
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In hindsight the tequila shark themed shots were inappropriate and we apologize to the drunken teenagers families at this time.
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Bad Purchase posted:he succumbed to the sea, which is very wet, from the standpoint of water From the standpoint of water the sea just is, land is a barren arid hellscape where you go to die! A most correct view point I would say.
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:In hindsight the tequila shark themed shots were inappropriate and we apologize to the drunken teenagers families at this time. I wonder what a shark's favorite drink is. Maybe it depends on the species.
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Escape From Noise posted:I wonder what a shark's favorite drink is. Maybe it depends on the species. I'd have to assume it'd be a Sharkbite, or is that too cliché?
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