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DickParasite posted:Stupidity is stored in the balls! Good bumper sticker.
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I could've beaten it up, pussy-rear end fish
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I nearly drowned in a riptide in the Pacific Ocean when I was 11 years old (or 12 now that I think about). No matter how much I fought for my life, I just couldn’t escape the swirling riptide and I remember slowly losing consciousness and literally started seeing the white light people mention during near-death experiences. Then, just like that, my head was above water in a calm part of the ocean, and I was coughing up water. Nobody on the beach ever saw me, and I never told my family what happened until decades later 
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You Are A Elf posted:I nearly drowned in a riptide in the Pacific Ocean when I was 11 years old (or 12 now that I think about). No matter how much I fought for my life, I just couldn’t escape the swirling riptide and I remember slowly losing consciousness and literally started seeing the white light people mention during near-death experiences. What makes you think you survived? 
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:What makes you think you survived? I never said I did 
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You Are A Elf posted:I never said I did Welcum to hell. 
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You Are A Elf posted:I nearly drowned in a riptide in the Pacific Ocean when I was 11 years old (or 12 now that I think about). No matter how much I fought for my life, I just couldn’t escape the swirling riptide and I remember slowly losing consciousness and literally started seeing the white light people mention during near-death experiences. You Are An Fish
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mixed feelings. on one hand, it's tragic for someone so young to die unexpectedly like this. on the other hand, what did he expect when he chose the pirate life?
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Jun 3, 2023 02:28
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Let the KIDS! be eaten by what they want.
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i blame five nights at freddys for getting kids into vore
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that does not look like a shark to me, just some shadow coming off the boat if anything. i don’t think the kid would’ve been able to see a shark to know to swim away from it in that choppy water either. anyway it’s extremely blurry, i don’t know how anyone can be certain from the footage. witnesses on the boat would be able to say if they saw a shark though, maybe the op should contact them and update the thread?
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Baxter posted:A drunk kid? lol
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Bad Purchase posted:that does not look like a shark to me, just some shadow coming off the boat if anything. i don’t think the kid would’ve been able to see a shark to know to swim away from it in that choppy water either. When sharks attack something on the surface of the water, there tends to be a lot of thrashing about involved. They're not like crocodiles who roll and drag their prey underwater.
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Jun 3, 2023 03:25
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what if it was a whale and now he lives in the whales belly
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Bad Purchase posted:that does not look like a shark to me, just some shadow coming off the boat if anything. i don’t think the kid would’ve been able to see a shark to know to swim away from it in that choppy water either. I actually thought I saw a quote from a witness that claimed they saw it but I can't find it again.  Anyway, it's not the shadows-- the shark is lighter than the water and can be seen between the kid and the boat in the first second and again turning around ahead of the kid at around :03. Look for the subcarangiform/gentle serpentine swimming pattern of the lighter shape and it's unmistakable. Some other tweet says you see the shark grab him exact at :10 after someone says bye bye and someone else says "oh poo poo," and there's definitely a splash but I don't know for sure and I certainly hope not.
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I watched the video and didn't see a shark eat him. I did see him get abducted by aliens, so I'm sure he is okay. His butt is probably sore, though.
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Hazo posted:Some other tweet says you see the shark grab him exact at :10 after someone says bye bye and someone else says "oh poo poo," and there's definitely a splash but I don't know for sure and I certainly hope not. Lots of people on Twitter saying witnesses were yelling about the current. A Bahamian boat captain posted on reddit that what people think is a shark is actually a wave. He also mentions the current in the area where it happened. quote:As a Bahamian captain I feel I should weigh in. It was not a cruise ship. It was a 150ft party boat. They don’t travel fast and we’re probably able to stop pretty quickly, if they were moving at all. They could have been anchored offshore (which would have been worse imo because it would have added complexity of retrieving the anchor before going after him). The area that that vessel operates has some strong currents so he would have been swept away pretty easily. The night that this happened, the weather was not great and quite overcast with isolated heavy downpours. And some breaking waves. Regarding the “shark” that everyone claims to see at 3 seconds. It’s NOT a Shark. If it was we would have seen him get attacked less than a second later. What you saw was a wave breaking and the white cap left behind from it. He likely started fighting against the current to get back to the vessel after disappearing into the darkness and soon wore himself out. At that point he either drowned or attempted to float which would have disorientated him. Lolie fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Jun 3, 2023 |
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Hazo posted:Some other tweet says you see the shark grab him exact at :10 after someone says bye bye and someone else says "oh poo poo," and there's definitely a splash but I don't know for sure and I certainly hope not. Yeah, there's more to the video and a very clear grey head that pokes out by his legs and goes back under and so do his legs. edit: It's such bad quality maybe it's a splash. I dunno.
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sigher posted:edit: It's such bad quality maybe it's a splash. I dunno. It's terrible quality and the witnesses aren't used to looking into the ocean at night (and at least some of them are drunk).
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Chief McHeath posted:what if it was a whale and now he lives in the whales belly Maybe he just wanted to exact revenge on the man who ruined his mother's life.
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Lolie posted:When sharks attack something on the surface of the water, there tends to be a lot of thrashing about involved. They're not like crocodiles who roll and drag their prey underwater. I dunno what happened in the video but this isn't really true, there's plenty of accounts of sharks taking people where they just disappear underwater
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Hazo posted:I actually thought I saw a quote from a witness that claimed they saw it but I can't find it again. Turn up the brightness and you can totally see it oh God
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Omfg. Goons. 😂
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Doy ou think getting ate by a shark hurts real bad?
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Nooner posted:Doy ou think getting ate by a shark hurts real bad? I’ve often thought that even if you are tortured and in the greatest of pain…once you die it means nothing. You’ll never be able to remember it or suffer again. Your dead and incapable of feeling it.
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Piggy Smalls posted:I’ve often thought that even if you are tortured and in the greatest of pain…once you die it means nothing. You’ll never be able to remember it or suffer again. Your dead and incapable of feeling it. Won't you take me to funky town
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Nooner posted:Doy ou think getting ate by a shark hurts real bad? Quite a few shark attack survivors have said that they didn't realise anything was wrong until they saw blood and realised it was theirs. Others describe it as feeling like they've been hit by a brick wall. Possibly because sharks' teeth are so sharp, pain doesn't seem to be one of the immediate things felt by those bitten. A daytime shot of the boat and the wake it generates. The weather was bad the night this happened so the water was probably rougher. https://twitter.com/Its420inFl/status/1664121517007855616 Lolie fucked around with this message at 05:51 on Jun 3, 2023 |
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i think its a crazy current, you see him swimming really hard at first facing left possibly directly against the current, who knows how long hes been in the water at this point and maybe hes getting tired, then he turns around and is gone, bye bye, the shark ate him later conclusion: gently caress the ocean numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Jun 3, 2023 |
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numberoneposter posted:i think its a crazy current, you see him swimming really hard at first facing left possibly directly against the current, who knows how long hes been in the water at this point and maybe hes getting tired, then he turns around and is gone, bye bye, the shark ate him later Especially of a night, he wouldn't have even seen the current before jumping in. People who aren't used to swimming in the ocean usually do all the wrong things if they get caught in a undercurrent.
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Hazo posted:This happened last Wednesday but I only recently saw it and it's pretty Thanks for sharing a video of a kid getting eaten by a shark I guess.
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DickParasite posted:Not just young human men either. Majority of the fossilized mammal skeletons are male. So what you are suggesting is that all the lady dinosaurs are still out there somewhere, chilling?
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Odddzy posted:Thanks for sharing a video of a kid getting eaten by a shark I guess. It's the circle of life
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Lucky with that you black out real quick iirc I'd definitely prefer it that way
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I. M. Gei posted:Yeah but it shows him vanishing in the water before the camera pans away. We don't know if he's alive right now so for all we know it's still possible he went under and drowned at that moment. can't drown if you get eaten by a shark
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BigBadSteve posted:Let the KIDS! be eaten by what they want.
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I didnt want this kid to get eaten I jumped into a lot of place i wasnt supposed to junp into and didnt get eaten Its kinda hosed up he got eaten
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:can't drown if you get eaten by a shark He didn't die of being eaten by a shark, he died with being eaten by a shark, tyvm
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