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Imagine the guy egging him into jumping, telling the story of when his best friend that once jumped into the ocean and got lunched by a shark, and how hard that is for him.
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The real moral of the story: don't graduate high school.
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Jun 3, 2023 09:14
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I wish i got ate by a shark
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https://wheeldecide.com/index.php?c1=Shark+ate&c2=Drowned&time=5
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Jun 3, 2023 10:41
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Esteban! can sharks get drunk off drunkmeat they have those bigass livers
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Jun 3, 2023 10:51
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I want the guy who filmed that to be tried, convicted and thrown off a boat for having such a bad camera phone and inability to focus on one thing for more than 1 second. And have someone film it at a much higher quality.
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Jun 3, 2023 11:07
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Comstar posted:I want the guy who filmed that to be tried, convicted and thrown off a boat for having such a bad camera phone and inability to focus on one thing for more than 1 second. It's even less excusable because the person filming was likely a teenager who constantly records reels and instas.
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Jun 3, 2023 11:13
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Smugworth posted:Young men are the dumbest creatures on the planet Older men ain't much better either
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Jun 3, 2023 11:22
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Haha that tweet linked me to this angry short dude getting wrecked in a bagel shop  https://twitter.com/crazyclipsonly/status/1664787731971555328?cxt=HHwWgIC-6eXnwZouAAAA
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Jun 3, 2023 11:29
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UKJeff posted:Haha that tweet linked me to this angry short dude getting wrecked in a bagel shop lol @ manlets
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Jun 3, 2023 11:41
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That was from a few years ago, wasn’t it?
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Milo and POTUS posted:Older men ain't much better either
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Comstar posted:I want the guy who filmed that to be tried, convicted and thrown off a boat for having such a bad camera phone and inability to focus on one thing for more than 1 second. For sharks.
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Jun 3, 2023 11:53
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Wipfmetz posted:Nah, "jumping" is too much physical effort. An older guy would just shoot off his dick and balls trying to shoot the shark
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Jun 3, 2023 11:56
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JgGDiz_cpU
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baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo
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Ahhh, to be young again and believe things will always just work out somehow when you do something incredibly stupid
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Jun 3, 2023 12:28
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I saw jaws when I was 8, really put me off being eaten by a shark,
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:That was from a few years ago, wasn’t it? Yep, he literally died of anger
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Jun 3, 2023 13:36
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Cajun Navy is the name of a sick burger joint for sharks
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo Curse you to hell
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UKJeff posted:Haha that tweet linked me to this angry short dude getting wrecked in a bagel shop He got eaten by a shark if you look closely at the pixels It was a pretty small shark to be fair
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Yep, he literally died of anger Good
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Smugworth posted:He got eaten by a shark if you look closely at the pixels Lol
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Lolie posted:A Bahamian boat captain posted on reddit that what people think is a shark is actually a wave. He also mentions the current in the area where it happened. "it can't be a shark because it would have automatically attacked him in one second" is dumb as hell logic. sharks are smart and cautious and unpredictable and this was probably its first time seeing a big flailing monkey in the water. they don't just dart toward anything they see and start biting, especially large adult sharks like the one in the video. it probably got startled by the kid which is why you see it swim past him before turning around (waves don't do that). I'm sure the current was a factor and i don't know how the poor kid died but there's def a shark in that video. UKJeff posted:Haha that tweet linked me to this angry short dude getting wrecked in a bagel shop lmao
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:oh man imagine being a shark and eating a drunk guy; i'd be so hammered What if it was a sexy anthro shark ala your av I'd let them chow down on me though probably not if it was a street shark that would not be jawesome
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I will never understand anyone's desire to jump into the ocean. You didn't evolve in there dumbass.
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20 Blunts posted:Cajun Navy is the name of a sick burger joint for sharks Bubba Jump
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DangerDongs posted:I will never understand anyone's desire to jump into the ocean. You didn't evolve in there dumbass. the atmosphere is an ocean of air
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The only thing that stops a bad guy with a shark is a good guy with a shark
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i must compose posted:The only thing that stops a bad guy with a shark is a good guy with a shark 
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DangerDongs posted:I will never understand anyone's desire to jump into the ocean. You didn't evolve in there dumbass. Look at this fool doesn't realize life evolved in the sea before moving to land.
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So here is footage of a gopro being dropped under a cruise ship at night via a line https://youtu.be/YWuPp1v-sI8?t=324 Sure enough, sharks do exist. I still think he drowned. Not like you can test the blood alcohol level of every shark in the area to find out. Besides, Peter Benchley apologized a lot for his portrayal of sharks. It's a really outdated view, but people still roll up the windows when a shark swims by.
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Maybe this kid was taunting the shark beforehand
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Songbearer posted:What if it was a sexy anthro shark ala your av I don't know anything about that; I was trying to set up a hammerhead shark joke but no one took the bait
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Animal-Mother posted:you can see the shark That's just a wave cresting.
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:I don't know anything about that; I was trying to set up a hammerhead shark joke but no one took the bait Sorry, chum.
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