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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



It's Friday, and you know what that means! It's time for Rampage, and tonight we've got, well, not an official "Battle of the Belts", but something mighty close!** New Japan, Ring of Honor, and AAA will all titles defended tonight!


https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1664700912445673474?s=20

The AAA Mega-Championship is on the line as champion El Hijo Del Vikingo defends against not only Dralistico, but Komander as will in Three Way Match! The tweet says it all. This may be the first match in history where the competitors spend more time above the mat than on it! This is one match where you don't even want to blink for fear of missing something spectacular!

https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1664422827850878976?s=20

Willow Nightingale shocked the world when she defeated Mercedes Mone to become the inaugural New Japan Strong Women's Champion! Some might say she won on a fluke*** because Mone suffered an injury during the match which she was able to take advantage of, so tonight she has the opportunity to prove all of them wrong. Tonight she faces off with the legendary Queen herself, Emi Sakura! With the Wembley show only two-ish months away, Sakura would love nothing more than to go into that as champion. Can she stop the fun loving Nightingale, or will Willow show the world that she earned that title?

https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1664640654180339717?s=20

Zack Sabre Jr continues his dominant reign as the first ever New Japan Pro Wrestling World Television Champion****, and tonight he defends the title against Action Andretti. This is certainly one of the biggest matches of Andretti's career. Can the young upstart shock the seven time WON Best Technical Wrestler Award winner? Or will Sabre Jr make his tenth successful title defense?

https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1664392629206028288?s=20

Katsuyori Shibata first shocked the world by coming back from a life-threatening injury, then further shocked the world by capturing the Ring of Honor Pure Championship, making short work of Wheeler Yuta*****. And tonight he faces a tough challenge in the shape of Lee Moriarty. Moriarty's quick, agile, and is as talented of a technical wrestler as anyone out there. If there was anyone destined to be a Pure Champion, it's Moriarty. Could Shibata's reign be coming to an end? Or will Shibata continue with his miraculous comeback?




*"Scrimmage" sounds like the name of a villain of a novel that's set in the 1700s. i.e. Jacob Scrimmage, Witch Finder.
**Into the Belt-Verse?
***Not me! [points threateningly] And neither should any of you.
****Honest question: Shouldn't this be the IWGP World Television title?
*****aka "Little poo poo"

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Incredible show line-up, and Fite appears to be playing it at the right time this week so I don't have to be exposed to the absurd lunacy that is American Broadcast Television :woop:

Davros1 posted:

****Honest question: Shouldn't this be the IWGP World Television title?

It does seem odd that they (New Japan) seem to be specifically choosing to make it the NJPW TV Title instead of the IWGP TV Title, but I have no idea what the significance of it is. Maybe it's got something to do with tv rights/broadcasting agreements in Japan? :shrug:

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Just finished watching some movies right in time for what is sure to be an all time great Rampage.

They should put Daddy Magic on commentary for Emi's match.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

They should put Daddy Magic on commentary

Welp, you've talked me into it.

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Jerusalem posted:

Welp, you've talked me into it.

AEW Dark Elevation was an absolute blast especially at the end because it was just Daddy Magic and Paul Wight reacting like they never watched wrestling before in their life. I have never been more sold on Emi than when Matt Menard was howling into the microphone "DAT'S DA QUEEN, PAUL! YOU GOTTA BOW DOWN TO DA QUEEN!".

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
tbf emi crushed the poo poo out of all her dark matches this year

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


graph posted:

tbf emi crushed the poo poo out of all her dark matches this year

She is amazing

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
I am excite to watch AEW with goons

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Opening hot!

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Yeah Emi rules which is why she will win today :colbert:

THIS IS RAMPAGE BABY

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
It's the show that y'all've been waiting on.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Hell yeah this is gonna be a great rampage

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
match already delivering, hell yeah

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

if you hate lucha horns then gently caress you

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
more airhorns pls

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

JR: I used to run those drills in High School!
Tony: Were you ever that fast, JR?
JR: .... no! :haw:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Sticky Nate posted:

if you hate lucha horns then gently caress you

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








cracking up at the horns

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
no mames la bubuzuela

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Lot of people left straight after Dynamite

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Sticky Nate posted:

if you hate lucha then chinga tu madre cabrón

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
lurking jose

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


God drat Vikingo

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


vikingo is insane

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

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how the gently caress did he save that

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
....is that a vuvuzela?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Vikingo is unreal

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



WHAT

maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID
This feels like a series finale for Rampage (in its incarnation as the B-show).

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
how

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

Lot of people left straight after Dynamite

Their loss!

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Dralistico like "didn't mean to do THAT, but ok?

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



I once got a JR's BBQ sauce sampler and it was actually great, it had a sweet mustard that was delicious.

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010
Vikingo loving murdered dralistico on that 450

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

Lot of people left straight after Dynamite

There also was only one set of bathrooms open and not a ton of time between the Dynamite and Rampage tapings so some people didn’t make it back in time for this match

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

I once got a JR's BBQ sauce sampler and it was actually great, it had a sweet mustard that was delicious.

a friend got the chipotle ketchup and it honestly ruled

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

I once got a JR's BBQ sauce sampler and it was actually great, it had a sweet mustard that was delicious.

I would also like to express my fondness for that same sauce sampler

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

ðŸÂ†ðŸÂ†ðŸÂ†

mini rush :3:

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Chekhov's Table is in position

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