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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
I’m going to predict new software!!!!

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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
The headset is a Nintendo Labo cardboard cutout for an iPad 12.9inch pro.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

smackfu posted:

Remember when Apple didn’t release new hardware at WWDC for a while?

Because Intel is poo poo lol

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Rageaholic posted:

192GB of memory, hot drat :eyepop:

General rule of thumb for compiling in the software world is 2G of ram per core so that’s really quite good!

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Max Pro?????

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Lmfao 192G max on the Pro is a bit low lol

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
SEVEN THOUSAND US RUPEES.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Jose Oquendo posted:

setting my contact poster to Goatse.

Lemon party calling Goatse.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Hughmoris posted:

Same except it'll be my favorite local pizza place

Who the hell cares about stickers? Am I getting pranked?

My sister and nephews. :gonk:

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Will the keyboard stop randomly autocorrecting words that are spelled correctly to other words finally?

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Now the incorrect directions can be offline!

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

incoherent posted:

lol here is where they bring out reasons why the macbook isn't a 2in1.

Yes, Apple likes money.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Kirios posted:

Yeah it's pretty lovely - I have no freaking clue why car companies are starting to fight against it.

It became a solved problem and now they are unsolving it. I probably won't buy a car unless it has Carplay support.

Money

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

hatty posted:

They really don’t know what to do with the iPad huh

Not for people born in the 80s who (rightfully so) see computers as the enemy. :v:

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Oh good, now my wife’s desktop can be more cluttered!

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

buglord posted:

“Apollo for Reddit” not for long, Craig :smith:

I was about to say hahahaha

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Rageaholic posted:

I was about to say, isn't that app dead now?

The dev just has to cough up $12,000,000 a year for API access. NBD.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Just release Vulkan ffs.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Kirios posted:

Wait people actually demand this? I'm almost never on camera on meetings, and certainly never while in my home office.

If I had a boss that demanded Zoom all day I would immediately quit on the spot.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Playing extremely loud horse breeding instructional videos on the hotel lobby airplay enabled tv.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
They need to release an AppleTV with HDMI pass through so my nephews and I can play switch games together.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Three Olives posted:

Why are they demoing this on the poverty spec watch?

True. No big orange button no deal.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Hughmoris posted:

Who the hell cares what the time is in Sydney

People who live in America with friends that live in Sydney?

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

incoherent posted:

your watch is totally going to 5150 you.

No cell on my watch. :smug:

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Finally, iOS and iPadOS will yell at boomers to get the screen away from their faces.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
He said the thing!

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
iPad and iPhoneOS: Get the screen away from your face

VisionPro: LCD screen go Brrrrr

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Did you guys not read anything about this headset before WWDC? Every news outlet has had the deets on this thing for weeks now.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

What is this dumb thing tethered to that it needs a cable but also lets you freely walk around an office.

Battery

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

badjohny posted:

Millions giving how I always seem to underestimate how much people will buy apple stuff. Myself included.

Apple is reportedly going to sell them at a loss lol.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
3D movies in 2023? Ahahahaha

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
MKBHD here, I’ve been using the VisionPro for the last 3 months.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

teagone posted:

This guy sounds like dollar tree Jony Ive.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
That looks horrifying.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
BRB Making flappy bird VisionOS edition.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
THREE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Wanna buy it at Costco, use it for 89 days, and then return it.

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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
BRB, making an extended battery battery pack that doubles as a weight-lifting belt. Extends battery life to 6 hours and the headset can track your form and reps.

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