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Finafuckingly
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Jun 5, 2023 18:14
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*in 8-foot-high letters* Intəl
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Jun 5, 2023 18:17
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HAIR FORCE ONE
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Jun 5, 2023 18:18
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I'm glad he says VoIP like instead of "Vee Oh Eye Pee" like one friend of mine always got really mad if you didn't say it like that
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Jun 5, 2023 18:21
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Lol at the drag-and-rotate sticker stuff, feels like they're unveiling Quartz again for the first time 
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Jun 5, 2023 18:24
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Craig's voice is loving otherworldly
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Jun 5, 2023 18:26
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looooooool it's loving PalmPilot beaming again
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Jun 5, 2023 18:26
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"A ducking word" lmaoooo
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Jun 5, 2023 18:29
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I've thought the iPhone needed a nighttime stand like that since back when it was just the iPod
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Jun 5, 2023 18:34
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Lol @ the force pull
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Jun 5, 2023 18:36
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Whenever he says something like "we use an advanced machine learning AI to synthesize...." I hear "dogs and eyeballs creeping in the edges of all your photos"
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Jun 5, 2023 18:38
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Rick posted:As someone with very low expectations for it I say it's Fine. Pretty much does what I ask of it which is to pause something's playback or to write a note while driving. Siri still can't do "what's the traffic like up ahead?" right Literally the only time I've ever had the impulse to ask Siri to do anything and it has no loving idea what I'm talking about. HERE IS TRAFFIC IN A MAP OF THE GENERAL VICINITY yeah thank you go away shut up
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Jun 5, 2023 18:40
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Man stop saying everything is "machine learning" We used to call that "using data"
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Jun 5, 2023 19:08
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Saying "FTP" in a keynote made me trip and brain myself on my keyboard, they I realized it means something different now
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Jun 5, 2023 19:12
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the Apple Butt 
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Jun 5, 2023 19:26
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lol holy poo poo, eye passthru
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Jun 5, 2023 19:29
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That promo video makes the experience of watching any movie/show/event seem 100000% worse Here look over here. No over here. No look up this article NO WAIT YOU MISSED THE PLOT POINT
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Jun 5, 2023 19:44
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Remember how hard Google Glass crashed and burned because nobody wanted to be seen wearing one
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Jun 5, 2023 19:45
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WTFFffffff those zeiss glasses replacement lenses
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Jun 5, 2023 19:47
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We teamed up with Zeiss to create these beaeeuuuuutiful replacement eyes that can be installed in your cranium at any participating and licensed Zeiss Apple Vision Pro™ retailer
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Jun 5, 2023 19:49
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"After a quick enrollment process", talk about dystopian jesus lol Virtually painless,
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Jun 5, 2023 19:53
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LOOOOL first app developed is a loving beating heart
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Jun 5, 2023 19:56
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Hahahaha I hope "relentless" was a dig at Bezos at least
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Jun 5, 2023 19:59
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My "where you look stays private" slide is raising a lot of questions already answered by the slide
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Jun 5, 2023 20:00
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This will succeed in getting me to visit an Apple Store for the first time in a while, so I can play with it and then never go near one again
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Jun 5, 2023 20:03
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Penisaurus Sex posted:Imagining being fully into immersive mode on a plane while watching a movie for 2 hours and then getting jolted out of it by the battery dying
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Jun 5, 2023 20:08
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"undercooked" lol i see what u did
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Jun 5, 2023 20:27
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In 2001 I reeeeeeally wanted to play music. In 2023 I am not super enthused about pawing at the air to do my forums scrolling and typing out posts on an air keyboard
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Jun 5, 2023 22:14
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