Apple WWDC 6.5.23 Event Thread

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Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

FlapYoJacks posted:

I�m going to predict new software!!!!

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You can ask Apple what Steve Jobs would do if he dated Grimes instead.

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Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

That poster who asks for a new mac pro every year is gonna be hyped.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 18:14

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

CVS is gonna be so weirded out by all these failed check ins from me.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 18:23

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

drat we can say gently caress now. iOS17 blessed.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 18:29

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

I don't want a journal that I can't stuff full of CSS.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 18:31

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Hughmoris posted:

Is Siri any good these days?

As someone with very low expectations for it I say it's Fine. Pretty much does what I ask of it which is to pause something's playback or to write a note while driving.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 18:38

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

drat, Death Stranding got a glow up.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 18:51

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Wow Craig shreds.. . love that original song he made up.... . . . . . .

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 18:58

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Hughmoris posted:

One hour down. Have we seen anything exciting yet?

You can type "gently caress" now.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 19:02

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

This poo poo is gonna be great when we all are hiding from bird flu next year.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 19:05

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

That is a good feature since this is how I try to do it anyway then I remember it doesn't work like that.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 19:08

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Strong Sauce posted:

if everything is based off the digital crown... really not loving it for right wristed watch wearers

I'm a right-wrist-wearer and this post is confusing me.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 19:13

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

I probably would never use any of this compass stuff but I like it.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 19:14

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Jose Oquendo posted:

wait. Am I doing something wrong? I'm left handed and put the watch on my left wrist, oriented correctly so the crown is on the upper right corner.

Apparently all of us lefthanders use the watch completely differently.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 19:19

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Strong Sauce posted:

if you wear it on your left-wrist your right hand doesn't have to make sure its not covering the watch face when you're using the crown. on the right-wrist you have to slightly contort your left hand to not cover your screen. this is fine if its just to do a couple of things but if they're involving the crown more now then it's going to get more annoying imo. maybe it won't feel like that once the update comes out.

doesn't seem like it. is there a setting to flip this.

I just make like a C with my hand around the watch and control it with my finger like that.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 19:20

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

This is like an upscaled version of the ways I use VR (giant desktop, Google Maps, movies) but I don't really feel like it was good use of money and it surely is going to be like at least 1/2 of what this thing costs..

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 19:27

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

This feels like a parody.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 19:29

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Jose Oquendo posted:

that eyesight thing made me laugh pretty hard.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 19:30

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

I am going to say that I think this is cool but also it surely will be too expensive for me.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 19:33

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

badjohny posted:

I think it's pretty cool as a concept...but they haven't really shown any app that makes me want to buy it. All of this seems easier on a Mac/iPad.

where are there VR games?

yeah basically. I'm like "nice concept" but I couldn't figure out a way to use it. But that is also how VR has been for me.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 19:34

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

lmao at all the apple devs trying to change the history of Lakers/Warriors in their AR goggles. Warriors fans really all are monkeus at heart.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 19:40

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

The mental health alert on my watch is popping off

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 19:43

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Mons Hubris posted:

So... does this fundamentally do anything that an Oculus Quest won't do? Agreed with the person who said the best use case for this is watching movies on a plane.

As far as I can tell it's just basically as if you were seeing passthrough all the time instead of being in your Oculus home.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 19:45

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Okay being able to put a simulated best version of myself on Zoom would be cool and would at least reduce my anxiety of being on camera slightly.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 19:58

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

triple sulk posted:

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 19:58

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Well they put it in text, that must be true.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 20:01

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

lmao

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 20:02

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

People in the thread posting prices that they thought were joke high coming in low.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 20:02

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

bobfather posted:

Loved the lady on the plane using the dial to immerse herself in a desert while watching a movie rather than the hell on Earth that is flying economy these days.

That was the only part that was effective on me.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 20:08

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

I wonder if the virtual facetime avatar falls asleep when you do. If not that would be great narcolepsy cover.

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Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Astro7x posted:

I mean, if you're 80 years old and bed ridden, this thing looks amazing I suppose.

Mee-maw good news we aren't going to send you to a home, and we found a more economical way to care for you, believe it or not.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 21:03

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