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Are they just showing a video of Tim talking at Apple Park to people at Apple Park. Is he just like sitting there watching himself?
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The new Air is the best 15" laptop? They are aware that they make a 15" MacBook Pro, right? Big innovation on Apple Silicon on a slightly larger display though.
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Jun 5, 2023 18:07
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Ok Comboomer posted:water wet, sky blue, 3o wrong drat, forgot about the Notchbooks.
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Jun 5, 2023 18:11
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Basement full of racoons.
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Jun 5, 2023 18:21
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Craig's voice sounds like a deep fake, are we sure he didn't get murdered by Tim over the VR glasses?
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Jun 5, 2023 18:27
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Can the Apple keyboard gently caress now?
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Jun 5, 2023 18:29
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Sensing and Connectivity? What a weird title for someone that isn't a professional psychic.
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Jun 5, 2023 18:31
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BRB, practicing gratitude.
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Jun 5, 2023 18:33
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Gonna need a bunch more iPhones now.
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Jun 5, 2023 18:33
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Nothing on Carplay? I know they announced the forthcoming multi display, but current Carplay really needs improvements on larger displays, it looks so weird on my 15" display.
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Jun 5, 2023 18:37
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incoherent posted:Car mfg are revolting against letting carplay do much outside of infotainment. We're stuck unless apple pays or the customer. I mean, it scales for poo poo. This is what it looks like on my car, it's silly.  That is an Apple problem, not a car manufacturer problem
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Jun 5, 2023 18:42
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Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:I just figured there were legitimately Gen Z using tablets the way I would use a laptop My husband legit exclusively uses his iPad for everything, he has literally not touched a real computer at home in years.
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Jun 5, 2023 18:46
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Kirios posted:Honestly I use my iPad for 90% of my browsing and general home use. I use my laptop for specific purposes but it's mostly just the iPad. If I could commit to using a magic keyboard with it I probably would never use my laptop. Like, I'm not even kidding, he did our taxes on his iPad, when he wants to write a long email he drags out a Bluetooth keyboard and sits at our coffee table. 
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Jun 5, 2023 18:50
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Oh cool, we made video conference backgrounds even worse.
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Jun 5, 2023 18:54
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Kirios posted:Wait people actually demand this? I'm almost never on camera on meetings, and certainly never while in my home office. People with the ugliest houses LOVE having the camera on.
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Jun 5, 2023 18:56
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Dear lord Craig, who tricked you into that and why do they hate you so much?
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Jun 5, 2023 18:58
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I choose to believe this is what it is actually like to take a stroll around Apple Park.
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Jun 5, 2023 19:01
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Why are they demoing this on the poverty spec watch?
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Jun 5, 2023 19:08
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Hughmoris posted:Who the hell cares what the time is in Sydney I believe Hemsworths are an addressable market now.
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Jun 5, 2023 19:10
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Tracking my water on my Apple Watch.
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Jun 5, 2023 19:11
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Ok Comboomer posted:this hiking stuff is actually really big. Apple Watch really lags behind Garmin in the dedicated true adventure watch category About to head to Estes Park for a week, legit wish there was a PB.
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Jun 5, 2023 19:16
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Anti-depressants now sold at Apple stores.
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Jun 5, 2023 19:22
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lost my retainer posted:it's transparent lol Apple Pro Mouse.
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Jun 5, 2023 19:23
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Oh dear lord they did the external screen thing.
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Jun 5, 2023 19:23
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Does it have widgets?
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Jun 5, 2023 19:26
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This doesn't seem dystopian at all.
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Jun 5, 2023 19:28
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OK, we are going to show off this creepy new product, find me the most severe and sterile looking apartment you can find and a dress that looks right out of a dystopian sci-fi movie.
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Jun 5, 2023 19:32
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So you play with your kids wearing the creepy headset with the floating eyes?
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Jun 5, 2023 19:37
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We are 100% going to be seeing weird nerds walking around with these in like the mall.
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Jun 5, 2023 19:39
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Can't wait to relive those moments that I didn't actually experience as I was wearing those weird googles. People are going to divorce over these.
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Jun 5, 2023 19:41
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Oh god, people are going to start driving their Teslas wearing these.
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Jun 5, 2023 19:43
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Off-brand Jony.
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Jun 5, 2023 19:46
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I'm shocked that they didn't hold him down and shave his head before this presentation.
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Jun 5, 2023 19:47
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CaptainCrunch posted:"We studied thousands of heads..." Phrenology coming to the next Apple Health.
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Jun 5, 2023 19:48
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Dear lord, they legit spent like a billion dollars developing this, didn't they?
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Jun 5, 2023 19:54
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Can't wait to be in the simulation.
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Jun 5, 2023 19:55
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Dissected 3D beating heart, just fully leaning into the creepy poo poo.
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Jun 5, 2023 19:57
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Oh my god it eye scans you what the christ were they thinking?
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Jun 5, 2023 20:00
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$3499.
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I was hating on this, but $3,499 is really not that much money if it really does pull off a completely immersive experience with lifelike video, is enjoyable to wear and there are useful apps, $3,500 won't even get you a decent vacation and Apple will almost certainly offer attractive financing on them. If though, I got an Oculus Quest for Christmas and it was like the coolest thing in the world for like a week and haven't used it since then. Three Olives fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Jun 5, 2023 |
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