One of the lesser challenges of attempting to adopt a more Christian expression is that it would look really incongruous if I take God’s name in vain, but I’m not yet so devout that I actually personally care. But religion is sometimes about doing stuff even if you can’t see why you might care, so I’m shopping for alternatives. I’ve been going with “Oh my stars!” but it’s kind of affected… Perhaps this can be a common ground with the hardcore Atheist posters who tried removing the phrase from their vocabulary for the opposite reason.
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 03:50 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 08:13 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 03:51 |
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gee wilikers
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 03:51 |
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hail satan
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 03:53 |
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Heavens!
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 03:53 |
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im gay
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 03:54 |
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how about "oh my gape?" that doing anything for you, sailor?
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 03:55 |
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Something like "Piss in Jesus' eyes!" rolls off the tongue, but feel free to spice it up with a little Aramaic.
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 03:55 |
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Oh my days!
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 03:58 |
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Hail Satan
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 04:00 |
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Lol youth pastor wizard master mother fucker
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 04:00 |
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Oh !
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 04:02 |
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Good goodness!
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 04:02 |
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Oy vey
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 04:04 |
Prescott Piss!
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 04:04 |
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Dog ym ho!
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 04:04 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 04:06 |
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1. "Flaming flamingos!" 2. "By the beards of mermaids!" 3. "Holy guacamole on a unicycle!" 4. "Jumping jackrabbits in jelly!" 5. "Bouncing bobcats in a bag!" 6. "Dancing dragons on a disco ball!" 7. "Ricocheting rhinos on a rainbow!" 8. "Spiraling space sloths!" 9. "Whirling walruses in a whirlpool!" 10. "Astounding asteroid-absorbing armadillos!"
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 04:07 |
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D'oh I missed.
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 04:08 |
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golly
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 04:08 |
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So tell us how hard you got when you melted clammy's brain
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 04:09 |
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Piss! poo poo! Up in my clit!
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 04:10 |
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I want to know whose alt OP is. Derpies maybe? Pulling the ironic opposite gimmick to clown on us all perhaps?
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 04:26 |
I’m just happy nobody’s brought up Commie Ned Flanders yet.
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 04:28 |
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a good holey moley is nice every once in a while
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 04:28 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 04:28 |
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another good one cowabunga
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 04:29 |
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Jimmeny krauts! I hope that’s not racist.
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 04:31 |
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Good golly miss Molly
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 04:32 |
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Great Scott!
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 04:35 |
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mama mia
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 04:39 |
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Jesus Christ OP.
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 04:41 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 04:46 |
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Prescott posted:One of the lesser challenges of attempting to adopt a more Christian expression is that it would look really incongruous if I take God’s name in vain, but I’m not yet so devout that I actually personally care. But religion is sometimes about doing stuff even if you can’t see why you might care, so I’m shopping for alternatives. I’ve been going with “Oh my stars!” but it’s kind of affected… thread ban OP
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 05:25 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:thread ban OP I agree with this guy^ So you KNOW op is lame Posting threads about prayer Puke
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 05:29 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:thread ban OP Ugh...
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 05:31 |
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You realize this is precisely why somebody invented "oh my gosh" right?
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 05:34 |
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:You realize this is precisely why somebody invented "oh my gosh" right? They are not being even slightly sincere I hope that helps
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 05:37 |
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"Good lord!" always works for me. I just think OMG sounds so tacky and stupid and doesn't make sense in any context. (Especially with how secular if not outright atheist the western world seems to be these days - outside of the USA, anyway.) Why invoke "God" as yours as a non-believer? And if you are a believer, it's the other way around, we're all "God's" creations. I think the French started it.
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 05:38 |
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You can blaspheme other gods, it's allowed. Just pick one out of the hundreds.
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 05:41 |