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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
if i see a higher power on tha street ima beat the poo poo outta that bitch

:69snypa:

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green kingfisher
May 23, 2022
you can never go wrong with "holy guacamole!"

Prescott
May 16, 2023

I’m reading the Bible so I can teach the zombies about Heaven.

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

You realize this is precisely why somebody invented "oh my gosh" right?
I suppose I’m looking for something with the same hard-consonant ending, the same rhythm, so I can use the same inflections and deliveries.

Wendigee posted:

They are not being even slightly sincere I hope that helps
Incorrect.

Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Just say glob

green kingfisher
May 23, 2022
DATS A SPICY MEAT-A-BALL!

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Prescott posted:

I suppose I’m looking for something with the same hard-consonant ending, the same rhythm, so I can use the same inflections and deliveries.

Incorrect.

Eat my god dick

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Sacrebleu!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
tabarnak! merde!

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010
Good grief.

My mum used to exclaim "Cimes!" For some reason, perhaps because she was the daughter of Travellers? I don't know. I found it funny though.

LaserPrinter69
Sep 6, 2022

"I did a perfect print job, grown men were coming up to me and saying with tears in their eyes, 'Sir, it was a perfect print job.' What they're trying to do to your favorite printer (ME!) is a disgrace."

Oh my jis

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
Taking Jesus's name in vain has been working just fine for me so far, OP. You can really lean into that hard K sound in Christ

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

His Eternal Gape

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

Colonel Cancer posted:

tabarnak! merde!


c'est des mots de combat, choisis un dieu pour voir

Lmao French is fun

Prescott
May 16, 2023

I’m reading the Bible so I can teach the zombies about Heaven.

olives black posted:

Taking Jesus's name in vain has been working just fine for me so far, OP. You can really lean into that hard K sound in Christ
That one’s going to be harder to break than smoking.

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
:rice:

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here
God is a Jojo fan so it's okay if you say it like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-3GOo_nWoc&t=24s

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Aiii yaaaa

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Jesus in the butthole!

the j pronounced like an h

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Wu: San Francisco COCKSUCKA

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


I usually say "Jesus Christ" ,"Jesus gently caress", or "gently caress my rear end" in similar situations OP

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Painfully loud and sad farting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0x__tS5KcM

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
YEOWCH MY BALLS!

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

Crom!

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Yowie yowie buh-buh-buhzowie!!! *bowtie spin*

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
"drat, baby!" is a good one though I don't know if the idea of damnation is too religious for you.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Instead of saying "oh my god!" say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0EBs6uRgtw&t=208s

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4foeo3oY-E

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
just say omg out loud, like "oh emm gee"

Gertrude Perkins
May 1, 2010

Gun Snake

dont talk to gun snake

Drops: human teeth
Thundering typhoons! Blistering barnacles!

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Gertrude Perkins posted:

Thundering typhoons! Blistering barnacles!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lpHerpbs9U

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
Once heard a girl say, "g-dang"

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

Is it time for a "Lawks!" rennaissance?

Zounds!

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Say "gently caress a duck!" and then gently caress a duck for emphasis.

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
drop trou and :goatsecx: irl

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
-Fa rt Far!-


.....ttttttttttttttT

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

I always like to say "Huiuiui!" and then whistle

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ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
Just do the Kathy “ACK!”

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