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lol. lmao https://www.politico.com/news/2023/06/06/chris-christie-2024-presidential-election-00100477
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He's got the best chance to beat trump. So, like, 4%.
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lmao lets loving goooo
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lmao
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gonna need a bigger clown car
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lmao he's 60 and so fat he doesn't even look human anymore. Good luck I'm sure you'll win this time.
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It's his turn.
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perfectly spherical presidential candidate
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oompa loompa doopity doo, ive got another riddle for you [rolling christie on stage]
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Just need Rubio to run again now
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Chris Christie Ftw.
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isnt this the guy whos political career was ended by bridge traffic?
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man these parody trhads are going too far at least pick people who are actually running
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Jun 6, 2023 23:48
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chris eat the meatloaf
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Koishi Komeiji posted:lmao he's 60 and so fat he doesn't even look human anymore. Good luck I'm sure you'll win this time. Trump asked him to run so he won't be the fattest candidate in the field. Christie has been promised $250,000 for this but we'll see if that check cashes.
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Vox Nihili posted:Trump asked him to run so he won't be the fattest candidate in the field. Christie has been promised $250,000 for this but we'll see if that check cashes. it won’t
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Reserved
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finally a good candidate
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does he like five guys burgers and fries
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new jersey's largest son
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Cpt_Obvious posted:He's got the best chance to beat trump. no he doesn't lol. he would have zero chance even if trump dropped dead tomorrow.
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The Saucer Hovers posted:isnt this the guy whos political career was ended by bridge traffic? people got criminally charged over that
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Jun 7, 2023 05:20
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Trump made Christ Christie get him burger king then drove off while Chris was collecting the order
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i was in nj when this happened. gently caress you chris. 
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if he does to Desantis what he did to Rubio…
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the only three things I keep in my head irt Chris Christie are a) bridge scandal b) looked funny standing next to trump that one time c) fat what else do I need to know
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im gonna vote for him
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why did he put the smaller m&ms in the bigger bag.. please someone fatter/ smarter explain I don't understand why you would do that
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thetan_guy42 posted:why did he put the smaller m&ms in the bigger bag.. please someone fatter/ smarter explain I don't understand why you would do that opsec
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Koishi Komeiji posted:lmao he's 60 and so fat he doesn't even look human anymore. Good luck I'm sure you'll win this time. Glad America is finally getting a President that represents its average citizen so well
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U-DO Burger posted:the only three things I keep in my head irt Chris Christie are a) bridge scandal b) looked funny standing next to trump that one time c) fat almost died of Covid
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political future died forever on a beach like a whale
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U-DO Burger posted:the only three things I keep in my head irt Chris Christie are a) bridge scandal b) looked funny standing next to trump that one time c) fat in the video game Death Stranding, Chris Christie can make an appearance if the player character fails to avoid ghosts known as BTs
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i played death stranding. dont remember chris christie but conan obrien was in there
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