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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

I'm not suppose to have to deal with forest fire pollution you jackasses that's a west coast thing. RAKE YOUR GOD drat FOREST YOU IRRESPONSIBLE LAZY FUCKERS.

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Yeap

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Franais.
Strong 2005 era gbs energy itt

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
If I wanted to breathe lovely air I would live in Australia, this sucks

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Watch Trudeau start a war.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
I think you'll find, op, that regular forest fires are a healthy, natural part of the cycle.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Whooping Crabs posted:

If I wanted to breathe lovely air I would live in Australia, this sucks

It was fine until I made the mistake of going outside. Like I saw the haze and thought eh whatever but that was a mistake. I wouldn't have gone outside but the dog likes to make sure I don't have the ball. It's sort of like fetch without the actual giving the ball back part. The dog sucks.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Jun 6, 2023

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Aren't dogs supposed to run away from forest fires? Is the dog trying to get you killed?

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
payback for that time california polluted our air, bitch

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Its pretty bad op

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

My Spirit Otter posted:

payback for that time california polluted our air, bitch

California is not on the east coast. Be smarter.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Yeah, leave the east coast alone Canada. This aggression will not stand

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
The good news is that this is great prep for the future when the world is constantly on fire

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

hey hosers if you dont want so much smoke maybe you should SUCK less and BLOW more

-canada, to america

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Ted lasso bad

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Duck and Cover posted:

California is not on the east coast. Be smarter.

glad u edited this, because ya, california aint new england but its still part of your 3rd world country. and the comparatively civilized provinces of ontario, quebec and new brunswick arent on the the west coast.

fuckin dipwad, lmao

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
You come up and help clean up the underbrush if you really care. People might be like "why are you raking all this dead stuff?" and you can explain "fires man, I'm just a volunteer" and they will be like "that's dope, thanks!" and maybe give you food water or drugs.

Nobody will get :blastu: even if you are a different wrong colour. Well there is one a lot of Canadians really don't like. Just don't clean up any farmers land if you are on the "not okay" list.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

The good news is that this is great prep for the future when the world is constantly on fire

the future has become the present

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

My Spirit Otter posted:

glad u edited this, because ya, california aint new england but its still part of your 3rd world country. and the comparatively civilized provinces of ontario, quebec and new brunswick arent on the the west coast.

fuckin dipwad, lmao

Must be all that smoke, since you can't tell that your neighbor to the south isn't 1 country. As far as the edit goes, I wanted to be consistent not that I really care about the entire east coast.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

bob dobbs is dead posted:

the future has become the present

Make it stop doing that. Like just sweep it under the rug or something. But not too much. Just find a happy middle ground. Don't go too far back and get all racist or whatever. Or say people with the wrong genitals can't vote.

And don't go way too far back and do the prima noctis stuff (unless I am king) or all the plague poo poo.

Don't go too far forward either because then we just get space racism, which is way worse then old timey stuff.

Just pick a nice time. Maybe somewhere between wars.

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

If the smoke was from them burning down the White House again would you be happier?

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

The Butcher posted:

You come up and help clean up the underbrush if you really care. People might be like "why are you raking all this dead stuff?" and you can explain "fires man, I'm just a volunteer" and they will be like "that's dope, thanks!" and maybe give you food water or drugs.

Nobody will get :blastu: even if you are a different wrong colour. Well there is one a lot of Canadians really don't like. Just don't clean up any farmers land if you are on the "not okay" list.

You morons couldn't even keep your maple syrup reserves secure.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Call me when it's raining ash on your car.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
We got it back ages ago.

I've got 2 liters in the fridge. I helped make it. I sucked the taps. And I liked it. (It's cold sugar water with flavor before you boil it down, it tastes great).

Anyway, the reserves are fine. You come up here and be nice and I'll give you some for free.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i love this country

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

The Butcher posted:

We got it back ages ago.

I've got 2 liters in the fridge. I helped make it. I sucked the taps. And I liked it. (It's cold sugar water with flavor before you boil it down, it tastes great).

Anyway, the reserves are fine. You come up here and be nice and I'll give you some for free.

PFFT why would I go all that way? Have you heard of Vermont? Yeah that's what I thought. We once had a huge maple outside (not Vermont) it was tapped at one point. It was really big. Anyway we had it cut down so it wouldn't fall on the house crushing me. The shade was useful for keeping my room cooler. Anyway good talk.

I don't need to go to Canada to get maple syrup, Costco has it.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Jun 6, 2023

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Its ok. Soon we'll have privatized firefighters and not this bullshit socialist nonsense.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Duck and Cover posted:

PFFT why would I go all that way? Have you heard of Vermont? Yeah that's what I thought. We once had a huge maple outside (not Vermont) it was tapped at one point. It was really big. Anyway we had it cut down so it wouldn't fall on the house crushing me. The shade was useful for keeping my room cooler. Anyway good talk.

I don't need to go to Canada to get maple syrup, costco has it.

this made me wonder, because costco in canada sells canadian maple syrup. does american costco have american made maple syrup?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

if you've never heard of the canadisn maple syrup strategic reserve and the one time attempted heist on it, look it up because it's a laffo

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Whooping Crabs posted:

If I wanted to breathe lovely air I would live in Australia, this sucks

Ah yes the 2019 bush fires never stopped here.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

I hope breathing in all this smoke makes you rethink your horrible life choices.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

My Spirit Otter posted:

this made me wonder, because costco in canada sells canadian maple syrup. does american costco have american made maple syrup?

I think it depends the one in the refrigerator says product of USA but I think it's sometimes Canadian.

Saalkin posted:

I hope breathing in all this smoke makes you rethink your horrible life choices.

I have an air filter in my room. It's fine.

goochtit
Nov 2, 2021



Invade Canada right loving now

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Why shouldn't Canada burn to the ground though? I don't think anyone even lives where those fires are

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
someone think of the beavers :( :beaver:

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Good idea, they probably started it :haibrow:

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

goochtit posted:

Invade Canada right loving now

I will make you a hamburger if you prove that you picked up trash. Or did like first aid. Or anything really.

You people like those meat sandwiches, I have been told. Like you can even have Kraft processed cheese on there, if you want.

But it will be free. Just no guns. Leave them, shoot your own dick off when you get home.

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
going outside to shoot at the encroaching smog cloud w/ my AR-15 :patriot:

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Air Quality in Ottawa is number one in North America right now! Number one WORST in NA! Woooo!

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Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Duck and Cover posted:

I'm not suppose to have to deal with forest fire pollution you jackasses that's a west coast thing. RAKE YOUR GOD drat FOREST YOU IRRESPONSIBLE LAZY FUCKERS.

Didnt you fucks just crash a train full of chemicals that rained down everywhere for days?

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