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Big Mouth Billy Basshole
Jun 18, 2007

Fun Shoe
I hope Canada stops being on fire soon. It's hazy all the way down in in Virginia, so it must be real bad up there.

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Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
As a PAC NW resident I'm just happy it's not us this time.

We deserve a break.

Probably going to regret posting this.

dsf
Jul 1, 2004

Mr.Acula posted:

Didnt you fucks just crash a train full of chemicals that rained down everywhere for days?

yeah but that was Ohio so nothing of value was harmed

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

America's Hat is on fire.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Queblow me

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

dsf posted:

yeah but that was Ohio so nothing of value was harmed

Pretty sure the air above ohio moves around though

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
I think we should just cover Canada with a tarp next summer.

owls or something
Jul 7, 2003

I rather kind of like the relaxing campfire smell and smoke/smog clouds wafting down the streets of suburban Pennsylvania.

This is fine.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

owls or something posted:

I rather kind of like the relaxing campfire smell and smoke/smog clouds wafting down the streets of suburban Pennsylvania.

This is fine.

Might I suggest pine tar soap? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3987109&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Arc Hammer posted:

Air Quality in Ottawa is number one in North America right now! Number one WORST in NA! Woooo!

Yeah, hot air from all the politicians :jerkbag:

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Duck and Cover posted:

I think it depends the one in the refrigerator says product of USA but I think it's sometimes Canadian.

hmm... must be minnesotan maple syrup

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/how-the-government-can-still-forcibly-conscript-you-to-fight-forest-fires

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Really? A man in a firefighting uniform is going to whisk me away and tell me what to do for a while and it's going to be hot?

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



Private Cumshoe posted:

Really? A man in a firefighting uniform is going to whisk me away and tell me what to do for a while and it's going to be hot?

Happened to my grandpa back in the 60's

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

God is punishing you for being mean to the gays.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
The National Post is the Drunk Boomer Uncle of newspapers

Fornax Disaster
Apr 11, 2005

If you need me I'll be in Holodeck Four.

Bonzo posted:

The National Post is the Drunk Boomer Uncle of newspapers

Thats the Toronto Sun. The National Post is your rear end in a top hat boss of newspapers.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

What the gently caress is a newspaper?

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Whooping Crabs posted:

If I wanted to breathe lovely air I would live in Australia, this sucks

This is my favourite post in this thread.

Brb going outside to breathe good air, and also not worry about being shot lol

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

Big Mouth Billy Basshole posted:

It's hazy all the way down in in Virginia

We know. Help will not be coming.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

The Butcher posted:

We know. Help will not be coming.

Oh no please Canada don't abandon Virginia! Hey look a shooting. https://www.reuters.com/world/us/seven-people-wounded-shooting-following-virginia-high-school-graduation-2023-06-07/ Which isn't really commentary on Virginia as it is something I noticed when I googled Virginia.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Jun 7, 2023

Demon Lord
Jun 8, 2003
ex nihil, ex omni, ad infinitum

Duck and Cover posted:

What the gently caress is a newspaper?

That's something to help start fires.

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
This is really making Central NY suck a whole lot more than it already does. The air here is officially "hazardous", a step up from "very unhealthy". You can literally see the haze looking down aisles inside a supermarket.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
This is what happens when you legalize weed smdh

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Anyone: Canada, stop doing [x]!
Canada: No, the US sucks! :(

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Colonel Cancer posted:

This is what happens when you legalize weed smdh

Canada's just hotboxing all of north america

"you're welcome, eh?"

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Welcome to the future

Just imagine this after society collapses :)

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Do you know where you are? Youre in the Canadian forest baby! Youre gonna diiiiiiiiiiiieeeeee

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Hundreds of miles away and I still have to deal with Canada's bullshit. Not cool.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Welcome to the future

Just imagine this after society collapses :)

the movie snowpiercer except the entire planet is on fire instead

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
best to just permanently use a respirator

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Das Boo posted:

Anyone: Canada, stop doing [x]!
Canada: No, the US sucks! :(

I mean our forests are on fire because the US polluted the world into an unlivable hellscape where massive forever fires like this are possible now, so... yeah

pacerwpg
Apr 18, 2023
We need Seth up here to clean up the forests

:sweep:

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

The world gets what it deserves

Goddamn Hippy
Jan 18, 2006
I bet it was those drat truckers premier Trudy warned us about!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

pacerwpg posted:

We need Seth up here to clean up the forests

:sweep:

I tried but the Mounties chased me away :(

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
sorry

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

https://twitter.com/nymetrowx/status/1666504036961378306

:staredog:

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Demon Lord posted:

That's something to help start fires.

Nobody tell Canada about these things.

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nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

https://twitter.com/_lildubois/status/1045907408474664961

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