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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

I'm not suppose to have to deal with forest fire pollution you jackasses that's a west coast thing. RAKE YOUR GOD drat FOREST YOU IRRESPONSIBLE LAZY FUCKERS.

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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Whooping Crabs posted:

If I wanted to breathe lovely air I would live in Australia, this sucks

It was fine until I made the mistake of going outside. Like I saw the haze and thought eh whatever but that was a mistake. I wouldn't have gone outside but the dog likes to make sure I don't have the ball. It's sort of like fetch without the actual giving the ball back part. The dog sucks.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Jun 6, 2023

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

My Spirit Otter posted:

payback for that time california polluted our air, bitch

California is not on the east coast. Be smarter.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

My Spirit Otter posted:

glad u edited this, because ya, california aint new england but its still part of your 3rd world country. and the comparatively civilized provinces of ontario, quebec and new brunswick arent on the the west coast.

fuckin dipwad, lmao

Must be all that smoke, since you can't tell that your neighbor to the south isn't 1 country. As far as the edit goes, I wanted to be consistent not that I really care about the entire east coast.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

The Butcher posted:

You come up and help clean up the underbrush if you really care. People might be like "why are you raking all this dead stuff?" and you can explain "fires man, I'm just a volunteer" and they will be like "that's dope, thanks!" and maybe give you food water or drugs.

Nobody will get :blastu: even if you are a different wrong colour. Well there is one a lot of Canadians really don't like. Just don't clean up any farmers land if you are on the "not okay" list.

You morons couldn't even keep your maple syrup reserves secure.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

The Butcher posted:

We got it back ages ago.

I've got 2 liters in the fridge. I helped make it. I sucked the taps. And I liked it. (It's cold sugar water with flavor before you boil it down, it tastes great).

Anyway, the reserves are fine. You come up here and be nice and I'll give you some for free.

PFFT why would I go all that way? Have you heard of Vermont? Yeah that's what I thought. We once had a huge maple outside (not Vermont) it was tapped at one point. It was really big. Anyway we had it cut down so it wouldn't fall on the house crushing me. The shade was useful for keeping my room cooler. Anyway good talk.

I don't need to go to Canada to get maple syrup, Costco has it.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Jun 6, 2023

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

My Spirit Otter posted:

this made me wonder, because costco in canada sells canadian maple syrup. does american costco have american made maple syrup?

I think it depends the one in the refrigerator says product of USA but I think it's sometimes Canadian.

Saalkin posted:

I hope breathing in all this smoke makes you rethink your horrible life choices.

I have an air filter in my room. It's fine.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

owls or something posted:

I rather kind of like the relaxing campfire smell and smoke/smog clouds wafting down the streets of suburban Pennsylvania.

This is fine.

Might I suggest pine tar soap? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3987109&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

What the gently caress is a newspaper?

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

The Butcher posted:

We know. Help will not be coming.

Oh no please Canada don't abandon Virginia! Hey look a shooting. https://www.reuters.com/world/us/seven-people-wounded-shooting-following-virginia-high-school-graduation-2023-06-07/ Which isn't really commentary on Virginia as it is something I noticed when I googled Virginia.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Jun 7, 2023

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Demon Lord posted:

That's something to help start fires.

Nobody tell Canada about these things.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007


I'd believe Blizzard would start a wildfire in Canada to market their game.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Jun 7, 2023

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007


I GET IT BECAUSE CANADIANS DO THAT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL XOXOXOXOXOXO GOSSIP GIRL.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Ars Arcanum posted:

I just got home (a day early) from camping because the smoke was worse in the mountains than it is in my city. :(

Wow I'm so sorry you had to leave the nature to return to a climate controlled building with electricity and running water. If you'd like you can pretend you don't have those things.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Ars Arcanum posted:

Hey, I hope the next only tiny vacation you can afford to take gets hosed up, too.

It doesn't qualify as a vacation if you don't have high speed internet access.

Ars Arcanum posted:

Because I clearly drove out hauling my 30+ foot Airstream in my coal-rolling lifted Ford 150 and ran the generator the whole 24 hours I was at the campground while laughing about Nova Scotia burning to the ground.

Oh that might be tolerable. I don't know why'd you be laughing about the fire, seems kind of cruel.

edit: I get the 30+ foot airstream but the act of hauling it would be a hassle. No thank you.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Jun 7, 2023

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Okay things are fine again never ever do this again Canada get your poo poo together. Rake those leaves.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Mr.Acula posted:

Suck my dick, i will drown the united states in smoke

I'm not going to suck the dick of a smoker it's definitely gross.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Why's this thread bumped? Ohh gently caress YOU CANADA.

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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Build a wall of fans to keep Canada's emissions out.

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