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I was thinking of about this shooting here in Virginia, and my brain provided this old movie quote: "How does it feel to know you'll spend the rest of your life in pain? The rest of your life...about a minute...and a half." - Sylvester Stallone, Death Race 2000 as he chokes a woman. Any other truly bad-rear end quotes you can think of? "Screw you, OP" is an automatic so think of your own.
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"Plainly, you do not possess the skillset of a cricketer."
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“Look to my cumming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.” - The Wizard Gandalf
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I'm pretty tired... I think I'll go home now. - Forrest Gump
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“You can shovel poo poo, can’t you?” - Tina Turner, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.
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'bunch of slack jawed faggots around here, this stuff will make you a god drat sexual tyrannosaurus Just like me
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Jun 7, 2023 00:22
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oh yeah one more: “Vasquez, Have you ever been mistaken for a man?” “No. Have you?” Bill Paxton and Jeanette Goldstein in Aliens.
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Mr.Acula posted:'bunch of slack jawed faggots around here, this stuff will make you a god drat sexual tyrannosaurus Awesome! I prefer: “You’re bleeding man!” “Ain’t got time to bleed.” “You got time to duck?”
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"I'm all right, Trin... but I think you're gonna have to drive." - Neo, The Matrix: Revolutions
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"I miss my old chair." - Captain Kirk, Star Trek V
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Maybe isn't that badass but I liked it in Signs when Michael Showalter is making fun of Joaquin Phoenix for having the strike out record in baseball and Joaquin says "It always felt wrong not to swing".
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I'm your huckleberry  one x-wing? great. we're saved 
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"Cream baby cream. Ever heard of it"? "The only cream I need is in your jeans".
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"We're gonna need a bigger boat." Captain Titan, The Titanic.
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"I thought they smelled bad ... on the OUTSIDE" Dick Diggles, Booty Knight
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Nice marmot
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Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
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General Hawk: You don't ask to be part of G.I. Joe. You get asked. G.I. Joe, The Rise of the Cobra
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"I feel the need. The need for heroin" Jennifer Dream, Requiem for a Dream.
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I'll take you to the bank, Senator. The blood bank.
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“Thanks, I had it stuffed last week.” ~The Naked Beaver 69
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*pantomiming a dick growing bigger and bigger* -That one italian lady in The Godfather
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“Ain’t gonna suck itself!” ~John Spiderman
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"in another life i'd love to do laundry and taxes with you" -shortround from indiana jones
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It's just been revoked!
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Now I understand everyone's poo poo's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING. President Camacho
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Police : Are you classified as human? Korben Dallas : Negative, I am a meat popsicle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dd_qiuWxPs
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"Check please!" - Johnathan "Eraser" Head
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Happy Kayay motherfucker
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This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!
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"i saw something nasty in the wood shed!" "but did it see you, baby?"
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"These pretzels are making me thirsty"
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My fave since I've been a kid is NO TICKET
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im gay
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Yippee-ki-yay, Mister Falcon
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Yippee-ki-yay, Mister Falcon Yeahh, you one bad mothercrusher
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“I’m The Godfather, bitch!” Marlon Brando, The Godfather
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"I guess it was beauty killed the beast" -Cum Dumpsters for Anal Vengeance 5
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Marlon Brando also used that line as Jor-El in Superman, only it was said in a sparkly turtleneck.
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"Smile you son of a bitch" Robin Williams, Patch Adams
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