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Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020
“She was raped hundreds of times”

Tom Selleck - 3 men and a baby

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Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
"its Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got poo poo to do"

Lady Jessica of the Atriedes, Sietch Tabr

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour you're gonna see some serious poo poo"

Rosemary, Rosemary's Baby

mexican willie
Mar 17, 2007

Ahhh! Dropping loving Loads!

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
"He thrusts his fists against the posts, And still insists he sees the ghosts"
Scooby, Scooby-Doo

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

this was a powerful moment in stranger things season 4 episode 8

Richard Cabeza
Mar 1, 2005

What a dickhead...
"It puts the lotion on it's skin, or it gets the hose again"
- Donald J Motherfucking Trump

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
" Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me, huh? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about! "

- T-Rex, Jurassic Park: The Lost World.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Man this is getting bleak

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
"Dig your hole, hole-digger."
- Anime

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Oh wait, I got it wrong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikF41vqrwLU

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
"There's a big snake on the plane, Jock!"
Snake Pliskin, Snakes on a Plane

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
"Why are you wearing sunglasses at night?"

"BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE COOL, THE SUN SHINES ON YOU 24 HOURS A DAY!!"

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
""Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; IT IS A TALE TOLD BY AN IDIOT, FULL OF SOUND AND FURY, signifying nothing.""
- Jules, Pulp Fiction

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Always bet on passenger 57

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

"Excuse me. Will you hit me again? I've never seen such fluidity. The way your knuckles crunched as you smashed 'em into my face." - Apollo Creed, Rocky

Trollipop
Apr 10, 2007

hippin and hoppin
I'd like to take his face..off

-Nicolas Cage, Face/Off

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




"Suck my dick you fuckman"

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the alps

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

"I thought they smelled bad ... on the OUTSIDE"

Randy Quaid, Innerspace

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

"I just couldn’t understand it. That this woman, who looked as fertile as the Tennessee Valley, could not bear children. But the doctor explained that her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase." - Mater, Cars 2

Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020
“Just keep swimming”

Ukraine - The movie.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
"I'm a badass and you better call your mother because I'm gonna kill you till you're dead!"

-Badass Hero, real rad 80's action film.

Von Pluring
Sep 19, 2003


Zelensky's Zealots
Pork Pro
"Where'd you get that scar - eatin' pussy?"

- The Dark Knight

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
"Brandy is for heroes, Mr Hook. The rest of us make do with maggots in our meat, dysentery in our bellies, and boils on our backsides. For every bullet wound I probe, I expect to lance three glistening boils. Now off with your tunic. This is going to hurt you a lot more than it will me, I'm happy to say." - Surgeon Major Reynolds in 'The Muppets take Mogadishu'

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
"Sporks?"
- Neville Flynn, Snakes on a Plane

galumphing lummox
Aug 30, 2006

"OH MY poo poo THERE'S A GIANT LASER SHOOTING UP INTO THE SKY"
-Avengerman 4

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

its all nice on rice posted:

It's just been revoked!

Roadhouse. :colbert:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
“I’ll buy THAT for 3499 dollars!”

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
"I'm here to kick rear end and chew gum, and I'll kick rear end even more as it's caffeinated gum"

- T-1000, Terminator 2

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

"Man is the warmest place to hide." The baby, Look Who's Talking.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
"The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'SAVE US!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'No.”"

The Iron Giant

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

See you at the party, Richtor
-John J. Rambo

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

I lied.
-John McClane

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
"Jack, gently caress me harder"

"Shut up"

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
"Well, I have to warn you, I may be small, but I can be ferocious if provoked."
- Babe, "Babe: Pig in the City"

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
“I’m not locked up in here with you; you’re all locked up in here with ME!”

~Jim Diehard

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
"They said I didn't have it in me to press the reply button, but I said you tell ’em I’m replying! And hell’s comin’ with me, you hear."

- Wyatt Earp, poo poo he said.

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A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

"Ah poo poo, here we go again." Hercule Poirot, Tremors 2: Aftershocks

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