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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
“You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?”

~Dirty Dancing

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Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020
He’s dead, we executed him in a cowardly manner just like we are going to do during our war of aggression in the 40s.

The last samurai.

Richard Cabeza
Mar 1, 2005

What a dickhead...
“ Drop your weapons or I’ll blow this (African American’s) head all over this town”

- Wesley Snipes, The Demolition Man

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
"What did you put in that sandwich?"
- Dom, "The Fast and the Furious"

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

“Oh, man, I shot Marvin in the face!”

~ Marty McFly, Back to the Future

3 A.M. Radio
Nov 5, 2003

Workin' too hard can give me
A heart attACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!
You oughtta' know by now...
"Get away from her, you BITCH!" - Brad Majors, Rocky Horror Picture Show

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


I’m getting too old for this Sh*t

Die Hard

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
serious reply:

"AARRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!" - Don Knotts in "The Incredible Mister Limpet"

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
"I need my rear end WRECKED"

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker
"I'm Spider-man"

Spider, Goodfellas

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


"peanut butter motherfucker" gummo jones

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCcKBcZzGdA

Vulgar
Aug 17, 2003

I am the man of la Mancha… my dream is impossible!

Your daddy stuck this watch up his rear end, then when he died I stuck it up mine. Smell it, absorb it’s fecund essence, before you immerse in your own stank

Ronald Weasley
Harry Potter 9 The Secret Of Bangers And Mash

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
"I don't know if we should do this, i mean you're my sister".

"Well, technically I'm your STEP sister".

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

"What are you DOING, step-bro?"

Will Ferrell, Step Brother

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
"We're not fighting with sticks anymore, little brother."
- Garsiv, "The Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time"

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I WILL PUT YOU IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH, BREAK YOUR BACK, THEN TAKE OUT MY TEN INCH COCK, gently caress YOUR rear end AND MAKE YOU HUMBLE!!

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
"Hi, I'm the Thing!"

- The Thing (1982)

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

"I see dead people.."

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

titties posted:

"What are you DOING, step-bro?"

Will Ferrell, Step Brother

Lol

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
“These pipes…ARE CLEAN!!!”

~Mario Mario

Richard Cabeza
Mar 1, 2005

What a dickhead...
So many from Blazing Saddles

“the little bastard SHOT ME IN THE rear end!”

“Baby Please…I am not from Havana”

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

“Deserve’s got nothing to do with it.”

Oscar Schindler-Schindlers List

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
“Don’t disturb my friend, he’s dead tired.”

~Legend of Sleepy Hollow

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
"For you the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday."

Wednesday Addams, Friday

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
"If you're watching this then they've taken over. It's up to you now. Find our car and stop the New Order. Remember, Music is the Weapon."



-Steven Tyler, Aerosmith: The Video Game

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

“My father was a bolt of lightning and my mother was Gaia herself. I was birthed from God Herself and put on this Earth to do Her bidding. My blood is red hot lava and my brain surges with a thunderstorm that could crack a mountain in two. To beat you, I simply need one hand. No. One finger.” Chase, Paw Patrol: The Movie

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
"Boards... don't hit back."

Carrot Top, Chairman of the Board

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021
"I'll have what she's having"

Driving Miss Daisy

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021
"Gold Five to Red Leader, lost Tiree, lost Hutch."
"I copy, Gold Leader"
"They came from behind."

The Birdcage

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
"It burns when I piss, because I am the god of fire and I will burn you"

- Mario, Mario.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his rear end. Five long years, he wore this watch up his rear end. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my rear end for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
- French Stewart, Clockstoppers

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

“I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go.” — Rose

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




“Ah boy, I’m just so tired of all these Star Wars.”

- Star Wars A New Hope, Unnamed stowaway aboard the Millennium Falcon

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
“You motorboatin’ son of a bitch!”

~Speed 2: Cruise Control

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
"Back and to the left"
Brokeback Mountain

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
"I'd like to stick my tongue up her oval office"!

"No, put it up her rear end in a top hat"!!

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
"We did the mash, the Monster mash"

- Monster, The Monster Mash.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
"Ha-ha! I threw that poo poo before I came in the room!"
Annie Hall, The Room

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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

“Heineken?? gently caress that poo poo! Pabst Blue Ribbon!”

~ Sister Mary Clarence, Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit

You Are A Werewolf fucked around with this message at 14:47 on Jun 8, 2023

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