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“I eat rear end.” ~ The Shark, Jaws: The Revenge
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"No."
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Jun 15, 2023 18:12
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"A name pronounced is the recognition of the individual to whom it belongs. He who can pronounce my name aright, he can call me, and is entitled to my love and service." - The Thing, The Thing
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Jun 15, 2023 18:15
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“Say hello to my little friend” - Val Kilmer, Willow
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Jun 15, 2023 18:27
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Hardawn posted:"No." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=314Nm0h5ysQ
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Jun 15, 2023 18:27
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"Well, boys, I reckon this is it — nuclear combat toe to toe with the Rooskies." -Woody, Toy Story
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Jun 15, 2023 18:56
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"Everything goes wrong at once. Nobody wants to help me. And I'm DYING. I got the results of the test back. I DEFINITELY have breast cancer." -Black Adam, "Black Adam"
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Jun 16, 2023 06:19
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"You're in big trouble, pal. I eat pieces of poo poo like you for breakfast!" -Albus Dumbledore, The Golden Compass
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Jun 16, 2023 06:22
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"There's a little magic in all of us Harry." -Albus Dumbledore, Dirty Harry
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Jun 16, 2023 06:34
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"gently caress you, The Joker" ~Bat man, dark knight rises
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Jun 16, 2023 06:39
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"This is the SECOND TIME I've been hosed by DAIRY QUEEN!!!" -The White Rabbit, Alice in Wonderland
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Jun 16, 2023 07:04
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"I put my straw into your root beer float and I drink it alllll up."
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Jun 16, 2023 09:23
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"Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere! Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere! Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere! Rockin' everywhere! Rockin' everywhere!" -Gnomeo, "Sherlock Gnomes"
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Jun 16, 2023 09:33
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"Holy poo poo are those some big rear end beans. Suck it everyone who said I'm crap at farming! Oh yeah going to go get black out drunk and go round town and rub it in all their dumb rear end faces" -Jack, Jack and the bean stork
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Jun 16, 2023 09:50
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"Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back!" - Jesus, The Passion of the Christ
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Jun 16, 2023 10:09
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"come one I know your holding, just sell me some of that sweet powder, I'm like really jonesing over here. Sure I don't have the money now but you know I'm good for it" - Keanu Reeves, Speed
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Jun 16, 2023 10:18
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“My name is Buck and I’m here to gently caress!” ~Uncle Buck, Uncle Buck
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Jun 16, 2023 11:36
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"I just got FORKLIFT CERTIFIED".
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Jun 16, 2023 11:59
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"Genuine Ostrich" "Three Payments" "Oh!" "Wait, wha-- I'm just goofin'" "New boot goofin'"
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Jun 16, 2023 12:09
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"Just gonna pop this lil honeybun in the microwave oven for a bit longer." -Barry Allen, The Flash WARNING: SPOILERS https://i.imgur.com/kHBKJ2C.mp4
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Jun 16, 2023 12:09
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It's only smells, okay? It's only smells. Is nothing only the smell. Yeah, there is nothing. It's only the smell. -Al Pacino, Scent of a Woman
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Jun 16, 2023 19:22
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We're just normal men. What do you mean normal men? We're just innocent men. ~The Art of Driving in the Rain
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Jun 16, 2023 19:27
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Bogus Adventure posted:"Just gonna pop this lil honeybun in the microwave oven for a bit longer." wow they really let ezra miller put a lot of themself into the role huh
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Jun 16, 2023 20:22
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"My name is Chuck, and I like to suck." -Chuck Norris, "Dodgeball"
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Jun 17, 2023 01:49
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The alien made me sexually harrass that girl!- Eliot from E.T.
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Jun 17, 2023 02:00
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The general idea is to assign the wrong quote to a movie, or change a quote to make it funny. Unfortunately I think just posting random nonsense is clever because I have brain damage and no social interactions. Mumpy Puffinzs - A fucken idiot: the movie.
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Jun 17, 2023 20:22
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"...the..." - every movie
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Jun 18, 2023 19:58
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“Somebody Stop Me!!!!” -Eric Stoltz in Mask
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Jun 18, 2023 21:08
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Obviously you don't know who the gently caress I am. My name is Cyrus, CYRUS! And I don't give a gently caress who you are
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Jun 19, 2023 01:05
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Extra row of tits posted:The general idea is to assign the wrong quote to a movie, or change a quote to make it funny. Unfortunately I think just posting random nonsense is clever because I have brain damage and no social interactions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXJdHqw4nBY&t=24s
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Jun 19, 2023 01:17
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"Ready or not, here I come" Finding Forrester
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Jun 19, 2023 02:16
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Krustic posted:“Somebody Stop Me!!!!” That was Marlon Wayans you dummy
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Jun 19, 2023 02:29
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"Yes they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!" -Buzz Lightyear, regarding the alien toys from Toy Story
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Jun 19, 2023 03:19
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Bogus Adventure posted:"Yes they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!" 'Game over man" Woody
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Jun 19, 2023 03:26
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"I just like to watch you guys" Denny
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Jun 19, 2023 03:34
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"There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing." Batman
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Jun 19, 2023 03:39
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We are Northern white crap that talks back We are The Fall we were spinning we were stepping Cop out, cop out as in from heaven The difference between you and us is that we have brains Cos we are Northern white crap But we talk back Uh oh, uh oh Bang loving bang, The Mighty Fall The Fall, we are back, we are back And this next number is-uh Fiery Jack Elvis, Elvis
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Jun 19, 2023 04:17
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Chrpno posted:We are Northern white crap that talks back Presley or Costello?
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Jun 19, 2023 04:19
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Presley or Costello? Oh sorry, it's Elf from the movie Elves
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“Y’all bitches ain’t poo poo” - Shitbitch, The Bitch Shitter
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