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I feel like people should treat each other well and I get upset when they don't. e: I strongly believe that. To the top of the page!
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I'm too dumb to know how dumb I am 
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Jun 9, 2023 15:15
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24 hour time
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Jun 9, 2023 22:19
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not trolled not crying posted:I feel like I do that a lot, not trusting people etc. I mean. But I'm not smart. I just have a constant fear of failure/people realizing just how dumb I am. I call it impostor syndrome but I actually am the impostor. Most of the things I've "accomplished" in life, I've either cheated in some way or used some cheap psychological trick to get by. And the reason I've done that is because I'm so stupid and also lazy/easily frustrated that I really can't retain any new information I try to acquire. So I try to avoid situations where my shortcomings (there's a lot) would come to light and that makes life somewhat hard and nerve wracking which is a stupid way to live.  I wanted to post something funny, but then I saw this post and lost the motivation.
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Jun 9, 2023 22:36
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Passive Aggreeable posted:24 hour time dude just subtract 12 from anything over 12. but make sure you say thirteen hundred, or zero seven thirty. and loving 0000 does not exist, for fucks loving sake. it's either 2359, or 0001. god. I'm really dumb when it comes to people experiencing emotional pain. I don't know how to react. I say "i'm sorry for that" but that isn't what they want. "i'm sorry you mom got ate by a tiger. that sucks. do you have the TPS reports?" (i'm kidding. i'm not that bad.) but when people I care about are hurting I don't ever know what to do and it drives me insane. I still have to say "righty tighty and lefty loosey" out loud some times. and I have to go through the alphabet in my head to try to alphabetize poo poo. Even playing the stupid car game. blight rhino fucked around with this message at 04:20 on Jun 10, 2023 |
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Jun 10, 2023 04:17
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I'm the smartest and most complete human to ever exist.
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Jun 10, 2023 04:19
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not trolled not crying posted:I feel like I do that a lot, not trusting people etc. I mean. But I'm not smart. I just have a constant fear of failure/people realizing just how dumb I am. I call it impostor syndrome but I actually am the impostor. Most of the things I've "accomplished" in life, I've either cheated in some way or used some cheap psychological trick to get by. And the reason I've done that is because I'm so stupid and also lazy/easily frustrated that I really can't retain any new information I try to acquire. So I try to avoid situations where my shortcomings (there's a lot) would come to light and that makes life somewhat hard and nerve wracking which is a stupid way to live. got a philosophy for you right here buddy 
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Jun 10, 2023 08:16
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lllllllllllllllllll posted:I feel like people should treat each other well and I get upset when they don't. The Disappointed Idealist on the ol personality test.
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Jun 10, 2023 17:14
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Pimpcasso posted:at nearly 40 ive pretty much lost all knowledge of any form of mathematics beyond the basics since i havent used any since college this a sign of advanced intelligence. einstein once said 'dont learn anything if its written down. thats what a calculator is for.' my dad heard him say that when he worked at einsteins bagel place.
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Jun 10, 2023 17:32
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i don't know but i been told
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Jun 10, 2023 17:43
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I can't parse things that I hear if there's any distortion or static associated with it, if there's radio chatter I probably didn't hear it right for the nth time. And on that note, I eggcorn lyrics pretty badly and I don't remember song lyrics very well.
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Jun 11, 2023 23:12
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when I'm having some sort of online pissing contest with someone I will often just skim-read what they're saying, or the sources they post, and then completely misinterpret it or get the facts wrong because I'm angry and will then respond to a point someone didn't make or just post something extremely dumb and just own myself and then I have to skulk off like a bitch and hide for days and not talk about it
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Jun 11, 2023 23:27
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I'm really bad at interior design and color matching
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Jun 11, 2023 23:30
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I still buy things thinking they'll make me happy, but they never do
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Jun 12, 2023 01:37
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I assume people at work give a poo poo about the quality of their work.
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Jun 12, 2023 02:00
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Repeatedly finding out that substance use and volatile mental health leads nowhere good, every few years, over the last 35 or so.
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Jun 12, 2023 02:04
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:I assume people at work give a poo poo about the quality of their work. You're a real Dwight aren't you? https://www.ribbonfarm.com/2009/10/07/the-gervais-principle-or-the-office-according-to-the-office/
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Jun 12, 2023 02:16
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I cant really cook. I just buy pre-cut meat or ground beef, some pre-cut veggies and a sauce, and slam everything into a pan until its hot and doesn't look like it'll kill me. The last time I tried to cook something more complicated, it became a wet sloppy mess that tasted like nothing.
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Jun 12, 2023 02:24
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Smugworth posted:You're a real Dwight aren't you? I'm not reading that, but yeah I'm dipping company ink and running a bustling side business.
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Jun 12, 2023 02:24
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Archer666 posted:I cant really cook. I just buy pre-cut meat or ground beef, some pre-cut veggies and a sauce, and slam everything into a pan until its hot and doesn't look like it'll kill me. The last time I tried to cook something more complicated, it became a wet sloppy mess that tasted like nothing. The dumbest guys you can possibly imagine from your high school are probably very successful chefs now. I'm sure you can learn how to make some spaghetti carbonara or something
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Jun 12, 2023 02:32
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Archer666 posted:I cant really cook. I just buy pre-cut meat or ground beef, some pre-cut veggies and a sauce, and slam everything into a pan until its hot and doesn't look like it'll kill me. The last time I tried to cook something more complicated, it became a wet sloppy mess that tasted like nothing. Jesus christ cooking isn't hard. Steak: Buy a strip steak Pat dry with paper towels Salt with 1/2 tsp salt each side Pepper the same way Heat 2 tbls oil in a pan on medium high (6/7 on most us electric ranges) Put a drop of water in and when it starts popping, your pan is hot enough to cook. For an inch thick steak 3-5 minutes a side is good. Remove steak to a plate, cover with aluminum foil for 5 minute. Mashed potatoes: Wash and Chop up like 3 big russet potatoes. Boil those suckers for like 30 minutes, until a fork goes in easy. Strain them, put them in a bowl. Add 1/4 to 1/2 cup milk, 2 tbls butter, 2 tsp salt, 1 tsp pepper 1 tbls garlic paste. Mix with hand mixer until smooth, add more milk a few tbls at a time if it's too dry. Add more salt and pepper at the end if needed. There u go.
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Jun 12, 2023 02:33
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Ape Fist posted:when I'm having some sort of online pissing contest with someone I will often just skim-read what they're saying, or the sources they post, and then completely misinterpret it or get the facts wrong This is the best way to do it, man.
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Jun 12, 2023 02:37
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:Jesus christ cooking isn't hard. I thought I was fairly talented at cooking for how much time I put into it, I would frequent Goons With Spoons, I could follow a recipe and have things turn out well etc. Then I looked at a French cooking course while I was in jail and then I realized I knew nothing about cooking at all. Mother sauces, veggie techniques, all new info to me.
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Jun 12, 2023 02:41
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Ape Fist posted:when I'm having some sort of online pissing contest with someone I will often just skim-read what they're saying, or the sources they post, and then completely misinterpret it or get the facts wrong because I'm angry and will then respond to a point someone didn't make or just post something extremely dumb and just own myself and then I have to skulk off like a bitch and hide for days and not talk about it lol Same. I have to step away for a bit and then re-summarize my thoughts, then realize I was being way too aggressive in my attempt to communicate some bullshit or like you said realize I was missing the point entirely.
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Jun 12, 2023 08:34
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Family and friends consider me a very good cook. To be honest I am pretty crap at it, I just know how to follow a receipt pretty well. But in my opinion that is not really cooking. Give me a bunch of ingredients and tell me to make something out of it using my own creativity I have no idea what to do except for making some kind of mediocre casserole dish.
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Jun 12, 2023 08:52
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Monstaland posted:some kind of mediocre casserole dish 
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Jun 12, 2023 10:24
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Ape Fist posted:when I'm having some sort of online pissing contest with someone I will often just skim-read what they're saying, or the sources they post, and then completely misinterpret it or get the facts wrong because I'm angry and will then respond to a point someone didn't make or just post something extremely dumb and just own myself and then I have to skulk off like a bitch and hide for days and not talk about it I, too, post on SomethingAwful.
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Jun 12, 2023 10:29
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Passive Aggreeable posted:I can't parse things that I hear if there's any distortion or static associated with it, if there's radio chatter I probably didn't hear it right for the nth time. The sheer amount of times Ive had to get my husband to repeat something hes saying over and over again because the extractor fan in our kitchen is just a little too loud
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Jun 12, 2023 11:38
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I never took a chemistry class or a geometry class. So I barely know anything about ionic vs covalent or formulas for determining area. But I do know that the atomic weight of cobalt is 58.9 thanks to that line in Ghostbusters 2. For a while I thought Dustin "Screech" Diamond was the younger brother of Mike Diamond from the Beastie Boys Until about a year ago I thought Gibraltar was an island in between Spain and Morocco
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Jun 12, 2023 12:09
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Dick Jones posted:
this is true tho
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Jun 12, 2023 12:23
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I don't have any pieces of paper that prove I'm not dumb
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Jun 12, 2023 12:25
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Hell Yeah posted:i still trust people and make myself vulnerable to them like i'm a little kid. but i view the people who expressly never do that in life as cowards forsaking the best parts of life. i get hosed over and my trust gets betrayed constantly but to be honest i'm like 40 years old and if you don't realize this is what life is all about then wtf is wrong with you. don't live life with your hands up. you should act dumb as gently caress and then if it blows up in your face it's not really a big deal. bravery and stupidity are the same thing. if you want advice about life from a middle age white man, live your life like a hero, don't hide in a hole waiting to die like a bitch just so you can feel smart. smart people are the most miserable people you will meet in life. You got any specifics for this awesome life advice
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Jun 12, 2023 12:45
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I no talk words much good.
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Jun 12, 2023 13:34
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I lose track of poo poo quick when it comes to "My wife's brother's uncle" etc - I lose confidence I'll be able to follow the chain anything after one abstraction
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Jun 12, 2023 21:09
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I have no sense of direction. Spin me 3 times in an office chair and I will be entirely lost.
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Jun 12, 2023 21:56
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If I don't understand something right out of the gate I immediately doubt I will ever understand it and undermine my ability to learn
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Jun 12, 2023 22:22
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Ape Fist posted:when I'm having some sort of online pissing contest with someone I will often just skim-read what they're saying, or the sources they post, and then completely misinterpret it or get the facts wrong because I'm angry and will then respond to a point someone didn't make or just post something extremely dumb and just own myself and then I have to skulk off like a bitch and hide for days and not talk about it
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Jun 12, 2023 22:26
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I got distracted by the 1997 classic Hercules and almost hosed up taco night by putting the onions in before the beef. Luckily I managed to save it but was a close call
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I came back to SA.
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