Bula Vinaka posted:

Selecta84 posted:

I'm a 4th degree black belt and I'm doing Judo for 31 years now.

I absolutley love it and I'm a coach for 12 years now.

We still learn every technique and during randori we let everyone try everything.

I focus more on the technical side of the sport and enjoy it quite a lot as a full body workout. Also Kata is a lot of fun, if you are into studying and internalizing all the principles of Judo.

Booty Pageant posted:

woah sounds cool, what about gun kata???

Slam Pajamas posted:

Serious semi-related question: Does anybody else think of "Blow Job Junction" when they read BJJ?

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INT. INSURANCE OFFICE - DAY

STEVEN (37, every bit the suburban dad) explains policy coverage to MRS. HENDERSON on his headset. The mundane scene is interrupted by a loud DING. Steven glances at his computer, smiles. An email confirmation for his next judo competition.

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INT. JUDO COMPETITION - NIGHT

A pulsating EDM beat fills the air as Steven, now transformed into a judo warrior, enters the psychedelic-lit arena. The crowd is a sea of balding heads and bifocals. He's the youngest by a decade.

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INT. JUDO MAT - NIGHT

Steven’s first match, a hulking 45-year-old man, rushes him. Time slows. Steven sidesteps, guides him to the floor with a graceful flip. The crowd gasps. Steven gives a cheesy bow.

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INT. JUDO MAT - NIGHT

A 50-year-old competitor steps up. Steven lets him attack, then uses his momentum to send him sprawling. The crowd's laughter mixes with the throbbing music. Steven blows a kiss to the fallen competitor.

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INT. JUDO MAT - NIGHT

Steven's final match: a grizzled 55-year-old champion. Steven dances around him, flipping him repeatedly like a pancake. The old champion's defeat is so embarrassing, it’s poetic. Steven bows deeply, the arena roaring.

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INT. JUDO MAT - NIGHT

Amidst the cacophony, DAVID (37, as suburban as Steven) stands out. He's been studying Steven, a glimmer of challenge in his eyes.

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INT. JUDO MAT - NIGHT

Their match is a brutal ballet of power and skill. Hours pass like minutes. Suddenly, they stop. Their heavy breathing fills the silent gym. They kiss. It's abrupt, surreal, and the crowd goes eerily quiet.

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INT. INSURANCE OFFICE - DAY

Steven packs up his family photos into a box. The life he knew is over. He walks away from his desk, leaving the fluorescent hum of the office behind. He meets David at the door, their new life awaiting. Together, they'll keep flipping the script.

numberoneposter posted:

i have an idea for a TV show

during the day its about a mild mannered 37 year old who works in insurance but on the weekends he travels to various 40+ masters judo competitions and enters under falls pretenses and demolishes the competition until one day he meets his match. Another 37 year old. They flip each other over a bunch of times with no one having the upper hand. this goes on for hours until eventually they kiss right there on the matt. soon after they leave their wives and now travel together to different 40+ masters judo competitions and tag team the competition.

Negostrike posted:

KOKA

Smugworth posted:

☝️☝️☝️

Bad Purchase posted:

yep, no bald headed FREAKS allowed to compete

Smugworth posted:

I hate freaks and also weirdos

Dial A For Awesome posted:

Smugworth clearly started this thread to learn a martial art and defeat the lunks that infest the Planet Fitness megathread.

syntaxfunction posted:

First, what judo moves would work during a sex?