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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Is judo the lamest martial art?

I've always thought so, if you disagree what's gonn happen, I'll get tripped?

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Happy Monday Judokas

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

HIOIOYAH

Shania Twain
Aug 25, 2008
Gentle grip, yet firm,
Balance shifts, bodies connect,
Judo's whispers speak.

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


Bad Purchase posted:

so if an SH/SC member comes at me for posting too many times in a thread, what are some simple judo techniques i can use to subdue them and defend myself?

Tomoe nage - roll backwards and use your leg to throw their computer over your head, leaving them bereft & easily defeated

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

aw frig aw dang it posted:

Tomoe nage - roll backwards and use your leg to throw their computer over your head, leaving them bereft & easily defeated

Thank you sensei

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
Basically the only thing on my bucket list is to sneak up on someone and judo chop them in the neck James Bond-style just to see if it actually knocks them out or just fucks their neck up.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

IM ABOUT TO OSOTO GARI EVERY NON LUNK ITT

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Poohs Packin posted:

IM ABOUT TO OSOTO GARI EVERY NON LUNK ITT

:siren: Judokas! Assemble! :siren:

Incredulous Dylan
Oct 22, 2004

Fun Shoe

Smugworth posted:

:siren: Judokas! Assemble! :siren:

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Smugworth posted:

:siren: Judokas! Assemble! :siren:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
you called for judocats, right?

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018



hell yeah let's smoke these fools

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


As I triumphantly lift Jeffrey's computer over my head to do a powerslam (devastating) I can't help but wonder "is this a judo move?"

I don't know, but I do know that computer is toast

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Good morning judokas. Anybody Judo chop anything new lately?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
your judo chop is no match for my aikido wave

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Mozi posted:

your judo chop is no match for my aikido wave

Reported for trolling

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Good morning Judokas. Don't forget eggs are an essential part of a balanced meal for intense training regimens.


Visit The official GBS Egg Thread for Egg Related Posting on Eggs for tips, tricks, and recipes for all things egg and egg related

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


IPPON SORE MADE

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Good morning, mighty Judokas. How goes the combat training?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Judokas! We have a new target named Saalkin. First one to 'ippon sore made' him gets a stripe on their belt.

Look for this avatar

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009
Having played some Street Fighter 2 when I was younger, I know a bit about judo. Have you guys learned the technique where you shoot fireballs yet? I figure that would be pretty handy, both for self defence and if you ever needed to light a barbecue.

Helicoptering around upside down using your legs also looks pretty sweet. I assume you judo-doers use that all the time, rather than regular boring walking.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

I'm going to CHOP down all your hired goons smuggyboy!!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Dial A For Awesome posted:

Having played some Street Fighter 2 when I was younger, I know a bit about judo. Have you guys learned the technique where you shoot fireballs yet?

That's yoga brü

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

The Star Trek "Two Handed Fist Slam" is the future evolution of the Judo Chop.

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Saalkin posted:

I'm going to CHOP down all your hired goons smuggyboy!!

HAIYAH

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Negostrike posted:

IPPON SORE MADE

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Gas thread ban op. Gas the egg thread too.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

seems like judo ain’t bussin no more and everyone king fu fighting now

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Wendigee posted:

Gas thread ban op. Gas the egg thread too.

the egg thread is gassing itself plenty

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Hello Judokas. I have received word that in ~4 hours an assault on the Official GBS Feedback thread v 2.1 may be coming from our enemies.

Stand by and wait for my signal

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

I'm not assaulting anything yet

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...
Blue belt here.

My favourite judo thing ever was a free self-defence seminar our sensei had and when it got to knives and guns, he started talking about how cardio is an important part of judo because you never know how long a match is going to go and because of the intensity of the sport. And it was especially important in knife and gun encounters because... and he just takes off running as fast as he can out the door.

Learned more about self defence that day than the years I'd been at it prior.

olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

I'm bad with money and you have an avatar!
Judo is the only martial art that uses the planet as a weapon

also Helio Gracie rebranded newaza as BJJ and he, his children and their offspring are insufferable assholes of the highest order

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


This is my judo. There are many others like it but this one is mine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7Ne-8_SPTw

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Started BJJ this month. I chose BJJ since the BJJ gym was closer than the judo gym.

Nice group of people, you've got:

Students
Moms
Dads (i.e. me)
Cauliflower eared monsters

JamMaster Flash
Dec 3, 2003

Extra Large Marge posted:

Started BJJ this month. I chose BJJ since the BJJ gym was closer than the judo gym.

Nice group of people, you've got:

Students
Moms
Dads (i.e. me)
Cauliflower eared monsters

All grappling is really the same stuff. It is known.

Hell, all combat is positioning.

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nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
e: drat this thread is old nvm

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