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post the stupidest metals itt
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Jun 12, 2023 20:11
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metal chat ftw
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Jun 12, 2023 20:12
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lithium? it’s a metal .. I think.. but it’s also a bit pathetic. our brains are ashamed of it and treat it like it’s sodium. and lithium is mean to our kidneys down with lithium down with lithium
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Jun 12, 2023 20:13
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platinum? more like shatinum amirihht???
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Jun 12, 2023 20:13
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com pewter
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Jun 12, 2023 20:16
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RokosCockatrice posted:com this is the hard hitting metal mockery I am here for
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Jun 12, 2023 20:18
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[Ga][S], [Ba][N]
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Jun 12, 2023 20:19
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echi please respect boron
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Jun 12, 2023 20:19
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what about the words biggest snowflake : iron “I got a little bit wet and now I’m falling apart”
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Jun 12, 2023 20:20
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eviscerating the periodic table with epic maddox-style rants and takedowns. no one is safe.
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Jun 12, 2023 20:20
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:echi please respect boron boron? more like moron
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Jun 12, 2023 20:21
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echinopsis posted:lithium? it’s a metal .. I think.. but it’s also a bit pathetic. our brains are ashamed of it and treat it like it’s sodium. and lithium is mean to our kidneys yes but it helps some people with bipolar so it’s hard to say if it’s bad or not
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Jun 12, 2023 20:21
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zinc announcing it is taking a posting break to try and save itself from the pure pwnage.
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Jun 12, 2023 20:21
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post hole digger posted:eviscerating the periodic table yes
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Jun 12, 2023 20:22
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echinopsis posted:boron? more like moron youre boron the poo poo out of yospos with the posts!!!
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Jun 12, 2023 20:22
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post hole digger posted:zinc announcing it is taking a posting break to try and save itself from the pure pwnage. too late … zinc?? more like stink
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Jun 12, 2023 20:22
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post hole digger posted:youre boron the poo poo out of yospos with the posts!!! 
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Jun 12, 2023 20:22
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post hole digger posted:youre boron the poo poo out of yospos with the posts!!!
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Jun 12, 2023 20:23
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what the gently caress is up with helium, neon, argon, krypton, xenon, and radon?? noble gases??? more like stuck-up gases, gently caress them
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Jun 12, 2023 20:25
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what about oganesson. oh it lives for 0.7ms because it’s too heavy? that’s some weak beta poo poo right there.
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Jun 12, 2023 20:27
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Eeyo posted:what about oganesson. oh it lives for 0.7ms because it’s too heavy? that’s some weak beta poo poo right there. it's actually expected to be reactive thanks to relativistic effects
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Jun 12, 2023 20:33
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mediaphage posted:what the gently caress is up with helium, neon, argon, krypton, xenon, and radon?? noble gases??? more like stuck-up gases, gently caress them i’ll give a pass to xenon because I believe it can get you high
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Jun 12, 2023 20:36
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Eeyo posted:what about oganesson. oh it lives for 0.7ms because it’s too heavy? that’s some weak beta poo poo right there. disrespect justified
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Jun 12, 2023 20:37
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george w bush renamed Francium to Freedomium
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Jun 12, 2023 20:40
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dubnium? more like dumbnium
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Jun 12, 2023 20:41
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is boron really a metal? idk man
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Jun 12, 2023 20:55
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These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard... And there may be many others but they haven't been discarvard.
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Jun 12, 2023 21:13
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BONGHITZ posted:is boron really a metal? idk man i’m not even sure but it definitely rhymes with moron
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Jun 12, 2023 21:15
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BONGHITZ posted:is boron really a metal? idk man everything is a metal other than hydrogen and helium
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Jun 12, 2023 21:16
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:everything is a metal other than hydrogen and helium helium is a metal too. you can tell because it ends in ium.
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Jun 12, 2023 21:28
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:everything is a metal other than hydrogen and helium that don't sound right. what about the fire elements, water elements, earth elements?
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Jun 12, 2023 21:29
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helium? poo poo metal. no mettle in it.
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Jun 12, 2023 21:37
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hydrogen is a must a needy proton
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Jun 12, 2023 21:39
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Anyway the shittiest metal is probably selenium because as soon as it reacts with basically anything it smells like rotting cabbage. Close second is antimony, which has never had any useful function except in the medieval ages when they discovered that if you stored wine in a cup made of antimony and then drank the wine, it would reliably make you barf. The best metal is gold, obviously.
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Jun 12, 2023 21:39
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gold is only good as a product to put on expensive steaks
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Jun 12, 2023 21:39
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i will defend antimony, the most interesting sounding name for a barf cup
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Jun 12, 2023 21:45
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I have a little tiny gold nugget the size of a peppercorn. It's very shiny and heavy and pretty
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Jun 12, 2023 21:47
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only thing dumber than lead are the people who used it for plumbing
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Jun 12, 2023 22:05
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i dont like ytterbium's name
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Jun 12, 2023 22:16
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and yet that’s what your parents named you
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