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My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005

I don't have any stories; have had competent care throughout my life

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Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
Yeah me neither

Mechanical Pencil
Feb 19, 2013

by vyelkin
There was this one time with OP's mum, when her denture was displaced by my monster dong, and we were briefly locked together until I finally busted and was able to extract myself, now on the flop.

MoonshineWilly
Feb 7, 2007

Damn you, harlot! Science and I know what we're doing!
My dentist was once checking my teeth with a pick and straight up pushed the pick right through an old filling and up into my jaw. Amazingly, it didn’t hurt that bad and all he said was, “oh, whoops, sorry bout that.” Then billed me for a new filling.

MoonshineWilly fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Jun 13, 2023

spouse
Nov 10, 2008

When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.


I have paresthesia in a quarter of my face because they hosed up a nerve taking my wisdom teeth out. I also woke up mid procedure because they didn't give me enough anesthetic, or monitor it or whatever those loving morons didn't do.

For the face thing, it feels kinda tingly and loses feeling more when it's cold. Face looks normal, muscles work, and I talk fine (unless it's very cold or I'm drinking really cold drinks, then it tends to feel "thick").

Both of these experiences were very uncomfortable.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
my best friend's dentist turned out to have faked his degree/license/whatever and had done some bad poo poo with his teeth but I don't remember any of the things he did

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Had a 65 year old dentist id seen for a decade try to do my first and only root canal and he broke the tip off the drill bit because his hands were shaking. He broke it off in the tooth and said "oh... Fuu.... poo poo!"

Then I had to go to a specialist who removed the nearly microscopic steel bit and saved the tooth and stopped a jaw infection.

Dentistry is hosed. Up.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Cubone posted:

my best friend's dentist turned out to have faked his degree/license/whatever and had done some bad poo poo with his teeth but I don't remember any of the things he did

He used the good nitrous then I bet

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe

spouse posted:

I have paresthesia in a quarter of my face because they hosed up a nerve taking my wisdom teeth out. I also woke up mid procedure because they didn't give me enough anesthetic, or monitor it or whatever those loving morons didn't do.

For the face thing, it feels kinda tingly and loses feeling more when it's cold. Face looks normal, muscles work, and I talk fine (unless it's very cold or I'm drinking really cold drinks, then it tends to feel "thick").

Both of these experiences were very uncomfortable.

Haha I woke up in the middle of my wisdom teeth removal too. I have a distinct memory of the surgeons talking about their vacation homes. What else would you expect surgeons to talk about.

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost
Another opportunity to post my favorite local news story that was in the news up here a few years ago:

https://www.alaskasnewssource.com/2020/09/15/anchorage-hoverboard-dentist-sentenced-in-medicaid-fraud-scheme/


quote:

A 25-second video shows Dr. Seth Lookhart floating into an exam room. He appears to remove a tooth from a sedated patient, then pivots and rides away on a hoverboard, tossing his gloves in the air, removing his mask and flashing a smile at the camera.

The video, which appears to have been shot on a cell phone, was just a shred of the evidence presented in the 35-year-old dentist’s weeks-long trial.

BigHead fucked around with this message at 03:46 on Jun 13, 2023

My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005

spouse posted:

I also woke up mid procedure because they didn't give me enough anesthetic, or monitor



I told them I'm a readhead; still woke up mid-procedure with them cutting into my wisdom tooth. I remember that and then being in the post-op seating area off my rear end on the drugs and trying to talk up the employees

killer crane
Dec 30, 2006

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

In my late teens my dentist put sealants on my molars, and apparently didn't properly clean beforehand. I developed cavities in 6 of those teeth, under the sealants.

MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012
When I was a teen I got a retainer after my braces came off, and for a while things were fine but I guess something about the way they fit didn't look right? Because during one visit my dentist suddenly started bending the wires. I told him that it hurt when I put the retainer on and he told me that was normal. Well, a few weeks later I had to go back in because the retainer still hurt, and as later discovered it was starting to shift my canines in a bad direction. And the wire was too bent out of shape to return to what it used to be.

The very same dentist had the gall to accuse me of ruining my own retainers by eating hard food with them on, and he tried to charge my parents full price for a replacement. Thankfully my dad knew me well enough to know I'd been real careful not to do anything to break my retainer and I'd already told him the pain started after the adjustment, so he got in an argument with the dentist and got him to back down and do the replacements for free.

To this day my canines still aren't perfectly aligned (a different dentist claimed my mouth was just too small to fit all my teeth???) even after I wore correctly-fitted retainers for several years, but I never want to go back to braces and retainers and have to deal with that poo poo again.

MiracleFlare fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Jun 13, 2023

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*tooth smoke smell*

My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005

killer crane posted:

In my late teens my dentist put sealants on my molars, and apparently didn't properly clean beforehand. I developed cavities in 6 of those teeth, under the sealants.

Sealant fam

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

MiracleFlare posted:

To this day my canines still aren't perfectly aligned (a different dentist claimed my mouth was just too small to fit all my teeth???) even after I wore correctly-fitted retainers for several years, but I never want to go back to braces and retainers and have to deal with that poo poo again.

I mean this is literally why wisdom teeth removal is a thing, because a lot of people's mouths are in fact too small to fit all their teeth, and some people happen to then have it even worse than the rest who just need their wisdom teeth removed (and some people are lucky and their mouths are big enough for all their teeth and don't need their wisdom teeth removed.)

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i have all my wisdom teeth and im still a dumbass

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Chinatown posted:

*tooth smoke smell*

RapturesoftheDeep
Jan 6, 2013
Never dealt with any real incompetence, but one time I went into a cheap dentist in the kinda mobbed-up part of my neighborhood for the free exam that they offered in my local newspaper, they gave me a questionnaire that was mostly about did I want opiates and when I said no, the dentist came in, looked in my mouth for 5 minutes, said everything looked fine, left the room, and the woman at the front desk didn't even charge me the fifty bucks.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

i had headgear as a kid I had to wear when I slept, motherfucker hurt like hell. for some reason the loops they put on your back teeth that you slot the headgear wires into had like, loving metal spikes on them that dig into your cheek all the time.

one time at an orthodontist checkup he took a dental pick and wrenched it in one of said spiky headgear loops, kept trying to force it around for some braindead reason, and the pick slipped and stabbed me in the mouth as he straight up punched me in the face hard enough to make my cheek bleed pretty bad from the spikes

“whoops. huh, seems that loop is a little loose.” it wasn’t before you threw your whole weight into it you tremendous dumbass

MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012

reignonyourparade posted:

I mean this is literally why wisdom teeth removal is a thing, because a lot of people's mouths are in fact too small to fit all their teeth, and some people happen to then have it even worse than the rest who just need their wisdom teeth removed (and some people are lucky and their mouths are big enough for all their teeth and don't need their wisdom teeth removed.)

Yeah true. I've also been recommended to get my wisdom teeth removed but I'd had to put it off because of money issues

Chinatown posted:

*tooth smoke smell*

*uses the minty polisher that just tastes like burning after the first minute*

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Not incompetent, but my childhood dentist had enormous breasts. Past a certain age it was difficult to ignore.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
If you've been told you need a deep cleaning, odds are it is incompetence. Incompetence in that they are just trying to bilk you of some $$. A competent dentist is just going to try to help you keep your teeth in good shape, not upsell you on unnecessary, painful procedures.

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
Had a tooth crack open while mountain hiking last year and couldn't get my appointment bumped up because they didn't believe the fairly extreme pain I was in constituted an emergency.

A week later, they were asking why I didn't tell them my tooth was that that bad off...

But seriously, I legit don't know if I could have handled that pain for another few days.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

spouse posted:

I have paresthesia in a quarter of my face because they hosed up a nerve taking my wisdom teeth out. I also woke up mid procedure because they didn't give me enough anesthetic, or monitor it or whatever those loving morons didn't do.

For the face thing, it feels kinda tingly and loses feeling more when it's cold. Face looks normal, muscles work, and I talk fine (unless it's very cold or I'm drinking really cold drinks, then it tends to feel "thick").

Both of these experiences were very uncomfortable.

You have a pretty solid case if you want to sue, fyi

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!
i have my wisdom teeth. they obviously dont sit right in my mouth but they cause me no discomfort or pain and every dentist i have ever been to has wanted to take them out. despite me being like they dont hurt and arent uncomfortable.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

When I lived in knoxville I had a dentist give me a full on christian sermon while I was a captive 8 year old with his hands in my mouth and afterwards I told my dad and he went in there and screamed at him

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

MiracleFlare posted:

*uses the minty polisher that just tastes like burning after the first minute*

we went from flip phones to smartphones meanwhile theres some company still making that same trash polisher.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
For a while the dental hygienist I was going to was really cute. She made me think of Steven Wright every time I went to her.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Genesplicer posted:

For a while the dental hygienist I was going to was really cute. She made me think of Steven Wright every time I went to her.

Every hygienist is cute youre gonna need to narrow it down, gene

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Steven Wright is pretty cute.

Convex
Aug 19, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMhGUhSNKmQ

My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005

coldpudding
May 14, 2009

FORUM GHOST
Appointment one

Me: hey this tooth is feeling weird :(
Dentist: all your teeth look fine to me :)

Appointment two

Me: hey there is a hole in my tooth :(
Dentist: no there isn't :confused:

Appointment three

Me: hey there is a bigger hole in my tooth and it really hurts :(
Dentist: seriously there is nothing wrong with your teeth :confused:

Appointment four

Me: my tooth has fallen apart :cry:
New Dentist: your other dentist was a loving moron you are gonna need a crown and three fillings :argh:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
After removing a wisdom tooth (in bits), they accidentally sewed my tongue to my gum and had to remove some of their stitching and redo it. I was awake for the whole thing (intentionally, not like some of the above).

I do have a fat tongue though.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

my dentist bit me

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
He probably felt trapped. Very common.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

coldpudding posted:

Appointment one

Me: hey this tooth is feeling weird :(
Dentist: all your teeth look fine to me :)

Appointment two

Me: hey there is a hole in my tooth :(
Dentist: no there isn't :confused:

Appointment three

Me: hey there is a bigger hole in my tooth and it really hurts :(
Dentist: seriously there is nothing wrong with your teeth :confused:

Appointment four

Me: my tooth has fallen apart :cry:
New Dentist: your other dentist was a loving moron you are gonna need a crown and three fillings :argh:

Sounds like they were in cahoots

Gorgeous Zan
Apr 13, 2007

New Haven Yacht Club
My friend's dad was my dentist. When I was a teenager he said he could tell I was smoking (I was), and then he called my parents and told them I was smoking.

Are dentists not bound by doctor patient confidentiality?

Anyway we smoked a joint together at his son's wedding and I told his wife and she got mad at him, so water under the bridge.

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cosmicjim
Mar 23, 2010
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Goons are changing the way children get an education in Haiti.

Edit - Oops, no they aren't. They donated to doobie instead.
My dentist is ancient. Assistants clean our teeth and always say they are perfect. I’ve been complaining about a sensitive spot for years. I thought he was just letting the teeth rot out of my head so he could do more expensive work. My wife had the same issue but ended up needing a root canal. The dentist sent her to someone else for the work. Now it looks like he just needs to retire. He probably can’t do any work himself and is just running a teeth cleaning service.

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