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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
We don’t use pig milk for anything? Cow, sheep, goat, almonds, all those milks get used for drinking and cheese and such, but I can’t say that I’ve ever heard of pig milk being used for human consumption. What are they hiding from us?

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Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
the farmers must be keeping it all to themselves, just chugging down all that hog milk

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Pigs lay eggs, no mammaries


Thank you Trash Mammal. Welcome to dog world b*tch*s


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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




I love big piggies!!!!

Lusty Grundles
Jun 9, 2023

Because if it's not prepared properly and it makes you ill, you have to take a special oinkment. It's really expensive.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Bad Purchase posted:

I love big piggies!!!!

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

anyone ever think about pig cheese or

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I assume because it doesn't taste good. Pigs are omnivores like humans. The animals we drink milk from are herbivores.

Guaranteed it changes the flavor. You're disgusting.

This isn't even a minor mystery.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

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Bad Purchase posted:

I love big piggies!!!!

:haibrower:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Revins posted:

the farmers must be keeping it all to themselves, just chugging down all that hog milk

Makes sense. Never trust a farmer.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Dumb gently caress!

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Ask me why vampire bat milk isn't popular next. *Shaking my head*

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Wendigee posted:

I assume because it doesn't taste good. Pigs are omnivores like humans. The animals we drink milk from are herbivores.

Guaranteed it changes the flavor. You're disgusting.

This isn't even a minor mystery.

I looked it up and this isn’t the main reason.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Well then put me in the place :agesilaus:

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I looked it up and this isn’t the main reason.

nice looking it up technique. care to share with the class or leaving us wondering ... ?/

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Wendigee posted:

I assume because it doesn't taste good. Pigs are omnivores like humans. The animals we drink milk from are herbivores.

Guaranteed it changes the flavor. You're disgusting.

This isn't even a minor mystery.

goats literally eat trash and we still eat their milk

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

AARD VARKMAN posted:

goats literally eat trash and we still eat their milk

been saying this. eating trash milk that os old and spoiled is so ftw it's not even funny

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
We don’t domesticate vampire bats for use as food and other things like cows and sheep and goats so I wouldn’t ask about their milk. You seem very angry about this topic Wendy

Lusty Grundles
Jun 9, 2023

This thread honestly feels like the opening to an Always Sunny episode. I hope you folks are OK.

Please don't touch the pigs.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

nice looking it up technique. care to share with the class or leaving us wondering ... ?/

Pigs are apparently hard to milk and also don’t produce enough to make it worthwhile. As far as cheese goes their milk doesn’t curdle so it’s useless for cheese.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Man, doing literally anything with a pig is a nightmare. They don't really do cooperation. Milking a pig sounds like an old timey saying for an impossible task.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




sounds like a job for a milking machine, anyone know if that’s been invented yet?

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Goats eat trash. If they are not raised in the proper environment. They don't eat old meat.

Come on. I refuse to believe you considered this at all.

You think fancy goat cheese is made from goats eating old tin cans?

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
Seems like we solved the pig milk mystery so how about you guys tell me what the best options to turn on for browsing SA are

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Pigs are apparently hard to milk and also don’t produce enough to make it worthwhile. As far as cheese goes their milk doesn’t curdle so it’s useless for cheese.

tres fascinant:thanks:

Squee
Jun 15, 2003
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Humans eat all sorts of garbage and junk and their milk tastes just fine. One would assume the same could be said for pigs.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Pigs are apparently hard to milk and also don’t produce enough to make it worthwhile. As far as cheese goes their milk doesn’t curdle so it’s useless for cheese.

What does it do instead of curdle

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Jelly posted:

Seems like we solved the pig milk mystery so how about you guys tell me what the best options to turn on for browsing SA are

Sigs on

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Durrrr I'm a goat that makes fancy milk for cheese. Of course I eat trash what are you stupid?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Wendigee posted:

Goats eat trash. If they are not raised in the proper environment. They don't eat old meat.

Come on. I refuse to believe you considered this at all.

You think fancy goat cheese is made from goats eating old tin cans?

It better be or I'll stop buying it

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




AARD VARKMAN posted:

What does it do instead of curdle

sparkles

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Just have Popeye make the cheese you'll save a ton on the silly EU copyright laws regarding food origin

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

AARD VARKMAN posted:

What does it do instead of curdle

Nothing, stays runny.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I bet it tastes like bacon

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Sigh

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Nothing, stays runny.

So we could use the pig cheese for nachos?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

AARD VARKMAN posted:

So we could use the pig cheese for nachos?

I don’t see why not. It’s probably very complimentary to the carnitas piled atop.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




runny pig cheese in my beans rice and corn burrito bowl, yes please

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

this is all ive figured out so far

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I don’t see why not. It’s probably very complimentary to the carnitas piled atop.

Hmm and how about chicharrones for the chips? I've gotten nipples on em before even, so thematically double appropriate

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