Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Jelly posted:

this is all ive figured out so far

turn on "subscribe to threads you reply to"

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Hmm and how about chicharrones for the chips? I've gotten nipples on em before even, so thematically double appropriate

You could serve em in a restaurant and call em “The Whole Hog Nachos”.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




AARD VARKMAN posted:

turn on "subscribe to threads you reply to"

wow moneybags here subscribing to every thread without a care in the world, can probably hear his coinpurse jangling down the hall on the way to every meeting

must be nice

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

AARD VARKMAN posted:

turn on "subscribe to threads you reply to"

Pro move right here. Once you get a good bookmark collection going it’s hard to stop.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
pilk

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





sorry, already trademarked

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
What about dog, cat and rat malk??

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

You guys should both eat some pig cheese and report back

Edit: bags and tvark

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Kick back with a warm Yeti of pig milk

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




milkin an island sow

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

now that i think about it if they already milk almonds whyd they stop at butter when it comes to peanuts

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I would chug some hog milk

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
If someone figured out gorilla milk they probably wouldn't be endangered, makes you think...

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Why no whale milk?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Cant milk underwater, idiot

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

There sort of endangered...

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Colonel Cancer posted:

Cant milk underwater, idiot

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

covidstomper58 posted:

Why no whale milk?

Whales are too smart to be milked for free.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




whales produce something far more valuable, precious ambergris

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
We could milk dolphins but they get way too in to it and endanger farmworkers

pacerwpg
Apr 18, 2023
Piggurt

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Bad Purchase posted:

whales produce something far more valuable, precious ambergris

We could milk that too. I have been watching another Avatar in little brief segments, and from the last 5 minutes I watched I think they were milking ambergris from dead whales. Because it makes humans like Avatar people or something. They said it was worth $60 million dollars, which with inflation in the future must mean it's like $600 or so.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Unobtanium is actually whale milk

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

What about milking androids, like Ash he was positively oozing with milk. And they just make these robots. And in Raised By Wolves they had all kinds of milky robots. Why didn't they just hang around milking robots instead of waking up monsters all the time. Seems like a big plot hole.

My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005

Slugworth posted:

Man, doing literally anything with a pig is a nightmare

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Koalas make milk would you eat koala cheese?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Probably easier to list the animals whose cheese I wouldn't eat:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Probably easier to list the animals whose cheese I wouldn't eat:

If dimetrodons made milk would u eat dimetrodon cheese

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
i invested in a farm that was gonna cross whitetail deer with pigs and make a fortune on a new food fad: venison bacon!

the sad reality was the deer wouldn't even attempt to mate with the pigs and everything went south. the whole scheme imploded and the next thing i know all the assets were seized and i'm out over a hundred sows and bucks.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Reptiles don't produce milk. Mammals produce milk. It's one of the factors that make you a mammal.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Wendigee posted:

Reptiles don't produce milk. Mammals produce milk. It's one of the factors that make you a mammal.

So you're saying either you produce milk or you're a reptile?

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Neocortex, 4 chambered heart, sweat glands. Efficient lungs from aveiole. Milk and taking care of infants.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Wendigee posted:

Reptiles don't produce milk. Mammals produce milk. It's one of the factors that make you a mammal.

rilk

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I'm suggesting you don't produce milk Godzilla.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

What about pigeon or flamingo milk

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Wendigee posted:

I'm suggesting you don't produce milk Godzilla.

Oh yeah? I bet I could produce twice as much as you.

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Trees make milk. Grasses make milk. Beans make milk. Just get a reptile and start distilling and you'll find there's some milk to be squozen.

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
You guys haven’t tried Porcine? Makes a great latte

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
We can't get affordable good cheese in Canada because of the dairy cartel.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Charles Bukowski posted:

We can't get affordable good cheese in Canada because of the dairy cartel.

Yeah we're gonna give you the good cheese so you can slop depression era brown gravy over it and call it a national dish? Don't think so pal

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply