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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
:synpa:

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Get a pet snake, feed it on live frogs.

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
They are crowding your koi pond because of impediments in their lifecycle. The frogs need to bypass or "cross" any local byways, sometimes symbiotically with others such as alligators or turtles.

They say frogs are great indicator species and what it indicates is that you are totally loving up their whole deal

god please help me
Jul 9, 2018
I LOVE GIVING MY TAX MONEY AND MY PERSONAL INCOME TO UKRAINE, SLAVA
Convince a French person to cook some delicious frog legs for you.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I'm trying to think of a joke about frogs and the punchline is something like "ribbit for her pleasure" but nothing's coming to me idk maybe someone ask one of those chat ai bots to do the rest?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

You should kill all living things OP. Only then will the abomination of perception end. The universe should have stayed pitch and black in a deaf blind coffin.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Why did the female frog buy ribbed lily pads?

Because she wanted her amphibious encounters to be "ribbit for her pleasure"!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Ehh it's no leno but what do you want from a computer I guess :effort:

Isko
May 20, 2008
I personally wouldn't feel too bad for killing them but I also grew up with a similar situation in Hawaii where it was (likely) much worse because there are no natural predators or competitors. I remember when I first started hearing them when I was a kid. (Coqui frogs in my case.) There were just a few at first but every year you could hear more an more until eventually in my teens it sounded like this every night:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-DeFADQZFA

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Get out there and start smashing them all with a shovel, its what australians have done for decades now

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
just wait until hurricane season so they all get blown away and then its minnesotas problem

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

May I have money!

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Ramrod Hotshot posted:

On the other hand it seems kind of hosed up to kill a frog.

Just channel Charlie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2MvHuflizQ

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm3hd1pxHME

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

This used to be a Jewish and Italian frog neighborhood, then the Cuban frogs came and all the old frogs moved to the Villages.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Season well, put 3-4 on a skewer and throw them on the barbecue.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


So what's the verdict OP? Will hell come to frog town?

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
got dis from da wiki

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Go frogge wild op

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Can you get a wildlife org to come and do it for you so you don't have to get frog bloody?

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
hey
op

leave them frogs alone

My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005

My Dad Nintendo fucked around with this message at 13:57 on Jun 13, 2023

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Genesplicer posted:

If you are serious about trying to control them, don't kill the adults. wait until they lay eggs, scoop out the eggs and dispose of them. This will eventually reduce the population.







Either that or introduce cane toads to the area.

Blow posted:

Bit of Cane Toad action tonight!

That's the first of the cunts I've seen this year.



Not my personal kill. I am not advocating animal cruelty.

Nice loving roads up here I must say.


Be still toad. :)

Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.
I believe merciless hostility towards immigrants is the American way, OP. Especially in places like Florida, so you can annihilate them with a clear conscience.

You fiend.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
I think ideally you should introduce an equally invasive predator to take care of them.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i am against frog murder

frogs are good guys

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009
OP should support the overthrow of the current frog regime and install a Cuban frog in the presidential tree that will be more amenable to the OP’s needs,

thomawesome
Jul 19, 2009
Yes. And the bufo toads while you're at it. Go hunting for pythons in the everglades after that.

Don't even get me started on melaleuca trees and Brazilian pepper.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Collect all the frogs, box em all up and mail them back to Cuba

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Infiltrate the frog’s society and seduce the Queen

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's like hunting land-based mammals in New Zealand. This is mass animal murder for the greater good.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


hey don't kill me bro i'm just a little frog dude
/

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The cold dead eyes of a psychopath.

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Don't say things about OP that you can't take back.


Go and get your gun, OP. Go on.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
This thread got me craving a frawg dawg

naem
May 29, 2011

Florida become a potent cocktail of invasive species vying for dominance just in time for global warming and the rise in sea levels to make the everglades stretch all the way to Canada

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





kill the cubans

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Still undecided on whether to become a frog murderer. For now I think having an invasive species in my yard doesn't seem as bad as having dying frogs in my fridge

god please help me
Jul 9, 2018
I LOVE GIVING MY TAX MONEY AND MY PERSONAL INCOME TO UKRAINE, SLAVA
Cuba is not sending its best. :(

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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Cuban frogs are a health risk, they will give you Havana syndrome.

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