Yes, Your Grace

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Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?

No flowers, send Stan NORTH, buy the medicine.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2023 20:46

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 09:32

Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?

Black Robe posted:

Accept the gold, kick out the drunk, give supplies to the village, lock up the conman and tell Ada we have him.

I concur with my black-robed colleague.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2023 15:00

Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?

Old Dress. It has seen better days, but then again, so have we. We are not yet ceding our throne to some puffy young prince, are we? Let the old things serve while they can.

Stan should go NORTH, for it is a hungry direction.

Rogue AI Goddess fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Aug 28, 2023

# ¿ Aug 28, 2023 15:55

Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?

Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

Yes... Umm... Sturdy walls, steel bard, a personal guard... Oh what.... There's nowhere to run!

# ¿ Sep 22, 2023 13:20

Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?

Buy drugs and send everyone else away.

Let's get the depression stage of grief out of the way.

# ¿ Oct 3, 2023 01:33

Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?

Tell the monster hunter about the monster. If he's the real deal, he should see through our test.

Toss a coin to the beggar. We are not so desperate for money (and if we were, we should've gotten into the dust trade).

Don't buy the magic lie-detecting cock. As the royal council, it is *our* job to tell truth from lies, and we should not outsource it to something straight out of Oglaf.

Finally, build a Stable so that we can have a Stable Economy.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2023 14:33

Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?

Pardon Jovan and put a pin in this precedent.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2023 20:45

Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?

*stares morosely at the soup*

So it has come to this. The King is trying to put his magic cock into all of our bodies.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2023 15:25

Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?

Bregor posted:

So if we're not feeding the army, and then all of a sudden we lose 23 troops... what happened to those soliders?

Hannibal to cannibal pipeline.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2023 17:13

Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?

Withhold pay. Cannibals are easier to deal with than creditors.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2023 00:59

Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?

A game of thrones? A game of shells!

None of the above.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2024 16:59

Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?

Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

I did panic a little when I saw the votes for no one early on.

Could've used his sprite without the head from that point on.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 14:18

Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?

The real Yes, Your Grace starts here.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2024 00:57

Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?

Send Hunter to the poet. With how things are going, a poem might be the only legacy we'll leave behind us.

Fix the trash cart. History teaches us that if the government doesn't handle garbage disposal, the mafia will step in to do it, and then it takes a century to reverse course.

Do not pay for soldiers. Speaking of historical lessons, it is known that mercenaries are either very capable people or not; if they are, we cannot rely upon them, for they will always aspire to their own greatness, either by oppressing us, their masters, or by oppressing others against our intentions; but if they are not capable people, they will generally ruin us.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2024 13:24

Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?

Do not build new fortifications. We can do that later.

Do not buy supplies. We are in a good position to grow our own.

Do not buy soldiers. We are in a good position to conscript our own.

Pay for a healer. Let a professional handle it. That itch sounds unpleasant and contagious, and an epidemic is the last thing we need during the siege.

Pay for stone transports. Let the professionals handle it.

Send Stan out to recruit. This is the part where we conscript our own.

# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 13:40

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 09:32

Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?

Do the ritual. Ivo already wants to burn us at stake for witchcraft, might as well give him a reason to.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 12:13

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