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Bless the wedding, it's not our duty to pay for parties Build the inn, we can tax it later Leave the dude locked up, he's only going to do something dumb and end up right back in there anyway Fix the pantry and the market stall, we need resources.
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Jun 19, 2023 14:51
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Ban the princess from visiting the market. (I think people missed that choice earlier in the post.) She needs to learn to stay put while things are so unsettled. Put the prisoner in the dungeons for now. Let's keep our options open. Depending on how cooperative he is, we can either execute him or let him go later. Give the peasant some money to find his child. The royal kids are immensely annoying but I'm sure we'd be devastated if any of them were missing. Send the general to help his lordship. He has a plan, let's hope it's a good one. Leave the theatre for now, we'll deal with it when there isn't a crisis going on or when we've got enough spare cash that it doesn't matter.
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Jul 2, 2023 20:29
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Wait, the gold was supposed to be compensation? I thought it was to help him hire people to find the kid, not us just being an asshat.
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Jul 7, 2023 13:16
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Sure, fix the theatre. His Majesty really needs to work on his communication skills. We can't give proper advice if we don't have all the information.
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Jul 8, 2023 09:42
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Well, if we are quite certain that His Majesty hasn't left out any important details this time...? Jolly good. Let us send supplies to both the villages in need. Send gold to the man wishing to build a tavern, I have a feeling we're all going to need plenty to drink. Take the gold loan, I'm sure nothing bad can come of this (and it won't be my kneecaps getting broken when it does....) Tell the child to play outside. 'Touching grass', I believe the youth call it.
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Jul 13, 2023 14:16
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TheDavies posted:Get a backup for the General, send our current General to investigate, buy fabrics, and invite Ada. Agreed on all counts.
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Jul 20, 2023 14:21
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jkq posted:Allow Asalia to train, she seemed interested in it, the King can spend some time with her in the future, and she can defend herself if she continues to sneak out of the castle. Win-win! Agreed on all points.
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Jul 28, 2023 14:34
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jkq posted:Do not buy the flowers yet, we should wait until the last minute, or they'll wilt and we'll look like idiots. This also gives us a chance to save up some money in the treasury. And kick the snake oil salesman out without buying his fake medicine. Talys will find ways to hate us even more when it inevitably doesn't work.
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Aug 6, 2023 09:07
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Most of these matters seem fairly obvious, really. Accept the gold, kick out the drunk, give supplies to the village, lock up the conman and tell Ada we have him.
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Aug 15, 2023 16:09
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...I suppose there is a poetry in taking gold from the tavern and giving it to a drunk who will then spend it in the tavern. It's recycling, in a sense.
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Aug 15, 2023 17:25
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Let us send the good General to the north. Better safe than sorry. Whilst I am (thankfully) not married myself, I was under the impression that the bride usually chooses her own dress...? Or at least tries them on beforehand to pick one that fits? I suppose we wish to look prosperous, but going into debt to fund a wedding seems foolish. The 'middle ground one' looks fine to me, although I am hardly an expert. I still do not trust that snake oil salesman, and since we are seeking a witch, we should hold on to the medicine and let her examine it. But it sounds like time is of the essence for this fellow; gold won't do him any good and we may not be able to find a healer in time, so let him test the medicine and hope for a good result. It can't make him any worse, after all. As for Lord Pietro, let us ask our new witch to examine him once we hire her. We can hardly lock up everyone who says anything negative about His Majesty... we don't have enough cells.
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Aug 25, 2023 12:43
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I don't know what you're all complaining about. As weddings go, this one was downright peaceful. No massacres. Only one casualty, and he might not even die! Oh, I could tell you stories...
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Sep 2, 2023 19:09
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In my defence, we did pay for some good wine.
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Sep 2, 2023 20:10
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Tell the peasant to go and look for his own son. If he'd done that instead of coming here to bother us he'd have found him by now, and we need our single agent and our gold too much. (Why we can't just send a couple of spare people to go and search is beyond me.) Get Stan to follow up on this letter. We need to resolve this so we can get our only ally back. Invite Lurs, hopefully we can sort him out quickly so we can gain a second ally.
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Sep 6, 2023 11:51
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Prioritise the training grounds. Put Pietro somewhere safe. Preferably somewhere your half-feral children can't find. Send supplies to the latest village disaster. Invite Lena and ask her what her price is, let's hold off on making a decision about the drug dealer for the moment.
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Sep 16, 2023 08:42
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Rocket Baby Dolls posted:
I try very hard not to think about it.
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Sep 20, 2023 08:52
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Must I remind you that one of these children may well be your Queen and ruler one day?
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Agree to the engagement, who knows what might happen between now and actually following through? We get some soldiers and we might get rid of another completely out of control princess. Send Stan to investigate the attacked village - as others have said, maybe we can work out how to stop this happening every single week, which would free him to dig further into this Etton mess. I suspect our financial situation is only going to get worse, but nonetheless, hold off on upgrades for now. Contact Noaksey and see what they want in exchange for more soldiers. There's still one remaining royal daughter. And her pet.
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Sep 24, 2023 09:26
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Invite Sir Friderick, this seems simple enough and we really could use Jovan's troops. Tell the gold diggers to get lost. I'd like a fistful of gold to buy a bigger house too but I'm not expecting anyone to hand it to me for no reason. Though one would think being a royal adviser might merit something. I cautiously sympathise with the odd tree-huggers, but I don't really see what we can do about a stream. Give them some money to get some outside aid, since we're not paying Stan this week. Ask the merchant to come back later and send Stan to Kaski to investigate. There seems to be a lot riding on this and we don't have all the facts yet.
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Sep 30, 2023 09:44
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Send Stan to Kaski, we need to start tying up loose ends before we lose track of all our ongoing projects. Summon Noaksey and see what he has to say about this mythical creature, for the same reason - and either we'll get a useful knight or a useful dragonslayer out of it. Maybe a good story, too. Tell the tavern owner to come back later. He can use some of his increased profits to hire his own guards if he's that bothered, but there's no need to upset anyone by refusing outright. 1g is a small price to pay for a day or two of peace and quiet, though what she expects it to do, I dread to think.
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Oct 8, 2023 10:08
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Oh, well done, Slaan. You upset the hedgehog who may or may not actually be some sort of voodoo demon. You've made a will, right?
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Oct 11, 2023 13:57
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Rocket Baby Dolls posted:
Oh, I didn't realise Ubisoft made this game. https://fxtwitter.com/sexy_riker/status/1712758417025110324
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Oct 16, 2023 13:30
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Good to see you haven't been eaten by a hedgehog yet, Slaan. Siding with this Noaksey gets us some men and supplies, but siding with Sir Friderick brings in Lord Jovan as well and we get more in the end. Let us do as Sir Friderick suggests. And let us once again kick the drunk beggar out. If he ever shows up sober, perhaps we may be more sympathetic. As for the, uh, magical lie-detecting cock....? Well, I've seen stranger things. And we've spent money on stupider things. Haggle down to 16 gold and buy the thing, there's a small chance it actually works and if it doesn't we can always gift it to someone.
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Oct 17, 2023 14:47
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Rogue AI Goddess posted:Finally, build a Stable so that we can have a Stable Economy. I support this too. Far be it for me to stand in the way of a good pun.
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Oct 18, 2023 14:59
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Rocket Baby Dolls posted:I can't believe that people are denying a steed for The Stabber! He can have one of Slaan's horses.
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Oct 18, 2023 17:44
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Aw, I hope the kiddo is okay.
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Oct 21, 2023 10:04
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No worries, self care comes first.
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Oct 28, 2023 10:00
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Bregor posted:Hand the prisoner over to Via Lyt. He serves no purpose snarling at us from his cage, and the gold and men would do well in our service. I will simply hope that Via Lyt is not too violent... Via Lyt... vio-lent... feh, merely a coincidence! I support these suggestions. I'm not sure why we would have to send Stan, specifically, to the tavern. A couple of burly soldiers on guard ought to have the same effect and I'm sure we could spare one or two. Ah well. Invite Masha, let's hope they want something quick to achieve since time is pressing.
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Nov 1, 2023 11:09
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...Slaan, did you hire someone to assassinate THE STABBER?
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Nov 8, 2023 20:55
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Sending a witch to investigate a mysterious hut in the woods sounds completely logical to me. The accusations against Sir Friderick are troubling, but the source is questionable, and frankly we can't afford to be anything but practical. Side with Sir Friderick, we get more men and supplies that way. Send supplies to the attacked village. Ask the mercenaries to return in two weeks, we can't really afford them right now. Invite Grego, then we'll know everyone's conditions for alliance and can sort out who we can get onside in the time left to us.
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Nov 9, 2023 11:10
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Have Alena study the phial, murder is important. Give the religious folks 18 gold for a small shrine, we only have one witch and finite gold but a bit of blessing never hurt anyone. Do nothing about Babushka, it seems a little unwise to persecute one witch when we have another working for us. Let Lurs keep trading with the Radovians. War never makes any drat sense anyway and life must go on. Find out what Grego wants from us, as I suggested last week.
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Nov 17, 2023 14:27
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Rocket Baby Dolls posted:I've just noticed the votes to ignore the child eating hag Given the description I'm skeptical that she exists. also there are too many drat children around here anyway
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Nov 17, 2023 17:23
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Pardon Jovan. It sounds like a duel of personal honour between two gentlemen and I'm inclined to leave it at that. Doubtless his wife is better off now. Give the painting to Grego. Once this war is done His Majesty may purchase a copy of the painting to replace it at his leisure. I don't recall refusing anyone the kind of aid they would need a sorcerer or a herbalist for, so tell the sorceror to go away. Tell the writer to sod off, our general has more important things to do. Send Stan to help repair the village, we need our gold but can still help. Mr Big Shot Writer can follow if he wants some free inspiration. Invite Masha to get this Jonas fellow out of the dungeon and out of our hair.
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Nov 24, 2023 14:42
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Ah, chicken soup. I hear it's good for the soul. Don't fire the cook, he had no way of knowing and it's all ended relatively well. Send Alena to look at this fog, I suspect it will be ordinary bandits or some such but better safe than sorry. As we have the money right now, pay for a healer to attend the idiot. We may end up needing him to testify in the future if we're really to sort out this Dust business and it won't do our reputation any harm to help him instead of leaving him to recover naturally. ...maybe some chicken soup would help? Invite Grego and check him off the list.
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Nov 30, 2023 15:02
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Tell Torlando to sod off Tell the merchant to sod off Invite Lena and see if we can make some progress there Send Stan to...  Tylka
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Dec 7, 2023 19:18
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Send Alena to a random village that hasn't been scouted yet, I agree with His Majesty that Jovan would have come to us himself if he needed aid - that is the point of an alliance, after all. Buy the supplies while we have the money. Invite Lena and try to make some progress.
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Dec 15, 2023 14:11
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The Drunken Pig? I didn't know they'd named a pub after Slaan 
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Dec 20, 2023 09:44
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Bregor posted:Invite Lady Lena to Grevno as she seems to have the most to discuss with His Grace. This sounds sensible. I'm still not convinced there's a monster behind this, though - would such a creature hire horsemen? Slaan posted:Now then, Black Robe. Draw your rapier, I shall scar your face in combat to punish you for your insolence!  I'll try and make room in my busy schedule for that entertainment. Watch out for royal pets in the meantime. Hisser has bigger teeth than Stabber did.
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Dec 23, 2023 09:21
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Send Stan to fight the bandits Tell the fortune teller to sod off Send Alena to Belka Invite Via Lyt to talk about the investigation
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Send Alena to check out the gale. Or just get Slaan to stop generating quite so much wind. I'd be happy to tell our drug peddling friend to reap what he has sown, but his daughter doesn't deserve to be caught up in this. I suppose we have to pay his debt but let us make it very clear he owes the crown. And speak to Jovan, I suppose, since we have no use for Grego and apparently nobody else knows anything about anything.
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