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There's a big vacuum right outside the window. Just hook up a hose
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TotalLossBrain posted:There's a big vacuum right outside the window. Just hook up a hose
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That's would be great to see in some space-comedy show. Just a janitor wandering around cleaning up with a vacuum hose, zoom out the view to see it trailing onto a duct-taped port clumsily punched in an exterior window
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Mar 28, 2024 23:15
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You should see the toilets flush
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Remember when Boeing had a dude killed? Did that matter?
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wash bucket posted:Remember when Boeing had a dude killed? Did that matter? no the guy suddenly became extremely suicidal on the last day of his whistleblower trial. these things happen
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How does an airline contract a hitman? Brad Pitt movie energy. Boeing Down
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Outrail posted:How does an airline contract a hitman? Brad Pitt movie energy. They put his family on a 737 max.
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Max Legroom
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Salt Fish posted:They put his family on a 737 max. Agent 747
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bossy lady posted:Agent 747 
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Google has started bugging me about linked services. Just gently caress off and die.
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Convex posted:I always wonder how they kept the carpets so clean, you never saw anyone with a vacuum cleaner. There's a line about the ship cleaning itself at one point. There's a bit in Discovery where someone has the cliche angry public breakdown and knocks over a bunch of tables and then later on when they've calmed down and are talking it out we see a bunch of lil drones popping out and picking up the tables and chairs and neatly putting them all back in place. MikeJF fucked around with this message at 13:08 on Mar 29, 2024 |
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MikeJF posted:I dunno, when it comes to driving controls TNG were unfortunately pretty prescient. i would argue this is because we have a world where designers legit designed towards this idealized future because they liked the look of it. like how tablet technology was inspired by the touchscreen poo poo in TNG.
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StrangersInTheNight posted:i would argue this is because we have a world where designers legit designed towards this idealized future because they liked the look of it. like how tablet technology was inspired by the touchscreen poo poo in TNG. Wheres my holodeck gently caress machine?
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Mar 29, 2024 13:57
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Amazon has suddenly decided to endlessly advertise twitch titty streams to me?? Like I'm some 18 year old straight kid instead of a middle aged married gay man? I've started clicking "not interested" to at least thirty of these loving things and every day somehow there is another girl in a bikini doing a "stretching stream." It also somehow thinks I have a dog and speaks Spanish! What on Earth. I thought these mega corporations were supposed to know everything about us. This is how I find out my neighbors are stealing my WiFi isn't it?
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BigHead posted:Amazon has suddenly decided to endlessly advertise twitch titty streams to me?? Like I'm some 18 year old straight kid instead of a middle aged married gay man? I've started clicking "not interested" to at least thirty of these loving things and every day somehow there is another girl in a bikini doing a "stretching stream." It also somehow thinks I have a dog and speaks Spanish! What on Earth. Take your dog for a walk and touch some grass hombre. Outrail fucked around with this message at 14:42 on Mar 29, 2024 |
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Mar 29, 2024 14:39
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I doubt “not interested” means they will show you less
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BigHead posted:Amazon has suddenly decided to endlessly advertise twitch titty streams to me?? Like I'm some 18 year old straight kid instead of a middle aged married gay man? I've started clicking "not interested" to at least thirty of these loving things and every day somehow there is another girl in a bikini doing a "stretching stream." It also somehow thinks I have a dog and speaks Spanish! What on Earth. I have some bad news about your husband...
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Mar 29, 2024 15:28
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euphronius posted:I doubt “not interested” means they will show you less I don't even click on those because then it at least knows that I've seen the ad.
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Mar 29, 2024 19:42
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Sometimes they'll be using the moment of your mouse and the timings of your scrolling to figure out how your attention moved across the page so they know when you got grabbed anyway.
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so is twitch like the wheel of pain from conan except for work safe pornography?
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Everything is either the wheel of pain or the tree of woe
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Mar 29, 2024 20:47
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MikeJF posted:Sometimes they'll be using the moment of your mouse and the timings of your scrolling to figure out how your attention moved across the page so they know when you got grabbed anyway. they 1000% are doing stuff like this
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Mar 29, 2024 20:54
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Advertisers literally paying for eyeballs on their ads by the millisecond based on eyeball movements
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lazy eye people getting ads for clocks
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Everything is either the wheel of pain or the tree of woe 
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BigHead posted:Amazon has suddenly decided to endlessly advertise twitch titty streams to me?? Like I'm some 18 year old straight kid instead of a middle aged married gay man? I've started clicking "not interested" to at least thirty of these loving things and every day somehow there is another girl in a bikini doing a "stretching stream." It also somehow thinks I have a dog and speaks Spanish! What on Earth. Your husband is cheating on you with a Spanish-speaking physical therapist chick with like five dogs. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
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Outrail posted:Advertisers literally paying for eyeballs on their ads by the millisecond based on eyeball movements most social and messaging apps on your phone request permission to the camera, not that theyd necessarily need it to figure out what your are interested in looking at. in theory the phone will show you when the camera is in use but i find it highly dubious to claim there arent ways around disabling the indicator somehow or using the other face-id related sensors instead of the main cameras etc
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StrangersInTheNight posted:i would argue this is because we have a world where designers legit designed towards this idealized future because they liked the look of it. like how tablet technology was inspired by the touchscreen poo poo in TNG. I'm 10,000% sure Alexa exists entirely because somebody wanted to finally make "Computer, do {such and such thing}" a reality.
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MikeJF posted:Sometimes they'll be using the moment of your mouse and the timings of your scrolling to figure out how your attention moved across the page so they know when you got grabbed anyway. I'm fairly sure this is why the entire internet is convinced I will buy harry potter things. i went for a piss while a harry potter advert was on screen on facebook maybe 10 years ago and a good 30-40% of ads I see when I'm not in incognito mode are harry potter related. I've never read any of the books, seen any of the films or played any of the videogames and I have no intention of changing any of these things
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BigHead posted:Amazon has suddenly decided to endlessly advertise twitch titty streams to me?? Like I'm some 18 year old straight kid instead of a middle aged married gay man? I've started clicking "not interested" to at least thirty of these loving things and every day somehow there is another girl in a bikini doing a "stretching stream." It also somehow thinks I have a dog and speaks Spanish! What on Earth. I think you're seriously overestimating the age of the target audience for those streams.
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thathonkey posted:i find it highly dubious to claim there arent ways around disabling the indicator somehow or using the other face-id related sensors instead of the main cameras etc
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This video was, artistically, fascinating to me so I needed to go watch it. Unfortunately I forgot to turn on private browsing, and it infected my homepage faster than a zombie virus. https://twitter.com/sugarsmorecake/status/1773063013748068691 My recommendations are now this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3pwDacNvAQ Turn on private browsing to be able to appreciate how every single commenter seems to be AI
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Quote-Unquote posted:I'm fairly sure this is why the entire internet is convinced I will buy harry potter things. i went for a piss while a harry potter advert was on screen on facebook maybe 10 years ago and a good 30-40% of ads I see when I'm not in incognito mode are harry potter related. I've never read any of the books, seen any of the films or played any of the videogames and I have no intention of changing any of these things Grandma giving you rocketship themed presents since your 8th birthday because you said the stars look cool that one time.
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I bought some oscar mayer hotdogs today. They stopped including a zip-lock on all of the packages. First the hot pocket sleeve and now this.
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FalconImpala posted:This video was, artistically, fascinating to me so I needed to go watch it. Unfortunately I forgot to turn on private browsing, and it infected my homepage faster than a zombie virus. Contains no upbeat bossa nova... Voted 2
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FalconImpala posted:This video was, artistically, fascinating to me so I needed to go watch it. So that cognitohazard sign that's been designed for sci fi stuff? Yeah, it's not just needed fictionally any more
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I only joke as a way to mask my constant pain and horror at the world. I may laugh when I say it's dangerous, but I do believe that it is genuinely dangerous - it is no different than giving a cocaine button to a lab rat, the scientifically designed way that video hits all the buttons in a developing brain will make an infant ignore actual real world development and interpersonal bonding because it won't provide anywhere near the same return on dopamine hit per effort given
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big mean giraffe posted:Pretty low bar (HEB is mid and I'm tired of pretending it's not just because Texas people refuse to shut up about it) your opinion is valid, and I don't "refuse to shut up about it"
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