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I had the most painful headache in my entire life about 7 hours ago. It felt like a cold metal bar slicing through my temples. The pain was so intense that I had to stop immediately. I lost my vision for a moment. My head is still throbbing but at least more dulled. I can’t sleep and the Tylenol ain’t doing it’s thing. I looked it up and I guess this is a thing that some people get? It could also be a result of my hosed up kidneys not processing toxins right. Anyone else having their sexy times rudely interrupted?
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Jun 16, 2023 10:08
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Sounds like you got two kinds of strokes at once, op In all seriousness, may want to get real medical attention in case of aneurysm or stroke. This exact thing happened to an acquaintance Phraggah fucked around with this message at 10:18 on Jun 16, 2023 |
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Jun 16, 2023 10:15
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It's herpes op
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Jun 16, 2023 10:15
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Had your blood pressure checked lately, OP? If it's abnormally high at resting, the exertion of sex can send it through the roof.
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Jun 16, 2023 10:21
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defo a brain aneurysm OP, my goondolences to you
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Jun 16, 2023 10:28
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My hand cramps and sometimes the fake nails fall off. If I thought I was going to die every time I mashed bits with my partner, I'd probably go to a doctor. I dunno man, it's totally up to you but I think that's why they're there.
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Jun 16, 2023 10:28
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Check your blood pressure and be amazed
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Jun 16, 2023 11:48
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This happened to "a friend" and you should probably go see a doctor before your brain aneurysm kills you
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Jun 16, 2023 11:58
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Sounds very dangerous op, you should see a doctor ASAP
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Jun 16, 2023 12:59
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You should consult a mirror to verify if there really isnt a metal bar penetrating your head OP. maybe your partner wanted to basic instinct you.
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Jun 16, 2023 13:12
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N. Senada posted:I had the most painful headache in my entire life about 7 hours ago. It felt like a cold metal bar slicing through my temples. The pain was so intense that I had to stop immediately. I lost my vision for a moment. My head is still throbbing but at least more dulled. Were you straining really hard? It's called a primary exertion headache.
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Jun 16, 2023 13:51
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You are allergic to slamming ham OP sorry.
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Jun 16, 2023 14:28
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owned, op
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Jun 16, 2023 14:58
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Tarkus posted:Were you straining really hard? It's called a primary exertion headache. Those motion controlled sex games for the Wii are death traps
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Jun 16, 2023 15:12
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Have you watched Ted lasso in the last day because that will split your head
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Jun 16, 2023 15:14
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Icochet posted:Those motion controlled sex games for the Wii are death traps
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Jun 16, 2023 15:17
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drat, that sounds like one hell of an orgasm  No, but seriously, I don't know whether or not it was a seizure, but the pain & throbbing that OTC pain meds doesn't help sounds like post-seizure symptoms. The intensity & suddenness of the pain, in addition to the loss of vision, sound more serious than a seizure tbh, I'm just saying -- the post-symptoms indicate (at least to me, a non-doctor in all fairness) some sort of actual brain problem occurred.
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Jun 16, 2023 15:22
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What was his name op?
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Jun 16, 2023 15:22
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YeahTubaMike posted:some sort of actual brain problem occurred.
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Jun 16, 2023 15:24
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wait is the OP blaming this headache on having never gotten laid? fuckin sad.
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Jun 16, 2023 15:30
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You shouldn't have sex OP because you might accidentally make ugly offspring
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Jun 16, 2023 15:32
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If you accidentally kill yourself having sex, you were probably doing it wrong
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Jun 16, 2023 15:36
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Could be coital cephalalgia, which presents the same way as an aneurysm but is benign. It's caused by spasms in the blood vessels at the base of the skull and can be treated by some generic meds. Ask me how I know. Alternatively it could be an aneurysm. As others have said, go to a doctor. Pro-tip: the phrase "worst headache of my life" in this context will get you priority diamond elite boarding privileges at the ER.
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Jun 16, 2023 15:43
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If you die during sex you die in real life
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Jun 16, 2023 15:43
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The body cannot live without cumming
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Jun 17, 2023 00:13
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when ur heads explodin but she keep suckin
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Jun 17, 2023 00:15
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I don't think this is what the monks who developed that technique were talking about
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Jun 17, 2023 00:19
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Serious answer as far as interruptions go I had a fissure once that left me tapping out. Limped away, thought I'd rather die.
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Jun 17, 2023 00:22
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unexplained sudden severe pain in the head that lasts hours and blurs your vision is probably nothing to worry about op
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Jun 17, 2023 00:26
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Someone could assassinate OP just by jerking him off
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Jun 17, 2023 00:29
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I’ve been at the hospital for the last 9 hours, got a cat scan, mri, and lumbar puncture. It’s been a real lovely day. Hopefully find out soon if it’s a real bad thing or just sex headache. Thx for the goons encouraging me to seek help. Growing up in poverty where you’re taught to “tough it out” is a hell of a thing.
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Jun 17, 2023 02:14
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrb2Oc6naDI
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Jun 17, 2023 02:19
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Hope you’re doing ok OP. I informed Senad of your predicament and he took a long thoughtful drag off his smoke and said “Ya….is no good.”
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Jun 17, 2023 02:27
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I'm hoping for the best, OP.
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Jun 17, 2023 02:36
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N. Senada posted:I’ve been at the hospital for the last 9 hours, got a cat scan, mri, and lumbar puncture. It’s been a real lovely day. Hopefully find out soon if it’s a real bad thing or just sex headache. They piped music into my MRI but there were full-on ads played in it. Not a radio feed, some shitbird paid to have ads put into the hospital’s MRI and they were like “hell yeah”.
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Jun 17, 2023 02:42
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N. Senada posted:I’ve been at the hospital for the last 9 hours, got a cat scan, mri, and lumbar puncture. It’s been a real lovely day. Hopefully find out soon if it’s a real bad thing or just sex headache. OP did the doctors at least help you complete that nut? regardless of what's going on with your brain, having an unbusted nut can't be good.
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Jun 17, 2023 02:48
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N. Senada posted:I’ve been at the hospital for the last 9 hours, got a cat scan, mri, and lumbar puncture. It’s been a real lovely day. Hopefully find out soon if it’s a real bad thing or just sex headache. Hope you figure out what's up! 😊
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Jun 17, 2023 02:50
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Serious_Cyclone posted:They piped music into my MRI but there were full-on ads played in it. Not a radio feed, some shitbird paid to have ads put into the hospital’s MRI and they were like “hell yeah”. Lol, they gave me ear plugs and ear muffs and a mirror lens that was looking at a lone monitor showing a video of water streaming.
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Jun 17, 2023 02:51
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Good news everyone, I don’t have a brain clot or aneurysm. Likeliest case is that my kidney’s poo poo functioning skyrocketed my blood pressure and the exertion of sex just set me over the edge. I get to go home! Gonna celebrate my huge new medical bill by buying a new avatar because my current one is dog poo poo.
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Jun 17, 2023 02:55
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My tadpoles have unionised, on squart strike until I bring conditions up to contracted standard. What I'm saying is that my peripheral circulation bestows an undead micropeen, shyly tucked away between sack and thigh, grey-green-purple colouration effectively camouflages the titchy dingus against the furry mottled backdrop of candid undercarriage. E: Mr Sinatra, that's fantastic news! Mechanical Pencil fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Jun 17, 2023 |
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