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N. Senada posted:Good news everyone, I don’t have a brain clot or aneurysm. Likeliest case is that my kidney’s poo poo functioning skyrocketed my blood pressure and the exertion of sex just set me over the edge. Hooray!
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let this be a lesson to anyone out there who considers having sex
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Mozi posted:let this be a lesson to anyone out there who considers having sex Yes, no good cums from it!
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Jun 17, 2023 03:07
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op, tell your partner the doctor suggested you try again to see if it's repeatable
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Jun 17, 2023 03:10
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Congrats on the almost sex and not-almost death OP
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Jun 17, 2023 03:49
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Chinatown posted:You are allergic to slamming ham OP sorry.
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Jun 17, 2023 03:53
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Mechanical Pencil posted:My tadpoles have unionised, on squart strike until I bring conditions up to contracted standard. Just in case anyone missed it, I require dog pile shaming for this post and many others, I get off on it. Tell me I'm a rotten nogoodnik, threaten me with the porridge spoon, but pwease don't be too mean 
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Jun 17, 2023 06:45
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la petite pre-mort
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Try mixing in a glass of water every once in a while in between the Monsters and Polar Pops and your kidneys will be more cooperative.
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Szyznyk posted:Try mixing in a glass of water every once in a while in between the Monsters and Polar Pops and your kidneys will be more cooperative. Coffee is a kind of water, yes?
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Jun 17, 2023 16:30
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OP isn't dead. Confirmed, hasn't had sex today.
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Jun 17, 2023 16:32
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This happened to me. It's real. The internet assured me that i was either dying or it's totally fine, whichever. It went away after about a week but even though it felt like being stabbed directly in the top of my brain every time i nutted i never stopped nutting
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Jun 17, 2023 17:53
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God drat it hurt though. Such an intense pain, completely shocking and very weirdly localized to an area that i know and understand is not capable of feeling pain, that of the brain directly beneath the gentle depression where my soft spot once was. Do you know what it's like to be completely sure you're going to die with a boner and a sad little dribble of jizz gluing your pubis to the carpet? DO YOU
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My dad got drunk one morning and ate toxic waste, so i was born with my nuts smack in the middle of my skull. When I cum a little vacuum forms in my head and it makes a disgusting moist sound
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