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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Car told me the key fob needed it's battery replaced. I being the super genius figured oh sure thing I'll figure this out, I managed to get to valet key out of it. I shouldn't have to look up how to replace a battery. I mean I suppose I didn't this time as someone else did for me but still that's very lame. Also maybe use a triple A instead of CRwhatever. No? Okay great at least you warned me about the battery before it died so good job.

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

oh

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
No offense OP but this is a loving boring thread and you're a very loving boring person.

No offense though

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Mega64 posted:

No offense OP but this is a loving boring thread and you're a very loving boring person.

No offense though

Rocco!!!!!

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Mega64 posted:

No offense OP but this is a loving boring thread and you're a very loving boring person.

No offense though

I'm suspicious that you actually meant offense.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just use a hammer next time op

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
This is a new low op.

How the mediocre have fallen :(

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I care about the environment too much to know what any of the OP means

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
This could have been a single post in the Friday thread.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Frogs don't even have tits.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




hate to say it but :gas:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Duck and Cover posted:

Car told me the key fob needed it's battery replaced. I being the super genius figured oh sure thing I'll figure this out, I managed to get to valet key out of it. I shouldn't have to look up how to replace a battery. I mean I suppose I didn't this time as someone else did for me but still that's very lame. Also maybe use a triple A instead of CRwhatever. No? Okay great at least you warned me about the battery before it died so good job.

Is this just a story, or do you want us to tell you how to change the battery in your key?

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Mechanic noticed my fob battery was dead and replaced it, charged me $100 for an hours labour to do it. I didn't ask him to do it. I was moving that day and needed the vehicle on the road immediately. That ducking crook.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




should've popped the battery out and handed it back for a refund

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
See, my story has a villain and a few lessons to learn from it. You're about as useful as the head on a sex doll aincha boy?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Bad Purchase posted:

should've popped the battery out and handed it back for a refund

Weird. That's what the doctor told my mom

Noise Complaint
Sep 27, 2004

Who could be scared of a Jeffrey?
duck and cover and the mysterious low energy posting

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Noise Complaint posted:

duck and cover and the mysterious low energy posting

at least he's trying. more effort than I do most of the week.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
If your car has push button start if the fob battery dies you can push the button with the fob itself to start the car. Just a little car tip to keep you all on the road getting things done.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i think u gotta take it to the dealership and ghive them like $5000 to replace the battery hth op

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Charles Bukowski posted:

Frogs don't even have tits.

Alex Jones disagrees.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Dont
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyLqWk9C4ZA

Lusty Grundles
Jun 9, 2023

I'm about 60% sure Duck and Cover has a serious amount of dirt on one or multiple admins here.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Noise Complaint posted:

duck and cover and the mysterious low energy posting

Yes, be careful Duck and Cover, you don't want to become a dollar store Duck and Cover.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Charles Bukowski posted:

Frogs don't even have tits.

Be a lot cooler if they did

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Lusty Grundles posted:

I'm about 60% sure Duck and Cover has a serious amount of dirt on one or multiple admins here.

That may or may not be true but I don't know what that has to do with this world class thread.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Charles Bukowski posted:

Frogs don't even have tits.

Sounds like YOU haven’t discovered the miracle of My Hero Academia

feverish and oversexed
Mar 9, 2007

I LOVE the galley!
Is this the culture? :allears:

Lusty Grundles
Jun 9, 2023

Duck and Cover posted:

That may or may not be true but I don't know what that has to do with this world class thread.
I mean... yeah OK, that's fair.

I wish you and your thread well.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Lusty Grundles posted:

I mean... yeah OK, that's fair.

I wish you and your thread well.

Don't take poo poo from him. Be a man! Or a woman. Doesn't matter. Don't take poo poo from them

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

They're such a dumb battery that they use them in hearing aids and gun sights

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

satanic splash-back posted:

They're such a dumb battery that they use them in hearing aids and gun sights

What was that? Speak up, Son

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Nooner posted:

i think u gotta take it to the dealership and ghive them like $5000 to replace the battery hth op

love u bb

Lusty Grundles
Jun 9, 2023

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Don't take poo poo from him. Be a man! Or a woman. Doesn't matter. Don't take poo poo from them
Yeah, you know what?

Hey, Duck... STICK IT UP YOUR BUTT

Man that was a rush. Anyone got an inhaler?

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Lusty Grundles posted:

Yeah, you know what?

Hey, Duck... STICK IT UP YOUR BUTT

Man that was a rush. Anyone got an inhaler?

stick it up your butt is funny thing to say.

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