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i tried to summon a demon and went through an extremely long and painful process to get it done, i was hoping to like pledge allegiance for cool powers or wealth or something but i just ended up with one named jennifer who’s just pretty good at making coffee. like it’s nice and all but i don’t know i could’ve just spent all that time and all those resources studying the occult and maybe just bought an espresso machine or something. really feels like i low rolled here guys
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Jun 21, 2023 10:45
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"enjoying the summer weather, starbucks jennifer?" i ask just before starbucks jennifer transmutes my blood to steamed milk |
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Jun 21, 2023 13:30
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She's over it, she cannot take no more yeah Don't wanna quit but that's a pretty nice door yeah I got a bed, it really cost a fortune I go away and it's too big without you You've got it good, you know how good we've got it You've got it bad, you know how bad we've got it --Starbucks Jennifer
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