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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Wife Alice comes back from the shelter with a tabby instead of the ragdoll that she and husband Tom agreed on. Tom says Alice you need to go back and make an exchange. Alice says "a cat is a cat". Tom points to a lion on the TV playing a nature show. He says "he's also a cat, would you go pet that?.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Jun 17, 2023

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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Actually I'm rather proud of the above. Therr are lairs to it being bad.

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Why did Tom prefer an American shorthair to a British shorthair? There was not enough tea in the house.

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
A balloon full of cannabis enthusiasts needed to descend right away. They had gotten too high

Schweinhund

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
A man wearing a 10 gallon hat walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why are you wearing a 10 gallon hat?" And the man says. "Where do you expect me to wear it, on my elbow?"

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