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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Original Series. White guy.
The Animated Series. White guy. Animated so maybe count it or not whatever.
The Next Generation. White guy.
Deep Space 9. Black guy.
Voyager. White lady.
Enterprise. White guy.
Short Treks. Who cares I'm not watching that.
Picard. I don't know yet. Imdb has a listing for a captain that from what I can tell qualifies as white guy.
Star Trek Prodigy. I don't know.
Lower Decks. Black lady. It is however an animated show so I'm not sure if I really want to count it.
Strange New Worlds. White guy.

Oh should I count the movies? I think the answer is white guy for all of them.

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DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

Duck and Cover posted:

Original Series. White guy.
The Animated Series. White guy. Animated so maybe count it or not whatever.
The Next Generation. White guy.
Deep Space 9. Black guy.
Voyager. White lady.
Enterprise. White guy.
Short Treks. Who cares I'm not watching that.
Picard. I don't know yet. Imdb has a listing for a captain that from what I can tell qualifies as white guy.
Star Trek Prodigy. I don't know.
Lower Decks. Black lady. It is however an animated show so I'm not sure if I really want to count it.
Strange New Worlds. White guy.

Oh should I count the movies? I think the answer is white guy for all of them.

Sulu was a captain in 6. I think the black guy who dies at the beginning of wrath of kahn was a captain?

e: He was indeed - Captain Clark Terrell of the USS Reliant.

DickParasite fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Jun 18, 2023

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

How about that pepper cannon tho

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
There was the airbud cross over where the captain was a labrador but I'm not sure if that's cannon.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

dr_rat posted:

There was the airbud cross over where the captain was a labrador but I'm not sure if that's cannon.

it is to me

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

would be nice if you diversified into some posts worth reading, OP

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

People like pictures op, for instance, pictures of pepper cannons

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Smugworth posted:

People like pictures op, for instance, pictures of pepper cannons

oh. I would like a picture of a pepper cannon

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52o1d7XPni0

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

The best series had a black captain. Unfortunately it was the best series because of a couple of grey bumpy dudes.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Not what I asked for, but pretty loving funny

Did you guys know that J-Lo was a fly girl?

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Captain Sisko: Jambalaya, Baseball.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

bossy lady posted:

Captain Sisko: Jambalaya, Baseball.

Captain Sisko loving rules

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
All the lady captains crash the spaceships cause women can't drive XD

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nooner posted:

All the lady captains crash the spaceships cause women can't drive XD

Who? The only one I can think of is Picard. When He crashed the Enterprise in "Generations"

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
One of them got lost on a simple straight line trip between A and B.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Funky See Funky Do posted:

One of them got lost on a simple straight line trip between A and B.

you know space has three dimensions, right?

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
discovery has a black lady captain op. also michelle yeoh

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Beeftweeter posted:

discovery has a black lady captain op. also michelle yeoh

loving wild that two ladies named Michelle have worked on the Enterprise

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you know space has three dimensions, right?

Yes and it's that very fact that allows travel between any two points to happen in a completely straight line.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Captain James T. Kirk - Star Trek: The Original Series (white)
Captain James T. Kirk - Star Trek: The Animated Series (white)
Captain Jean-Luc Picard - Star Trek: The Next Generation (white)
Captain Benjamin Sisko - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (black)
Captain Kathryn Janeway - Star Trek: Voyager (white)
Captain Jonathan Archer - Star Trek: Enterprise (white)
Captain Christopher Pike - Star Trek: The Original Series (white)
Captain Georgiou - Star Trek: Discovery (asian)
Captain Lorca - Star Trek: Discovery (white)
Captain Saru - Star Trek: Discovery (alien, white)
Captain Pike - Star Trek: Discovery and Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (white)
Captain Carol Freeman: Star Trek Lower Decks (black)
Technically Star Treks: Prodigy doesn't have a captain.
Acting Captain Spock - Star Trek: The Original Series (alien, jew)
Acting Captain William Riker - Star Trek: The Next Generation and Star Trek: Picard (white)
Acting Captain Data - Star Trek: The Next Generation and Star Trek: Picard (robot, white)
Acting Captain Worf - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (alien, black)
Acting Captain Ezri Dax - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (white)
Acting Captain Tuvok - Star Trek: Voyager (alien, black)
Acting Captain Chakotay - Star Trek: Voyager (native american, mexican)
Acting Captain Harry Kim - Star Trek: Voyager (asian)
Acting Captain Hikaru Sulu - Star Trek: Voyager (asian)

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
definitely don't watch discovery if you want to see michelle yeoh as a captain though, she's only in a handful of episodes

just don't watch discovery at all tbh, it's not good

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Yes and it's that very fact that allows travel between any two points to happen in a completely straight line.

gravity makes things weird about it tho

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Windows 98 posted:

Captain James T. Kirk - Star Trek: The Original Series (white)
Captain James T. Kirk - Star Trek: The Animated Series (white)
Captain Jean-Luc Picard - Star Trek: The Next Generation (white)
Captain Benjamin Sisko - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (black)
Captain Kathryn Janeway - Star Trek: Voyager (white)
Captain Jonathan Archer - Star Trek: Enterprise (white)
Captain Christopher Pike - Star Trek: The Original Series (white)
Captain Georgiou - Star Trek: Discovery (asian)
Captain Lorca - Star Trek: Discovery (white)
Captain Saru - Star Trek: Discovery (alien, white)
Captain Pike - Star Trek: Discovery and Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (white)
Captain Carol Freeman: Star Trek Lower Decks (black)
Technically Star Treks: Prodigy doesn't have a captain.
Acting Captain Spock - Star Trek: The Original Series (alien, jew)
Acting Captain William Riker - Star Trek: The Next Generation and Star Trek: Picard (white)
Acting Captain Data - Star Trek: The Next Generation and Star Trek: Picard (robot, white)
Acting Captain Worf - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (alien, black)
Acting Captain Ezri Dax - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (white)
Acting Captain Tuvok - Star Trek: Voyager (alien, black)
Acting Captain Chakotay - Star Trek: Voyager (native american, mexican)
Acting Captain Harry Kim - Star Trek: Voyager (asian)
Acting Captain Hikaru Sulu - Star Trek: Voyager (asian)

lol everyone forgets burnham

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


captains log haha

like a turd lmao

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Beeftweeter posted:

lol everyone forgets burnham

I tend to ignore women who are always crying

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Windows 98 posted:

I tend to ignore women who are always crying

kinda weird and gross that you specified leonard nemoy is a jew

and even assuming it isn't some sort of dogwhistle, not william shatner or jason isaacs?

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
sorry. I will hand over my mezuzah and bubby's matzos ball soup recipe at the nearest Jew Department for not making the same joke three times.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Windows 98 posted:

Captain James T. Kirk - Star Trek: The Original Series (white)
Captain James T. Kirk - Star Trek: The Animated Series (white)
Captain Jean-Luc Picard - Star Trek: The Next Generation (white)
Captain Benjamin Sisko - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (black)
Captain Kathryn Janeway - Star Trek: Voyager (white)
Captain Jonathan Archer - Star Trek: Enterprise (white)
Captain Christopher Pike - Star Trek: The Original Series (white)
Captain Georgiou - Star Trek: Discovery (asian)
Captain Lorca - Star Trek: Discovery (white)
Captain Saru - Star Trek: Discovery (alien, white)
Captain Pike - Star Trek: Discovery and Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (white)
Captain Carol Freeman: Star Trek Lower Decks (black)
Technically Star Treks: Prodigy doesn't have a captain.
Acting Captain Spock - Star Trek: The Original Series (alien, jew)
Acting Captain William Riker - Star Trek: The Next Generation and Star Trek: Picard (white)
Acting Captain Data - Star Trek: The Next Generation and Star Trek: Picard (robot, white)
Acting Captain Worf - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (alien, black)
Acting Captain Ezri Dax - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (white)
Acting Captain Tuvok - Star Trek: Voyager (alien, black)
Acting Captain Chakotay - Star Trek: Voyager (native american, mexican)
Acting Captain Harry Kim - Star Trek: Voyager (asian)
Acting Captain Hikaru Sulu - Star Trek: Voyager (asian)

Yeah this is a good effort post but it does make it look more diverse than reality. Lots of acting captains not many actual captains. I stopped watching/don't remember (spores) Discovery did they change captain or do they just show up for like an episode or so? Which doesn't really count.

edit: Except the jew comment, that was a weird attempted joke or something.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Jun 18, 2023

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Duck and Cover posted:

Yeah this is a good effort post but it does make it look more diverse than reality. Lots of acting captains not many actual captains. I stopped watching/don't remember (spores) Discovery did they change captain or do they just show up for like an episode or so? Which doesn't really count.

star trek is the sci-fi version of this song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdz5kCaCRFM

GundamHealer
Jul 23, 2022

Ummm, according to the Pakleds the captain of the Cerritos is actually Janeway.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

GundamHealer posted:

Ummm, according to the Pakleds the captain of the Cerritos is actually Janeway.

Yeah but how big is the hat?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Duck and Cover posted:

Yeah but how big is the hat?

pretty loving big

GundamHealer
Jul 23, 2022

It’s a very large hat

GundamHealer
Jul 23, 2022

I would work for Carol Freeman honestly

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

istewart posted:

would be nice if you diversified into some posts worth reading, OP

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


im white but im not a captain. or in star trek.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

flubber nuts posted:

im white but im not a captain. or in star trek.

I’m white and a captain but it’s captain of a lovely ore freighter hauling ore out of a Bolian penal mining planet.

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Which was Captain Dan's ship?

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Who? The only one I can think of is Picard. When He crashed the Enterprise in "Generations"

Troi was driving. :xd:

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