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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Edmund Sparkler posted:

Troi was driving. :xd:

Goddammit Wesley!

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Disco Godfather
May 31, 2011

I don't know my Star Trek lore, but is Space Commander higher rank than captain?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

a captain gets up in that space but a space commander gets up in that space’s head

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Captain Sisko beat my rear end to the floor for using the Holodeck to screen Passion of the Christ

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

he was right to do it

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
More like James T. JERK!!!

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

lmao

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Szyznyk posted:

The best series had a black captain. Unfortunately it was the best series because of a Changeling and a Ferengi.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

QUARK!!!!!!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Is it wrong that when I see a show with Scott Bakula, I think "oh hey it's the Star Trek guy"?

naem
May 29, 2011

Edward Mass posted:

Is it wrong that when I see a show with Scott Bakula, I think "oh hey it's the Star Trek guy"?

no this is mandatory for all actors and actresses who have ever been on star trek

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Cisco wasn't a captain

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Benjamin Lafayette "Jambalaya" Sisko

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Edward Mass posted:

Is it wrong that when I see a show with Scott Bakula, I think "oh hey it's the Star Trek guy"?

If you were too young to have watched Quantum Leap, sure.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

ikanreed posted:

Cisco wasn't a captain

Shut the gently caress up.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Duck and Cover posted:

Shut the gently caress up.

Oh did your awful wife also die at wolf 359?

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
There was that Indian guy who was captain of a ship in ST4 that got drained by the space sausage.

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.
There's an episode of Voyager in which Geordi LaForge is a captain, but he only has fifteen seconds of screen time. I do remember it being a good episode, in part because--

wait, this thread is a nerd trap, isn't it.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I'm a Star Trek captain IRL AMA

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

Very funny scotty now beam down my pants

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Sophy Wackles posted:

I'm a Star Trek captain IRL AMA

Please don't sexually harass your subordinates like Kirk

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Sophy Wackles posted:

I'm a Star Trek captain IRL AMA

What improvements/changes would you make in the Federation's formal attire uniform?

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005

ikanreed posted:

Captain Siskowns

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





MakaVillian posted:

Please don't sexually harass your subordinates like Kirk

There is nothing in the Starfleet General Orders and Regulations that forbids sexual harassment, however my personal bushido code does forbid such behavior.

neato burrito posted:

What improvements/changes would you make in the Federation's formal attire uniform?

Cummerbunds and swords.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

why are admirals so drat evil all the time

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

numberoneposter posted:

why are admirals so drat evil all the time

Generous benefits package, lotta vacation time, job security, you just gotta sacrifice your ethics for a few clumsy and failing plots to undermine the core principles of the Federation.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

numberoneposter posted:

why are admirals so drat evil all the time

Only evil stupid people are dumb enough to want the position. It's very self selecting.

Vulgar
Aug 17, 2003

I am the man of la Mancha… my dream is impossible!

numberoneposter posted:

why are admirals so drat evil all the time

Sheer loving Hubris!

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Vulgar posted:

Sheer loving Hubris!

The irony being Admiral loving Hubris was actually a very good Starfleet Admiral and did her job as a bullshit detector/gatekeeper initially by not letting Picard's at that point completely unhinged rear end anywhere near a lever of authority, and then threw her full support behind him when it turned out he was actually right.

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Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



I’m not that big a trek fan but look at blissed out Avery Brooks playing jazzy piano while William Shatner asks the big questions
https://youtu.be/z2MEYMMDhKk

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