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R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
in 30 years they will send down an unmanned probe to recover the billionaire gold

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R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
i hope it sinks directly into the titanic's rear end in a top hat

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
they forgot to charge the controller

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
unfortunately the submarine has ragequit

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
remain calm everyone we are switching over to the emergency mad catz controller

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
wrong thread lol

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
i always wanted one of those when i saw ads for it. anyway the sub was smuggling drugs to the titanic

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
gooncave.jpg

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
kerbal space program rear end sub

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
if they didn't die immediately i wonder if the ceo was like well i don't know how to say this folks but we're super hosed

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

quote:

The Pogues are the parents of three children

do they all share them or what

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
someone opened the little window after making GBS threads i just solved the case for everyone

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

JerikTelorian posted:

If they can get cell signals in they should be able to get signals out right? Why would they not have a standard emergency beacon broadcasting on the guard frequency.

probably because they were dumb as gently caress

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
mouthing the words and crying when blink-182 starts to play i miss you

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
sitting on the toilet in front of the window, jerking off as the majestic shipwreck comes into view

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

Vampire Panties posted:

There were multiple billionaires on board? Did the richer billionaire poop first to establish dominance over the smaller, less rich ones?

rich people have others poo poo for them

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
i hope elon musk continues to inspire rich people all over the world

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
somewhere in the sub there is a hidden revolver with only 4 bullets. but which billionaire can find it??? netflix i am open to discussions

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
i'm sorry to report all the occupants have been teamkilled

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

This is what happens when you assume someone else will remember the spare batteries for the controller

they untethered the bluetooth to play video games

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpUIuJFgpZQ

insanely good deep dive, legit stuff

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

ok dude obviously plugging his zero subscriber channel

he knows his stuff

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

You don't have to pretend it's not you any more.

i am truley sorry. i changed the thumbnail out of guilt for anyone thinking it wasnt real

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

Raskolnikov38 posted:

don’t ruin the gag just because of one dumbass

i think people would legit skimmed over it lol i know i wouldn't click on that poo poo

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

Wizard Master posted:

Evidence for your claim?

counter evidence: you're my favourite poster on this dumb site

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
this whole entire thing is a clive cussler book

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

Pope Corky the IX posted:

What kind of rhythms are we talking about here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4Fn0OGfvQU

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
once more newfoundland has to take care of everyone else's ocean fuckups

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

Wee posted:

Who actually said they detected the banging? OceanGate or the Coast Guard?

And with what equipment?-

canadian p3 surveillance aircraft, coast guard only confirmed iirc

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

Prof. Crocodile posted:

A goldmined GBS thread is really the most fitting tribute for what is essentially the Doobie's Dog House of oceanographic expeditions.

did anyone donate to implode the sub faster and deprive their kids of christmas yet

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

ded posted:

it was the fish having indigestion

it was the fish blasting huge loads. i'm an oceanographer and i've seen it

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

PainterofCrap posted:

I’m a marine biologist when I’m not working the Wendy’s drive-through, and I’ve heard a lot of aquatic loads dropped in my time

yeah if you put your ear to the water you're guaranteed to hear at least 1 fish jacking off and doing a gigantic cum into a plastic bag at any given moment. it's basically the first thing they teach you at ocean school

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
fish actually do gently caress insanely loud and i hope the guys heard it all the way down

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
the controller is funny because everything else is also funny. the entire thing is cow tools

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

Google Jeb Bush posted:

iirc he rides every third dive so this was his second

which, you know, is better than having one of his employees turned into canned meat sludge

i wish he wasn't on the trip so everyone would get his rear end now

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R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
i'm coming clean i've never watched titanic, is it any good

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