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loving 90's lied to us. Seaquest DSV said we would have talking dolphins, cold war submarine fights, and cool hackers living underwater. Instead we get million dollar instant chum machines.
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:I guess not all billionaires get a bail out.
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Our top men are on it. Top men. 
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Jun 22, 2023 10:23
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jadebullet posted:Haha, holy poo poo. Just when I thought things had gotten as ridiculous as they were going to get, someone used AI to write fanfiction about the final moments on the sub. My AI decided that seeing they were all going to die of suffocation, they all took turns to go and jerk off in the toilet part one last time.
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Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:Not sure if this has been asked already, but we have to assume the passengers had mega life insurance policies. Would they even pay out for this? They literally got into an unregulated vessel and all signed waivers that said "Hey you might die in this thing"... It's not suicide (which the insurers probably have a clause against or can argue with), its death by misadventure so would pay out. It's the same as taking a mountain hike, and dying to some stupid thing there. Though the deathtrap company will get sued to gently caress now.
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Jun 22, 2023 12:14
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Funky See Funky Do posted:The suicide = no life insurance thing is a largely a myth. Not really. Saw one on the TV a few weeks ago for old folk life insurance. One of the small print at the bottom of the screen was 'does not pay out on suicide'. A google there shows some have the clause saying its null and void if you commit suicide before a certain time frame. Anyway, paying $250k is a bit pricey for a suicide if its about the money.
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Shania Twain posted:Doesnt want uninspiring 50 year old white guys so he hires uninspiring 22 year old white guys Whose wokeness made the seals out of avocados and drag queen books.
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Jun 22, 2023 13:25
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smoobles posted:well now that that's over, anyone seen any good tv shows lately Seaquest DSV
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Jun 22, 2023 13:39
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Hotel Kpro posted:I was hoping to hear that they found it intact with one survivor who would tell a grisly tale of how he had to keep eating the others to survive They crack open the hatch, and hes sitting there, wearing the skin of other four for heat, the entire surface covered in blood, the leak blocked with hair and poo poo.
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Jun 22, 2023 13:55
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Maybe they got out, and are now on the Titanic trying to jury rig it working again. Bound to be a 100 year old air pocket there. Going to see the Titanic surface soon.
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Jun 22, 2023 17:30
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Why didn't they just drain the ocean.
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Jun 22, 2023 17:34
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I blame the Titanic Captain. If he steered it a bit north, it would be on higher ground. So this wouldn't happen.
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Jun 22, 2023 17:48
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It's been a fun day or two. Lets try to convince the next billionaire to go volcano huffing or something.
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Jun 22, 2023 18:38
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Spinz posted:Titanic the new Everest Go down 3000m, take a right past the chunky salsa tube, when you see the crab orgy you are there.
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Jun 22, 2023 19:10
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Pressurization is for Pussies.
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Today a salt water chum mist. Tomorrow crab poo poo.
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teen witch posted:Anyway I hope literally every billionaire sees the reactions of the hoi polloi and understands thoroughly that it could, and very well may be, them someday. They won’t, but money cannot stop us from laughing at them, certainly not with them. The two happiest about this is the racist step-son whose going to inherit a crap load now. And his onlyfans waifu.
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buglord posted:Yeah as far as dying goes this seems like the quickest way to go about it. And if it’s faster than a nerve impulse you at least can’t feel it, let alone perceive it? A pressure wave is a pressure wave. There's video of clothes being blast off people where wheels explode nearby, but the person is still in once piece. The clothing will be just as torn apart as your bones would be at that force.
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Sure, be it a tidal wave from a meteor/earthquake, or plane that will smack into it from 40000 foot up. Thing is, it will have to seek me out, as I won't be dumb enough to try to enter it past knee high on the beach. And definitely not in a car sized pringles can.
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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:
Who knew George Soros had an aquatic Illuminati division
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Jun 22, 2023 23:25
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Who lives in a pringles can under the sea? Billionaire MeatChunks! Absorbent and diced and porous is he Billionaire MeatChunks! If nautical nonsense be something he wished Billionaire MeatChunks! Then drop on the deck and explode like a fish! Billionaire MeatChunks! (Ready?!) Billionaire MeatChunks! Billionaire MeatChunks! Billionaire MeatChunks!
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Jun 22, 2023 23:35
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slinkimalinki posted:Marinara trench lol There must be an easier way to make Ragu!
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Seth Pecksniff posted:This is incorrect Sunlight doesn't reach down to the Titanic wreck. Light only reaches down 1000m max, and this looks really really bright so close to the surface. So if this is the pringles can they were in, they didn't get far.
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