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Post ITT to adopt a pet

# ? Jun 20, 2023 05:32

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 10:33

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

pet me OP

# ? Jun 20, 2023 05:37

deep dish peat moss

Areola Grande posted:

pet me OP

Its name is Groatis, though you are of course free to rename your pet. It is 32 years old, has never held a job, and can't be left unsupervised with a bag of potato chips.

# ? Jun 20, 2023 05:46

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

i'd like to have a friend pet

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Jun 20, 2023 05:47

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

deep dish peat moss posted:

Its name is Groatis, though you are of course free to rename your pet. It is 32 years old, has never held a job, and can't be left unsupervised with a bag of potato chips.

ty ddpm. I love him

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Jun 20, 2023 05:50

deep dish peat moss

your friend sk posted:

i'd like to have a friend pet

Its name is Rolf, it's 483 years old, it collects the skulls of its previous owners and it's very friendly at pet parks!

# ? Jun 20, 2023 06:07

Squirrels2Nuts: comedere nuces omni tempore

Areola Grande posted:

pet me

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# ? Jun 20, 2023 06:38

Squirrels2Nuts: comedere nuces omni tempore

canna getta onea dem squirrelly things>? you know. a squirrel! yeayeah

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# ? Jun 20, 2023 06:39

deep dish peat moss

Squirrels2Nuts posted:

canna getta onea dem squirrelly things>? you know. a squirrel! yeayeah

Its name is Stoogis, it's 7 years old, it leaves stains and it must be fed every hour.

# ? Jun 20, 2023 06:40

Squirrels2Nuts: comedere nuces omni tempore

good lord, is it eating the squirrel i asked for?!?

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# ? Jun 20, 2023 06:42

deep dish peat moss

I tried my best to draw a squirrel and that's what came out

# ? Jun 20, 2023 06:46

Dumb Sex-Parrot

May I have a pet, please?

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Jun 20, 2023 07:05

Squirrels2Nuts: comedere nuces omni tempore

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

May I have a pet, please?

*pat pat*

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# ? Jun 20, 2023 07:20

Squirrels2Nuts: comedere nuces omni tempore

deep dish peat moss posted:

I tried my best to draw a squirrel and that's what came out

we love it just the way it is. it takes strength and courage to come out just as you are. i love it, and you! thank you

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# ? Jun 20, 2023 07:21

deep dish peat moss

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

May I have a pet, please?

Its name is Harles, it's 69 years old, it loves kittens, snakes, and chow mein, and it can cut a rug like a motherfucker

# ? Jun 20, 2023 08:51

Squirrels2Nuts: comedere nuces omni tempore

noice

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# ? Jun 20, 2023 08:56

Squirrels2Nuts: comedere nuces omni tempore

deep dish peat moss posted:

Its name is Stoogis, it's 7 years old, it leaves stains and it must be fed every hour.

what do i feed it? uhh i mean ive fed it before now, i just uhh HA ..um it still seems hungry?!

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# ? Jun 20, 2023 08:58

Saoshyant

ITT, I'm posting so.

^{awesome spring sig by RavenousScoot}

# ? Jun 20, 2023 13:08

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

petify me!

# ? Jun 20, 2023 13:30

deep dish peat moss

Saoshyant posted:

ITT, I'm posting so.

Its name is Bandor. No one knows how old it is or what it wants. It smells like a fresh Creepy Crawlers bake.

# ? Jun 20, 2023 19:55

deep dish peat moss

Squirrels2Nuts posted:

what do i feed it? uhh i mean ive fed it before now, i just uhh HA ..um it still seems hungry?!

This is your pet it's up to you my friend!

# ? Jun 20, 2023 19:56

deep dish peat moss

Some of your pets have been given shadows

# ? Jun 20, 2023 20:08

deep dish peat moss

Fredrik1 posted:

petify me!

Its name is Babo, you have to brush its teeth every day, it can sense if you don't like it, and it likes to smoke weed.

# ? Jun 20, 2023 21:04

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

deep dish peat moss posted:

Its name is Babo, you have to brush its teeth every day, it can sense if you don't like it, and it likes to smoke weed.

wow thanks, I adore it soo much!!

# ? Jun 20, 2023 21:53

Saoshyant

deep dish peat moss posted:

Its name is Bandor. No one knows how old it is or what it wants. It smells like a fresh Creepy Crawlers bake.

I don't know what Bandor wants to do otherwise, but it seems content watching Jeopardy on the TV for the moment.

^{awesome spring sig by RavenousScoot}

# ? Jun 20, 2023 23:06

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Jun 20, 2023 23:09

deep dish peat moss

# ? Jun 21, 2023 05:15

Dumb Sex-Parrot

deep dish peat moss posted:

Its name is Harles, it's 69 years old, it loves kittens, snakes, and chow mein, and it can cut a rug like a motherfucker

Thanks! Harles looks like a real treasure, and I like kittens too!

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Jun 21, 2023 07:26

Manifisto

I would love a pet op! also, a picture of a pet!

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jun 21, 2023 13:37

Goons Are Gifts

Can I have a pet that's natural habitat is a beautiful byob sig? Do you have one of those?

# ? Jun 21, 2023 15:37

deep dish peat moss

Viginti Septem posted:

It's name is Ambone, it has a glowing butt and makes gross clicking sounds, it lights up your whole house at night.

# ? Jun 21, 2023 19:44

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Thanks!

Just wanted you to know I'm taking good care of Third Eye. It was out for some sun yesterday :sun:

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Jun 21, 2023 20:34

deep dish peat moss

I appreciate it, I will always remember that one because my cat bit a hole in it that I covered up with the frame :twisted:

# ? Jun 21, 2023 21:46

deep dish peat moss

Manifisto posted:

I would love a pet op! also, a picture of a pet!

Its name is Peter, it is 47 years old, it holds a successful career as a banker but will not share any of its assets.

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deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Jun 21, 2023

# ? Jun 21, 2023 22:00

Manifisto

deep dish peat moss posted:

Its name is Peter, it is 47 years old, it holds a successful career as a banker but will not share any of its assets.

edit:

I love peter, my new best friend

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jun 21, 2023 23:52

deep dish peat moss

Goatse and Gallant posted:

Can I have a pet that's natural habitat is a beautiful byob sig? Do you have one of those?

Its name is Grotto, it is a signature enthusiast and forger, and it will steal your identity.

# ? Jun 22, 2023 03:05

deep dish peat moss

Here are all the pets so far with the empty space cropped out and at half size which is really I guess the intended size

# ? Jun 22, 2023 03:30

AdvilSmith: Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.

I'd love to adopt a pet!

thank you RavenousScoot 🤘🐹

# ? Jun 22, 2023 05:08

deep dish peat moss

AdvilSmith posted:

I'd love to adopt a pet!

Its name is Rangy. It refuses to believe in gravity, can stick to any surface, and screams every time it's in the same room as you.

# ? Jun 22, 2023 06:31

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 10:33

Stoner Sloth

i could use the company while i post with pals, sign me up friend!

# ? Jun 22, 2023 09:07

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