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Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

dr_rat posted:

Fear the Ripped Garfield.

All our times have come, here but now they’re gone. Seasons don’t fear the Ripped Garfield, nor do the wind nor the sun do yield. We can be like they are.

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Well, thank you for confirming what everyone very strongly suspected, Nate. Now please go away.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
BABY TAKE MY HAND (DONT FEAR RIPPED GARFIELD)

*possible thread title change

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Frank Frank posted:

BABY TAKE MY HAND (DONT FEAR RIPPED GARFIELD)

*possible thread title change

Take my hand
We're off to Ripped Garfield Land

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Frank Frank posted:

*possible thread title change

Yes, but

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Truth Lasagna sounds like some band in a daily newspaper comic.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

It’s just the name of a potential failed GarfieldEATS X TRUMP branding collab

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Nathen really should run for office. His campaign alone would make it worthwhile.

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

Frank Frank posted:

Nathen really should run for office. His campaign alone would make it worthwhile.

It would seriously be like when the Tiger King guy ran for office.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Surely begging people to use his dumb words so they will be added to the dictionary will be the weirdest thing Nathen does today.

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1783538603143946275

oh.

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1783569046065078293

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1783571855439286745

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
lmfao

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i'm just waiting for Nathan to start getting into esoteric Satanism.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

MassRafTer posted:

Surely begging people to use his dumb words so they will be added to the dictionary will be the weirdest thing Nathen does today.

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1783538603143946275

oh.

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1783569046065078293

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1783571855439286745


This is the best thread on SA of all time. Holy lol.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

MassRafTer posted:

Surely begging people to use his dumb words so they will be added to the dictionary will be the weirdest thing Nathen does today.

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1783538603143946275

oh.

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1783569046065078293

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1783571855439286745

loving lmao :eyepop:a

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Jim Davis could have a DAJJAL tattoo on his forehead and Nathen would still love him

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug
You know I'm genuinely a bit surprised he hasn't been roped into some cult.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

CodfishCartographer posted:

You know I'm genuinely a bit surprised he hasn't been roped into some cult.

He started his own but only hooked himself.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1783600516737474857

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
this turkey dinner is excellent nathen. have i told you about how wide nermal can stretch his rear end in a top hat

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm
He has such a unique combination of unbelievably lame, desperate cringe and future mass-murderer vibes

But what no one can take away from him is his incredible knowledge of all things Garfield. Like all true fans, he knows Garf was created in Indianapolis, the capital of the great state of Muncie

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
He is posting story after story on Instagram begging people to say entergage.

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

CodfishCartographer posted:

You know I'm genuinely a bit surprised he hasn't been roped into some cult.

Yeah, he's not gonna settle for being one of the lieutenants, he's gotta be the guy on top. The Gulf theocracies do not put up with divergent interpretations of Islam, to say the least, but if he had been born in the American south, he'd totally be running a weird snake-handling fundie church in the woods.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I’m exhausted and just don’t have the energy for Nathen’s weirdness this evening. Good night

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Frank Frank posted:

I’m exhausted and just don’t have the energy for Nathen’s weirdness this evening. Good night

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Frank Frank posted:

I’m exhausted and just don’t have the energy for Nathen’s weirdness this evening. Good night

That's entertainment, baby!

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



the eats must flow

FIX SIGNS
Aug 29, 2006

You're fucking great,
just do what you can.
My name is an entergaging word.

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
the souls of cartoons must be protected at all costs *cocks shotgun*

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

FIX SIGNS posted:

My name is an entergaging word.

is it royalty free though? sick of paying ridiculous license fees just to say words, this sentence alone cost me $48

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1783605040285945989

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1783611945867718911

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1783935665610031610

I put all of the Nathen accounts on a list and seeing what he does from post to post really highlights how entergaging he is. People should use that word.

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

Escape From Noise posted:

That's entertainment entergagement, baby!

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Why does he hate Kim Kardashian again?

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

She is more popular than him

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Elephant Ambush posted:

Why does he hate Kim Kardashian again?

He's very, very misogynist. Possibly misogynist even by Saudi standards. He used to spend his spare time calling women whores on instagram.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I mean, I am not necessarily going to disagree that Kim Kardasian is a soulless succubus demon but we have so many various demons wandering around at this point that she’s mostly fine. Sure, she’s a rich faildaughter only famous for a reality show and a sex tape but that describes so many celebrities now that it has mostly lost meaning. At least she’s not actively trying to hurt anyone (she does so passively)

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
The fact that he made sure to say "Armenian" is sure a choice.

Probably a genocide denier, knowing him

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av
I'm always so excited when there's a title change, and this time did not disappoint.

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


Calling Kim Kardashian an 'Armenian Succubus' greatly exaggerates her appeal and culture.

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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Busters posted:

Calling Kim Kardashian an 'Armenian Succubus' greatly exaggerates her appeal and culture.

I mean, if you are going to try and argue that loudmouthed “LOOK AT ME” celebrities that are only famous for being famous haven’t had a serious and horrific impact on modern culture, I’m not sure what to say to that

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