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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I am here to be entergaged.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Frank Frank posted:

Nathen has nothing in common with Tate aside from money.

Not true. He hates women just like them.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Frank Frank posted:

Disagree! He has female friends. Actually, come to think of if I think the majority of his friends are female.

That's Garfield. Nathen loves calling women on instagram whores in Arabic.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Shinjobi posted:

Trying to determine if he looks like a victim or a perpetrator in an episode of Columbo

I'm pretty Robert Culp killed a guy who looked like this in one ep.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

"I left behind toxicity of humanity. I found my calling with a higher power, and honestly, I met my prophet who enlighted me in my dreams. I woke up with so much tears, crying like a big baby from the deep end of my heart."

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
The thread that delivers more "huh?"s per second!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Chloe reveal yourself or face to... Idk what yet but I'll think of something

E: to be clear this is a joke you're not required to attach your face to an account name if you don't want to

I suppose i have to put this disclaimer in because of the star

Even joking about this is weird given what other mods got up to in re: women goons.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Blue Moonlight posted:

I once worked for a web design company where a client wanted to play a rotating set of black symbols against a black background in Adobe Flash - supposedly this would grant her clients health or something, despite the fact that literally no pixels would ever change.

So this isn’t even the craziest invisible feature I’ve ever heard of. Somehow.

This makes me nostalgic for the early days of the web where sometimes people would put huge lists of popular search terms at the bottom of their sites in a tiny, tiny font.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Wow, only $350 for this piece of poo poo!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Frank Frank posted:

Any reports from people who went to Nathen’s movie night last week? I would imagine he has a lot of trouble sitting still in a movie theater

They were entergaged to death.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Oh good, he's trying to pivot into becoming a streetwear brand.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Mazri Effect 3 somehow still had a better ending that Mass Effect 3.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

MassRafTer posted:

FARM2SKIN is his most unsettling phrase.



It puts the Garfield on its skin or else it gets the fork jail again.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

dr_rat posted:

This is a popular opinion in Australia.

he's obv a fan of Melbourne.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
#EATS brand

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
So much for celibacy, I guess.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

MassRafTer posted:

He announced on his instagram stories he would reply to Rob and then we got this.

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1709194563783418153

Funniest thing Rob Schneider has done in years.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Seth Pecksniff posted:

What caused this latest diatribe against Paramount?

His brain is particularly mushy this week.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Nikumatic posted:

excuse me but all this time I’ve been informed that AI can NOT create art and yet here we are



E A CRRIDBE CRRGE RURHNGEE BEST BLLEGIVP CAEFE GA

FRENCERIGEE

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

This is just buzzword salad.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

steinrokkan posted:

The EATS family of brands is probably the most versatile concept ever devised in the history of marketing. There's no property or person, real or fictional, dead or alive, that can't be utilized in the scope of the EATS umbrella, and the best thing is, it works equally well in all cases!

HitlerEATS

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
WaitingForGodotEATS

The food never arrives so you save beaucoup dollars on buying ingredients.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Garf

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Busters posted:

If you're starved for that microwave re-heated genuine GarfieldEATS content: Nathen has been screwing around with AI some more and made a few new selfies on instagram





Do you think he thinks his beard looks like that? Or was he just too lazy to keep prompting the AI for a better picture?

Bizarrely, both those images look more natural and human than any other photo of Nathen I've seen.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

BigBadSteve posted:

I doubt a single person has ever seriously expressed an interest in Egeez, or ever will.

I still can't figure out what it's even supposed to be.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

david_a posted:

Still mystified how Egeez is supposed to save anybody money

I don't even know what it's even supposed to do.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
At this point I don't believe Nathen has ever had any idea what Egeez is supposed to do.

Also :lol: is he going to program the app himself? Does he think software just kinda pops into existence if he wants it enough?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

oh what the gently caress

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

steinrokkan posted:

There was the alleged business partner who fuked the cat

Nathan must've been seething with jealousy.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Those recipes are hysterical. Also remember that he was probably buying high-priced organic everything ingredients then leaving them in a refrigerated tub for weeks on end.

I'm not much of a cook but I know it's just as easy to ruin a dish made of high quality ingredients as it is the cheapest crap from the discount bin at Walmart.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

david_a posted:

Maybe these were the recipes from the Dubai store that served as the basis for Toronto but then got updated along the way. It is completely in character that Nathen would have lost the updated recipes and/or the kitchen was utterly unorganized.

If he actually served those wimpyass Garficcinos in Dubai I'm surprised nobody took a fatwa out on him.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Oh please please please follow through on this

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Nathen has a real knack for coining ominous phrases. Remember "Meat never dies?"

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Frank Frank posted:

Someone ITT saw him out at a party in Toronto not too long ago so I doubt he’s actually celibate. He’s saying that so his dad won’t go nuts.

Who amongst us hasn't looked for some casual garf?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Frank Frank posted:

Iirc the guy said it was a lgbt-centric sort of party and Nathen was just standing by himself in one of his weird bright-colored suits waiting for people to come up and talk to him (no one did).

:lol:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Frank Frank posted:

God dammit Nathen:



God dammit

5 piss elements

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

CodfishCartographer posted:

To add a teensy bit of context, there's a new documentary that came out recently titled Quiet on Set: The Dark Side of Kids TV which points many sexual abuse allegations, particularly at Dan Schneider, who was a producer and showrunner at Nickelodeon from the mid 90s to the late 2010s.

That doesn't make it any less aaaaaaaaaaaaagh

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Junk posted:

wtf this guy is NUTS

oh word

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
too nutty for TMZ, that's impressive

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Samovar posted:

But does it have cowboy cut beef? I think NOT!

It'd be an incredible waste of money and resources to use bone-in ribeye steaks for factory-made frozen lasagna. I'm fairly certain that Nathen's contractors didn't use real cowboy cut beef for his lasagna either.

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