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Garfield hates Mondays because that's when Robert E. Lee signed the articles of surrender on behalf of the Confederacy.
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Nathen is very "progressive" re. anything that affects him personally, and thus there's something to be gained, and a total fygm / chud scumbag regarding everything else. That's the governing principle of Arabiolosis.
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Jun 22, 2023 07:57
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Frank Frank posted:Looking for news about the 4th podcast episode (RIP), I stumbled across a second Nathfield IG account and I have questions: Hi, yes, I'll have one of your famous cum filled pizzas, please
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Jun 22, 2023 14:14
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Busters posted:This is why I saw saying stuff about him trying to be the next Andrew Tate. The dude wishes he was an influencer. He's one step away from talking about "escaping the matrix" World's youngest influencer with zero followers (clean label certified influencer)
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Jun 26, 2023 12:21
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I think this should clarify things for you
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Jun 26, 2023 14:58
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Frank Frank posted:Does this mean the backpack itself doesn't eat animals or animal products? Is it for vegan Pokemon? Please, it's a bagpack
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Jun 26, 2023 15:27
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Riot Carol Danvers posted:Nah you had to click "more replies". At least one calling him a failure, one calling him a bigot Wow, that must be a record level of entergagement!
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Jun 28, 2023 06:57
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Frank Frank posted:Lmao “get entettaged with a brick, shitbag”. Not sure about that, the only time he successfully entergaged with the wider public was when a bunch of kids destroyed his Discord by spamming it with goatse because of some bigot comment I don't remember
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Jun 28, 2023 09:49
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Lol that he couldn't even get people to act attracted to him for money E: correction - not paid, of course EH: Additional: Prize: Marriage gift in cash.
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Jun 28, 2023 12:08
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Jul 2, 2023 16:06
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If only there were an online place that would verify if the garfield pizza pan were a genuine licensed product before I purchased it. Oh geez, why has nobody thought I'd making a service line that
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Jul 11, 2023 20:40
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Knormal posted:I know the answer is just "Nathen", but why is he calling it a cutter/pan? I'd love it if there's an included Garfield-shaped pizza cutter they were trying to use to cut the pizzas that rolls all wonky. Maybe he thinks making a pizza is like making cookies, you press the pan into a sheet of dough like a giant cookie cutter. It's not like he's actually ever tried making a pizza in his life, or anything else really
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Jul 12, 2023 11:38
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Frank Frank posted:The most surprising part of all of this is that he didn’t call it Nathflix. Frankly, that would be too clever
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Jul 21, 2023 13:20
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Nathflix, pronounced Neffletch
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Jul 21, 2023 13:21
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He hit it out of the park early when he became the world's youngest Garfield licensee; once you reach that level of fame and success while so young, what's there even to do afterwards? What worlds are left to conquer? You have no choice but to succumb to ennui.
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Jul 21, 2023 20:21
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He sold the Garfield suit, but he didn't sell the Garfield suit.
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Jul 26, 2023 17:47
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Frank Frank posted:
Because there's Roy Orbison in the costume
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Jul 29, 2023 21:38
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Probably means viewing an ad vs clicking an ad What I don't get is why spending time decreases you entergagement
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Jul 31, 2023 22:15
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temple posted:He's buying a $300k tiny home (mobile home) and land (trailer park) to live in CA. "I'm going to live in a town with just my fans" - even the most acetic monks would hesitate to make such an uncompromising vow of solitude
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Aug 3, 2023 08:46
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mediaphage posted:what if you were a cult leader but with zero charisma Time to drink your special Garfaccino under the supervision of armed men in Garfield costumes, as Nathen's closest lieutenants are waiting to assassinate the county food safety inspector.
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Escape From Noise posted:(Woo!) But he's the world's youngest official Garfield licensed restaurant theme song producer
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Aug 4, 2023 16:55
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Are you confusing Garfield with Heathcliff?
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Aug 4, 2023 23:30
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:All three endings are bright orange. The orange ending, of course, is to cleanse this bitch of an Earth and enact Arabiolosis
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Aug 6, 2023 14:17
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A24 PRESENTS FARM2SKIN
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Aug 9, 2023 18:27
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Frank Frank posted:Wait, he’s recalling his book? That’s loving hilarious. Big old dusty piles of unsold books sitting in his basement that he’s “recalling”. He'll have to go to that one bookstore where he keeps sneaking in one copy
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Aug 20, 2023 13:38
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Please move to Russia nathen #mneow
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Aug 23, 2023 07:26
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"I hate America, the Great Satan" - Garfield the cat
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Aug 23, 2023 09:43
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Garfield is mailing Nermal to Abu Dhabi for an express pilot course
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Aug 23, 2023 14:13
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Also tried to have some people dragged out into the street and shot
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Aug 24, 2023 21:28
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Is he posting in sympathy with the big wet president?
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temple posted:He has such a weird baby face, like thisman.jpg He looks like somebody cut off the top of his head with that hairstyle
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david_a posted:Wasn’t he building a shrine to him in his apartment or something equally bizarre? He was doing some very weird posting from a Nick Cave exhibition that made it appears that way
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Aug 25, 2023 19:30
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I really hate the smell of taste
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Aug 25, 2023 22:00
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He bought into the totally real new BRICS currency that's going to replace the USD as the global reserve currency. And probably a whole suite of other Russian / Chinese disinfo and propaganda while he was there, for a good measure.
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Aug 28, 2023 08:46
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Knormal posted:Ah, that makes sense. I'm sure eGeezs will be first in line to accept it then. Also, yeah, it's obvious the monetary policy of the Fed is the only thing keeping GarfieldEats / NathenEats / ScoobyEats / EGeez / Clean Label / the Arabiolosis Cinematic Universe from achieving their deserved success.
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Aug 28, 2023 09:20
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Two words: GarfieldEats Isekai #mneow
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Me Garfild, Garfild love čevapi, Garfild hate Bosnia. Everybody who don't want Yugoslavia should be dragged into the street and shot.
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Riot Carol Danvers posted:As someone who has eaten pizza in Eastern bloc countries / former Yugoslavia, I bet money it's better than Nathen's bullshit As someone born and living in eastern bloc, I bet money it's far worse, even accounting for how low nathen set the bar.
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Doctor Butts posted:I thought Nathen lost the restaurant and IP rights years ago. He owns the concept of "eats", which automatically extends to any character to whom said "eats" may pertain.
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