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In which Nathen foreshadows the end of his current manic phase
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Oh NO! If only SOMEONE had created an INTERNET PLATFORM that I could go to and VERIFY WHETHER this PRODUCT is LEGITIMATELY LICENSED! Alas, no one has ever released such a platform for me to shop through, so I guess there's simply no way to know if this Serbian restaurant is a real GarfieldEATS location. Geez.
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Amazing that we can recognize his articles as written by an AI and not him because they aren't stupid enough. Like, there was no point to be found in that rambling mess, but it also didn't contain any made-up words or weird pseudo-english turns of phrase.
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“Call it ‘Anti-Nate.Ai’” Sounds more like a robot programmed to hate him
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Frank Frank posted:lmao you are 100% correct Nathen,  ing as hard as he can:"If I was a robot, I'd definitely have tits."
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quote:“So you wanna know why it closed down,” Nathen said. “And you know, it’s very simple. Paramount terminated the licence agreement… Covid, and the lockdown… [I] really worked hard to, you know, bring a taste of Garfield through delivery… and until we were able to reopen we continued to serve Lasagna’s Garfield-shaped pizzas [and] Garfuccino coffee.” Lasanga's Garfield Also, was Garfuccino always spelled with a 'u'? quote:"I did, I went on a hiatus,” he said. “I left Instagram for about 6 months, and I had to grieve, I had to grieve. I mean, I wore him for a while. That’s what they taught me in branding and marketing courses, live the brand, feel the brand, be the brand. And what I did is I took it too far and I lost myself. I forgot who Nathen Mazri was. The cat will never leave me.” "I forgot who Nathen Mazri was. The cat will never leave me" is a decent thread title. quote:Nathen explained this to me. “Even closing down a business needs a budget… And the landlord, I call them the “land monster”, he gave us hell… I always said, you may have the keys, I have the Garfield fans. And with that I won and kept the rent as low as possible until he wanted more and more… Why is someone still [struggling to buy] a piece of bread? It’s all about money. You talk to me about ethics, morality, and [it’ll] override it! We live in a triangle. There’s someone up there in the pyramid that is really controlling this world. I mean I know who, but maybe we’ll leave it for another interview.” ...as is "We live in a triangle." Akratic Method fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Oct 10, 2023 |
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Monday you can fall apart Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart Oh, Thursday doesn't even start It's Friday: world war 3
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He was going to invest, but said NO, that’s a very bad investment.
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Dick Bastardly posted:GarfieldEATS: Imagine getting dunked on by garfieldfan14 of all people Dunked on so hard you delete your tweet no less
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Feline Mind Meld posted:if only he could do something this heartwarming GarfieldEATS: I love this sartups!
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The best part is behind Show More, where he exhorts them to "learn from cable, bundling is the TV secret" Motherfucker, streaming services got popular as a replacement for cable because it loving sucks so bad. Overpriced bullshit, because the bundling means you're paying for 70% crap you don't want. He's like diametrically wrong.
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Knormal posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1735657147168346308 Right to post racist, transphobic bullshit? Hell yeah, crucial for society. Right to post bad reviews of a pizza joint? REGULATION IS NEEDED FOR THIS TERRIBLE DANGER
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Escape From Noise posted:#sad #reality It’s the hashtag version of old people who think “quotes” just mean “emphasis” and have nothing to do with anyone saying anything.
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Frank Frank posted:Oh god, Nathen Mazri.com has been redesigned for the umpteenth time and it's even more incomprehensible than ever. It now includes an (auto)biographical-style blog post with the individual parts of the post labaled "INTRO" "BODY" and "CONCLUSION" in bold which I am just going to assume were editing placeholders that he just forgot to take out. I don't think ya'll are ready for Nathen's new nonsensical imaginary business buzzword, BRANDNOMICS. Disruptive first-mover? Aren't those opposites? What are you disrupting if you're there first?
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CodfishCartographer posted:I'm buying the stupid loving word file so don't worry the recipes will be posted We need to divvy them up and try them all
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Does he like only ever do Neck Day? That's a bizarrely overdeveloped area compared to everything else.
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Seth Pecksniff posted:God I want these combined to be the thread title but I'm not sure I can fit it How much space does a title get? GarfieldEATS: it's like Oppenheimer, giant bombs & too much talking, lasted about 3 hours
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Knormal posted:.RAW like the expensive digital cameras use, it'll be a 200MB uncompressed picture of text. 7GB of photographs of his illegible handwriting. You can just barely make out the word "Garfaccino"
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Kevin DuBrow posted:Nathen's twitter bio is a link to an article from October about him. It's probably been covered in this thread but lol. We don't need to change it again so soon, but "GarfieldEATS: We live in a triangle" is a pretty decent thread title.
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Or "God is with the good. And now we’re getting ourselves trademarked." Lot of incredibly overwrought stupid things in that interview!
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Next person to say "ugh, close the thread, Nathen's not gonna do anything else crazy" gets it.
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Desert Bus posted:He literally got drunk and hit it. What is hitting but extra high velocity petting?
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Can’t even do a pass over my cheap AI image to make sure none of the emoji have a terrible skin disease
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A Tetris themed hotel! A regular hotel plus we brick up all the rooms’ entries.
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Frank Frank posted:I feel like I'm legitimately going insane: “It’s not like there’s anywhere else to buy from” — a store which doesn’t sell anything yet, in a very crowded market with hundreds of competitors that do
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MrQwerty posted:It was IMMORAL what Viacom did to the wishes of Jim Davis  Jim Davis wished for an even bigger pile of money, and they granted this wish.
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MrQwerty posted:lol nathen is such a weirdo I believe if you watch the captions of his instagram video, you'll learn you have spelled "license sore" incorrectly.
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Sorry, “month of the universe”?
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Frank Frank posted:DO WHAT, NATHEN? it
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steinrokkan posted:Poop emoji EATS! Please please let it be this. I know even Nathen couldn’t be dumb enough, but please.
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Busters posted:Also he's been wearing hats so frequently that I finaly saw a picture of him with without one, and he's lost nearly all his hair. Youth is an asset, hair is a liability E: wait just a loving second did Nathen not do the Dubai GarfieldEats?!
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I wonder which two civil wars he’s aware of
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MassRafTer posted:Let's see if this is true "I wish Garfield as a baby is a RAT." What the actual gently caress is that supposed to mean. We have exhausted my ability to make sense of his ramblings.
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