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I wonder what brilliant madness the next four hundred pages of the epic Garfieldeats saga shall see.
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Scientastic posted:I like the delightfully strange Nathen, the one who does fork jail and cereal box “art” and weird apps, not the one who thinks it’s acceptable to use the phrase “barren shrew” It turns out they were the same Nathen all along!!! 
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Jun 27, 2023 19:38
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Frank Frank posted:I love that under "other materials" pertaining to the casting call at the bottom page it just lists "Nathenmazri.com" as if to say, "Look, this is all you need to know" I mean if people read see that page and still want the job that's a pretty good filter right there. You know just save everyone time by letting them know up front what they're in for.
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Jun 28, 2023 14:09
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GolfHole posted:i hope he runs for mayor so the general public can legally destroy his image He'd probably just be accident end up running against two other candidates that worse than him so no one even notices he's even running. As bad as he can be, somehow there is always worse.
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Jun 29, 2023 17:46
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Well this is going dark places. Well darker places
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Jul 2, 2023 16:33
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Mozi posted::/ i wish there were a place i could go to buy an orange pizza shaped like garfield's head You're in luck there isn't, never was, and never will be again. Now sit down and enjoy ypopu green goop slimmer shaped pizza and stop letting your mind wander to such fanciful ideas!
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Jul 17, 2023 02:31
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:They were entergaged to death. We all hoped somehow they would be found safe, but in our heart of hearts we always knew. 
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Jul 25, 2023 02:36
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Is this like that dog scam, and he's just trained to the suit to always escape and come home when ever he sells it?
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Jul 27, 2023 00:18
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Frank Frank posted:You know what you signed up for itt I just clicked on some random thread with pizza in the title, I swear I didn't know it was going to lead to all of this!
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Jul 30, 2023 06:50
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steinrokkan posted:"I hate America, the Great Satan" - Garfield the cat I mean well yeah, that's just a natural logical extension that comes from hating Mondays.
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Aug 23, 2023 09:49
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chadbear posted:People who love America should be drug out into the street and shot - Garfield, probably I'll be honest that seems more like an Odie thing to say. But I'm sure it's fine Odies all talk.
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Aug 23, 2023 11:15
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Hmm, I do remember the year 2000 being a very Monday year.
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Aug 23, 2023 12:18
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Trump is Garfield Fat, lazy, likes junk food, hates pets and americar, no sense of humour. Yeah, that all tracks.
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Aug 24, 2023 21:23
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Frank Frank posted:I like the implication that Sydney is somehow inferior. Like, “even dumbass SYDNEY could figure this poo poo out” This is a popular opinion in Australia.
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Sep 14, 2023 07:45
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Riot Carol Danvers posted:As someone who has eaten pizza in Eastern bloc countries / former Yugoslavia, I bet money it's better than Nathen's bullshit I mean I think Ideally we should set higher standards for pizza than that.
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Sep 15, 2023 10:24
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Escape From Noise posted:Not everyone can be Mestre da Pizza One day far into a humanities possible utopian future of peace and enlightenment perhaps all will be! What a beautiful monstrous future that will be!
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Sep 15, 2023 12:35
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chadbear posted:Garfield restaurants sure are big in Serbia After being buried in the nate sematary the Garfield that was buried there ain't the Garfield that came back. It might look like that Garfield, but it ain't that Garfield, because whatever lives on the ground beyond the nate Semetary ain't cat at all. Sometimes dead is better.
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Sep 15, 2023 13:04
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BigBadSteve posted:It boggles belief how Nathen repeatedly namedrops large corporations and now a government agency, intimating they'll be Egeez clients when they've agreed to no such thing. I feel like he can get away with this a lot as so few read his tweets and what not that for the most part no one notices or thinks it's not worthy enough to care. Like sure some of the more litigious places might bother as that's sort of there thing, but I'm sure at least a few times people have noticed and just put him in the same pile as cranks who think lizard people control the world and just ignore it. Like if you find out about it from a tweet that has five likes and been up for a month your going to have to assume it's pretty unimportant crap.
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Oct 2, 2023 08:39
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Seth Pecksniff posted:is he saying what I think he's saying Yeah, mummies are secretly controlling the world. We live in a mummy cursed world!!!!!
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Oct 10, 2023 20:04
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Lol, I'm not sure what's funnier, that Nathan is thinking literally anyone else would care that a large media company would take some extrea standardard meausres to protect it's it, That he thinks those sort of companies care at all about their IP's beyond how they can get cash from them, or that anyone else would care there is a tiny bit less Garfield merchandising in the world. gently caress Garfield is notorious for being over merchandised. Just such an extremely broken world view.
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Oct 15, 2023 05:12
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Busters posted:I mean they do care enough to ask people to hand over their merch when something fails because of situations exactly like this this. They don't want some freak to latch onto their IP and claim they're still part of it. It's not that they specifically cared about GarfieldEATS to begin with, or even now. But they don't want people thinking this freak has any say with their IP. Well yeah they care about merch, and who's using or misusing the ip, yeah. but it's not like it just isn't one of many, many IP's they own. For them he's not showing love to the brand, he's just being an incredibly unprofessional annoying idiot. It's funny after pulling all this poo poo people would think, yes this is the type of person I want managing my ips merch sales online.
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Oct 15, 2023 05:28
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Frank Frank posted:I can think of a dozen other ways to express that same sentiment that don’t involve monster dildos l Yeah but anyone who #loves the franchise wouldn't express it in a way that doesn't involve monster dildos.
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Oct 16, 2023 21:29
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Didn't the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie some how become a success? Like I would of thought that was an even deader IP as like it's started as pretty much just a joke gimmick about don't pitched up voices sound funny, and that was back in 1958. It can be really hard to tell what's still gonna resonate and what's not. And just what young people these days know about. I remember just through like Animaniacs, and Simpsons references, as well as old Looney tune re-runs being sort of aware stuff like The Godfather, Casablanca, Citizen kane, and other classic stuff existed, well before I was at an age I'd actually watch them. With how weirdly referential modern media is it can be hard to tell what kids do and don't know about. I remember a few weeks ago my six year old niece was telling me about this spooky scary monster called slender man all the school kids were talking about...
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Oct 28, 2023 16:20
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Escape From Noise posted:MorbEats (blood) (I think. I've never watched it or read the comic). From what I understand he only MorbEats synthetic blood, and the plot of the film revolved around him being an rear end in a top hat to one of his friends who was dying of a diseases he could easily cure. Yay morbo!!!
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Busters posted:I'm not sure I understand this one. Friend's star Mathew Perry died for my sins? Well bloody sounds like you shouldn't of sinned so drat much buddy
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Oct 30, 2023 05:37
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This is not a good redirection in the story!!! So how long till he posts Garfield cyberpunkfied? You know he's already asked the Ai for that.
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Nov 12, 2023 07:46
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I like how he specifically mentions he's an ex-licensees in a tweet from the company twitter with ex-licensed brand name and still using the IP as the logo. Like he's just begging to become annoying enough for the lawyers to take notice right. Reading between the lines, seems he's already been talked to at least a few times to cut this poo poo out.
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sharknado slashfic posted:He's right though, that Garfield trailer does look awful It's a Garfield movie trailer, that pretty much goes without saying.
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Nov 13, 2023 16:58
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Blue Moonlight posted:IIRC Jim Davis intentionally and aggressively courted the generic with Garfield. Basically everyone likes carb-rich food and sleeping and hates Mondays. Which makes it particular weird when people talk about some movie or what not ruining Garfield. Like how? Even a bad film would at least maybe be somewhat interesting.
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Nov 13, 2023 22:21
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Escape From Noise posted:I, Garfield No doesn't listen to them Romans, I'm Garfield!
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I honestly don't know how many people alive would know what bear tastes like. Edit: Apparently people illegally poach sun bears for food and parts sometimes. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_bear) Sun bears seem chill
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It's still amazing he's trying to create some go to marketplace for licensed I.P holders, while constantly committing I.P theft. Like he seems to 100% not understand why that may be an issue.
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Nov 22, 2023 23:26
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Only loser companies are cash positive. Jesus imagine being so incredibly lame your company actually ever tries to make money selling goods and/or services.
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pseudanonymous posted:If he starts posting there's like a 50/50 chance it's totally hilarious or else completely ruins the thread. For like two days till he gets banned, but what a glorious two days that would be.
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Desert Bus posted:When I listen to porn I always Egeez When you want to listen to ten minutes of the most half hearted Garfield related audio porn online, there's only one name you can trust. Cum feel dirty, confused, and mostly bored, with Egeez
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for better or worse all this is what this thread deserves.
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Dec 8, 2023 16:56
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I dunno to me it sounds like Egeez was trying to pervial over the counterfeits without greed, implying that greedy counterfeiters were all good. Which makes sense. Greedy counterfeiters are probably gonna be the ones that make all the money. Best to be friendly with them.
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Light Gun Man posted:he's missed ng his biggest actual market: this thread. if he put up egeez branded crap a nonzero amount of posters would buy some I mean he'd probably only get one or two poster sales and only if they were stupid/weird enough. Which okay yeah, still biggest market.
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Akratic Method posted:Right to post racist, transphobic bullshit? Hell yeah, crucial for society. To be fair this is a pretty common conservative view on freedom of speech. Freedom to be a bigot, but capitalism demands that if you take bad about a company wow there needs to be limits here!
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steinrokkan posted:Most videos that are published on accident with nonsensical file names get more views faster. Nathan really has found an expert way to dodge the algorithm. The algorithm knows and is protecting people. Thank gently caress it's using it's powers for good for once.
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