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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

I. M. Gei posted:

ok but does it get the nudie channels?

only in black and white on the small TV in the corner of the downstairs room

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david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm

deep dish peat moss posted:

I was thinking about this the other day and I'm pretty sure the vast majority of his views come from this thread.

Aren’t there some Reddit people that also stalk follow him? What about all the SA reject forums like kiwifarms or uh that other one that I don’t remember the name of

Big City Drinkin
Oct 9, 2007

A very good

Fallen Rib
Nathen is 100% aware of this thread and all of the Reddit posts, YT videos, Eater articles, etc. If you google his name all of these things come up. For whatever (honestly shocking) reason he just doesn’t engage.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



it's because he only ever entergages

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Big City Drinkin posted:

Nathen is 100% aware of this thread and all of the Reddit posts, YT videos, Eater articles, etc. If you google his name all of these things come up. For whatever (honestly shocking) reason he just doesn’t engage.

Thank God for that :10bux: barrier, finally keeping actual riffraff out

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the quality of Nathen’s posting would not be very good

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.
If he starts posting there's like a 50/50 chance it's totally hilarious or else completely ruins the thread.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

Thank God for that :10bux: barrier, finally keeping actual riffraff out

lol

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

pseudanonymous posted:

If he starts posting there's like a 50/50 chance it's totally hilarious or else completely ruins the thread.

For like two days till he gets banned, but what a glorious two days that would be.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

dr_rat posted:

For like two days till he gets banned, but what a glorious two days that would be.

I feel like he’d post an intro thread in GBS

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

pseudanonymous posted:

If he starts posting there's like a 50/50 chance it's totally hilarious or else completely ruins the thread.

Him posting here would completely ruin the thread.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Frank Frank posted:

Tempted to find a copy of Eternal Darkness for myself.

Check ur pm's, I promise you'll be entergaged.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

BigBadSteve posted:

New in my local (Australian) supermarket:



[In Ween voice]: Can I taste the Garf?

the yeti
Mar 29, 2008

memento disco



‘Power in union’ is the closest he’s ever come to being right about something

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

Thank God for that :10bux: barrier, finally keeping actual riffraff out

All the more enticing because Riffraff was from Heathcliff

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Nathen would be like when Gord from Acts of Gord started posting in games except no one but one thread will know who he is and no one likes him.

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Duckman2008 posted:

Him posting here would completely ruin the thread.

Agreed. And since he decided to abstain from interacting with his gawkers & stalkers on social media, let's respect his decision and leave him alone

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


Escape From Noise posted:

[In Ween voice]: Can I taste the Garf?

Just the smallest crumb of graf, sir?

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


MassRafTer posted:

Nathen would be like when Gord from Acts of Gord started posting in games except no one but one thread will know who he is and no one likes him.

Holy cats, this happened? I guess all traces of the results have been lost to time? I can't imagine it went well

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Zefiel posted:

Holy cats, this happened? I guess all traces of the results have been lost to time? I can't imagine it went well

Yeah everyone loved Acts of Gord and bought him an account and he was the super arrogant douchebag you'd expect. A great goon venture. Foresight should have been 20/20 but we thought the stories of him chasing down thieves and owning everyone were true and good.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Dudes posting their Ls

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1732768701349339222

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Hashtag porn

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Headline material.

VC Says Porn Audio App Better Than Egeez

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.
Egeez isn’t anything. A porn audio app is an app for porn, the thing that first made the internet profitable.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
When I listen to porn I always Egeez

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Desert Bus posted:

When I listen to porn I always Egeez

When you want to listen to ten minutes of the most half hearted Garfield related audio porn online, there's only one name you can trust.

Cum feel dirty, confused, and mostly bored, with Egeez

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
Ask them to host the next episode of Nathfield on the porn audio app.

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


Where can I get my officially licensed #porn? Let's make rule 34 a thing of the past with #Ejeez the only app that makes sure your #hentai is 100% endorsed and sponsored by the parent company that owns the intellectual property you're #jacking off to. No more knockoff porn parodies for me. #tuggin

My dick is entergorged

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

dr_rat posted:

When you want to listen to ten minutes of the most half hearted Garfield related audio porn online, there's only one name you can trust.

Cum feel dirty, confused, and mostly bored, with Egeez

I just scrolled through too much to try and find the video of Nathan making out with Garfield. Pretend I found it and posted it here.

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm

Desert Bus posted:

I just scrolled through too much to try and find the video of Nathan making out with Garfield. Pretend I found it and posted it here.

I’m trying my hardest not to

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
lol

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
It still makes me squirm. Lmao

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

pseudanonymous posted:

Egeez isn’t anything. A porn audio app is an app for porn, the thing that first made the internet profitable.

https://youtu.be/LTJvdGcb7Fs?si=T3wFikS39FZ-eHCR

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
"I gasped as Garfield gently entergaged me, his touch as warm as lasagna and just as filling."

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
Oh geez, smooching this Garfield plushie has me fully entergorged!

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Gross lol

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


lol

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I'm pretty sure one of the Nathfield episodes was about his hardon, so he does have experience in the audio porn field

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
for better or worse all this is what this thread deserves. :(

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joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Mozi posted:

"I gasped as Garfield gently entergaged me, his touch as warm as lasagna and just as filling."

:stonklol:

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