GarfieldEATS: BABY TAKE MY HAND (DONT FEAR RIPPED GARFIELD)

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Dr. Quarex: Apr 18, 2003; I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

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buglord posted:

God what is it with faux-rich dudes and their obsession with doing these exact tacky photos

Do not try to give Nathen a pass on not being rich, he is deserving of scorn for his idle wealth lifestyle as much as he is for all his reprehensible views!

Now is he as rich as he WANTS to be? No, I am sure like 1/100th his goal, because the part of your brain that judges reasonableness shears in half seemingly around the $5 million mark

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 00:32

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Yeah the real arc of the last thread was discovering he was much more disgusting than amusing

# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 19:13

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Shneak posted:

Company: Entergage Pictures

lmao

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Additional: Prize: Marriage gift in cash.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2023 20:02

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I only knew she was a Goon because she was one of the top funniest examples of an attractive woman on Awful Yearbook who nonetheless was being negged by guys she undoubtedly would never in a million years consider dating in real life

"Decent picture, but the cropping makes you look ugly"

# ¿ Jul 2, 2023 21:53

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"Every accusation is a confession" is really just a solid go-to observation for most Internet shitheads

# ¿ Jul 18, 2023 22:21

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temple posted:

I know people are going to say rich, but I don't get why a rich saudi-canadian of "celibate" orientation would support the politics he does. It isn't even in his own interests.

Nathen identifies far more as a repellant piece of poo poo than as celibate

# ¿ Oct 5, 2023 18:45

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Not that it is impossible, but that story never made sense to me because it involved Nathen acknowledging he made a mistake and taking action to mitigate the damage as a result

# ¿ Oct 11, 2023 03:03

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steinrokkan posted:

It makes sense as part of his self-promotion as a lifestyle celibate guru, it's the usual hitting the bottom to get back up story.

drat, outsmarted again by this brilliant marketer. Curse you, Nathen!!!

# ¿ Oct 11, 2023 20:22

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Knormal posted:

Oh, he's on that alt-right talking point that Muslims everywhere have all been ordered to rise up against Western nations tomorrow. An interesting thing for a Muslim to believe, I guess he's used to not being invited to things.

I wonder how complete the overlap is here with people who were 100% convinced Jade Helm was about to lead to martial law and FEMA death camps

# ¿ Oct 13, 2023 01:19

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Elephant Ambush posted:

I'm just blown away by this dude. He has millions of daddy bucks. He could go wherever and do whatever. Travel. See the world. Buy whatever he wants. And he actively chooses to spend his time reminiscing about his most famous failed business venture to 5 followers on twitter

I do imagine there are plenty of rich kids who are smart enough to figure out that their only job in life is to lightly follow their parents' suggestions and otherwise do absolutely whatever they feel like, but it really is amazing how many of them for some reason think they have to get even richer by doing really dumb things like this or like getting into putting their name on fancy real estate and running for president

Oh yes and "bottle service in the club" good point, if your rich parents did not raise you to realize image is meaningless if you are a fabulously wealthy already then you end up doing stuff like that

# ¿ Oct 25, 2023 03:25

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Yeah just hearing that a Garfield-themed restaurant existed was enough to get people interested in trying it; just imagine if the food had actually been good instead of being a repellant physical manifestation of Nathen's overwhelming desire for fame

# ¿ Oct 29, 2023 21:03

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If he had offered the same menu as the Dubai store I also would have been very tempted to visit. Like "holy poo poo lasagna kefir and saffron sauce ziti" (I do not remember the Dubai menu but I remember it actually having things that sounded like food on it)

# ¿ Oct 30, 2023 00:54

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Chris Pratt is almost as bad a voice actor as Nathen is a Garfipreneur

# ¿ Nov 13, 2023 19:40

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# ¿ Nov 15, 2023 00:33

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Nathen really thinks every human being worldwide has a compulsive need to feel "larger than life" huh, I mean, sounds right

# ¿ Nov 17, 2023 19:05

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Whereas now if he made the same Cameo he would go on at great length about how glad he was that SA stood for Saudi Arabia

# ¿ Nov 21, 2023 15:58

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I dunno man I would never have ordered it myself but I tried somebody else's whale steak in Iceland and that poo poo was good. Maybe sea predators do not count though

As far as land predators I think alligator (well land-ish) and rattlesnake are the only ones I have eaten and they were like, fine, but yeah certainly nothing I need to eat again

There is a place in Japan that specializes in bear!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpWwTAJrkQE

I definitely would have ordered the filly steak in Iceland but my friend who grew up riding horses told me he would literally jump over the table and murder me. Still contemplated it

How is this related to GarfieldEATS? Because killing and cooking literally any animal is preferable to Nathen Mazri preparing your meal

Edit: O.K. except, ironically, cat; nobody eat cats!!! I will be very mad!!!

# ¿ Nov 22, 2023 19:23

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Knormal posted:

Of course it doesn't really matter since Winnie The Pooh waffles are not and never have been a thing.

https://www.hollandbabyshop.com/Lotus-Winnie-the-Pooh-waffle

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# ¿ Nov 22, 2023 21:36

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Yeah literally any kitsch/ironic kids' property could probably be spun into a more successful venture than GarfieldEATS

Except Fido Dido

# ¿ Nov 24, 2023 00:05

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There is an incredible yawning gulf of technological sophistication and music taste between people currently in their 40s and people currently in their 50s to be fair

# ¿ Nov 27, 2023 01:10

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# ¿ Nov 27, 2023 03:27

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Nathen Mazri's EATSbyDre

That might be too clever, maybe he would go with....DrDreEATS

# ¿ Nov 27, 2023 17:55

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Duckman2008 posted:

Someone tried and it closed. Here have a link with some amazing quotes and pictures.

https://www.geekwire.com/2023/poof-its-gone-magic-themed-wizard-bar-and-restaurant-in-seattle-closes-after-one-year/

The enterprise was the work of Geoffrey Thaddeus Constantine Balch and partner Andrea Ravnholm,

And here I thought the AFK Tavern in Everett wsa going to be the least successful nerd pub in the Seattle metro area. At least that one lasted like 10 years

# ¿ Nov 28, 2023 08:04

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O.K. now someone whose real name is World's Current Youngest Garfield Licensee please sponsor that episode

# ¿ Nov 29, 2023 00:16

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This game has the worst loading screen tips

# ¿ Nov 29, 2023 06:29

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MINTintins

# ¿ Nov 29, 2023 08:46

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I assume that is the kind of shared delusion amongst all pathological liars who hawk things like restaurants, steaks, licensing marketplaces, universities, et cetera

# ¿ Dec 4, 2023 00:24

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I forgot, have we discussed the possibility that he thinks "geez" is indeed pronounced with a hard "g"

# ¿ Dec 13, 2023 04:14

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david_a posted:

I skipped around a bit but this is absolutely abysmal. The sound quality is atrocious and it�s somehow not synced properly. The actual content is a bunch of licensing bullshit that only Nathen pretends to care about.

I listened to the whole thing and could only be amused that a boring guy talking about boring stuff was still closer to being watchable without wanting to die than anything Nathen has ever produced

# ¿ Dec 20, 2023 03:13

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If you have a problem, if no-one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire...the Integrator

Clearly he integrates lower limbs back onto the main part of your body; I suppose that is a decent metaphor for EGeez

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# ¿ Dec 27, 2023 01:05

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Yeah I found that eminently believable, but the timeline is wrong, as Hogan won that suit in 2016, years before EGeez, so why would he be talking about having just gotten the money

# ¿ Dec 30, 2023 20:06

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Blue Moonlight posted:

I like the premise that a schlock public domain cash-in horror movie is going to have merchandise beyond the cheapest DVD pressing possible.

Will one of the thousands of intellectual property lawyers reading this thread please tell me if I can now make my own merchandise of other people's usage of public domain material

Can I make a shirt with a dramatic Freddy vs. Jason-style face-off with Evil Winnie the Pooh and Evil Mickey Mouse from their respective garbage cash grab horror films now

# ¿ Jan 2, 2024 22:52

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Oh my god anyone who makes any of those recipes will die immediately

# ¿ Jan 4, 2024 05:26

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Frank Frank posted:

I could have sworn we found the source of Nathen�s boxed lasagna and it was some company making curry-flavored lasagna with orange sauce. Am I imagining that?

I have never felt more like the protagonist of a conspiracy film than at the moment I processed the words "with orange curry sauce" or whatever from that webpage

I foolishly tried to find my post but of course that is the last thread. Somehow I think we will live not knowing precisely where to purchase this subpar lasagna though

# ¿ Jan 4, 2024 08:50

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steinrokkan posted:

It seems the famous orangey sauce is no longer offered, though

Maybe Nathen offered them future shares of his massive GarfieldGlomerate to give him the sole rights to the color orange in food

# ¿ Jan 4, 2024 20:49

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Zefiel posted:

Maybe I spend too long in the Trump lol thread but there's a strong trumpy energy in these tweets

"Rich, oblivious, and wrong" is a definite vibe

# ¿ Jan 5, 2024 00:05

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Nathen Mazri is really just Joe Rogan if you think about it

# ¿ Jan 6, 2024 01:03

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Seth Pecksniff posted:

Pretty sure this is the most entergagement I've ever seen on Nathen's posts

Bitcoin people will interact with literally anything that mentions their precious

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 18:13

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GarfieldEATS never paid 💸 a percentage to any military 🪖 groups like #Starbucks... We value humanity of all kinds, especially the homeless, but not more than cats. 🐈 Sorry!

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 21:45

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 00:32

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steinrokkan posted:

I remember the giant VR gallery with a single postage stamp sized jpg of a box of Frosty flakes on display.

In some ways we all wish we had the relentless confidence in ourselves to express our abject nightmares through art and just declare "yes, this project was a good idea and I successfully saw it through and now I can choose a new excellent idea!"

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 10:49

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