GarfieldEATS: BABY TAKE MY HAND (DONT FEAR RIPPED GARFIELD)

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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CxZvBEKOSHp/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

The beard looks natural, there are no ducklips, and the crows feet aren't hidden via filter/photoshop. This is not Nathen this is an imposter.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2023 00:58

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 18:07

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temple posted:

Every garfield has an odie

And every Odie has a Jon

# ¿ Sep 22, 2023 22:09

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Scholars have long pondered the Nermal dynamic

# ¿ Sep 22, 2023 22:11

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When I listen to porn I always Egeez

# ¿ Dec 8, 2023 05:28

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dr_rat posted:

When you want to listen to ten minutes of the most half hearted Garfield related audio porn online, there's only one name you can trust.

Cum feel dirty, confused, and mostly bored, with Egeez

I just scrolled through too much to try and find the video of Nathan making out with Garfield. Pretend I found it and posted it here.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2023 06:36

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wynott dunn posted:

https://i.imgur.com/VIsMASD.mp4

It's always somehow worse than I remember.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2023 00:01

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He's been pretty quiet lately? Are we in for a new round of ??? soon?

# ¿ Dec 9, 2023 21:50

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Jack-Off Lantern posted:

Mods, please give a random poster in this thread Nathenface.webp as an avatar

If someone can make an animated AV of Nathen kissing the Garfield doll I will buy it for another poster of their choice.

My credit card is easily available, my morals few, and my gif making skills nonexistent.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2024 02:35

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He straight up said he abused the cat. Even if it did develop issues later in life at least it's with someone who probably doesn't hit it.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2024 21:08

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Akratic Method posted:

Next person to say "ugh, close the thread, Nathen's not gonna do anything else crazy" gets it.

Hahaha yes. I have it saved and the card is ready to go.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2024 00:35

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david_a posted:

But that�s the secret incantation to trigger his mania

and they just triggered it

# ¿ Feb 2, 2024 00:41

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He literally got drunk and hit it.

I drink a lot and at worst I pet the cat too much.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2024 03:45

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Frank Frank posted:

�I am Spartacus� only its dozens of super fit twink guys in Garfield mascot heads

I AM GARFACUS

# ¿ Feb 5, 2024 02:53

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Revins posted:

im sorry

I still have not gotten drunk enough or found a worthy target for this but I thought I should quote it so everyone has to see it again.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2024 22:46

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Piss And Shittium posted:

What in the poo poo loving gently caress is this? I'm watching the Love me, feed me, don't leave me YT video and reading this thread, and this might just be the weirdest loving poo poo i've seen in time. I can't stop watching though ... I feel ... I feel ... entergaged. A million per cent entergaged.

You want an AV friend? I got a good one all lined up. Top quality, just for you. Keep you and your fellow posters super entergaged. #freetaylor #badcanadamayor #dubai #airplanes #garfieldEATS #GifToPlate

# ¿ Feb 7, 2024 22:50

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Not making use of this AV is killing me. I have a loaded gun in my hand but I just can't quite shoot it.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2024 17:11

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# ¿ Feb 9, 2024 02:02

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Entergage with the Garfverse

# ¿ Feb 13, 2024 00:07

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Blue Moonlight posted:

It must kill him that the knockoff Willy Wonka misadventure has inspired more entergagement and media attention than GarfieldEATS ever did.

Hello Garfriend! I have a very good avatar to purchase for a lucky person! If you wish to become fully entergaged let me know! #avatar #garfield #isreal #oliviarodgrigo #farm2plate

# ¿ Mar 1, 2024 23:19

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Ars Arcanum posted:

I think Nathen may be one of the weirdest cases of someone presenting with Histrionic Personality Disorder that I�ve ever seen. The Garfield obsession is just so�perplexing. I mean, I read the newspaper comics as a kid, watched the cartoons/specials pretty regularly, and I used to have a small Garfield plush my parents bought me while at some company picnic or county fair.

And I remember getting Garfield toys in cereal boxes and stuff ( like cheap plastic bike reflectors and whatnot). But this was like 80s/early 90s; all kids and a lot of adults found a sarcastic fat orange tabby cat who loved lasagna cute and funny, even though he was often mean to Odie and wanted to ship Nermal to Abu Dhabi or whatever. And I know people in general are nutty and otherwise ordinary people get weirdly obsessed over poo poo, but this is a grown man who was so deeply invested in his failed ghost kitchen that he�s suffered an extreme psychotic break.

If I remember right when he was a kid his mom would feed him Valium and give him Garfield books instead of actually parenting him. If that helps it make more sense.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 00:09

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 18:07

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Imagine having a child's brain and getting to experience Garfield again for the first time but ON DRUGS. I bet that was the first time Nathen was truly entergaged.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 00:14

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